stephen
@stepheniscowboy.bsky.social
i am the world's fastest classically trained clown
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stephen
@stepheniscowboy.bsky.social
· Nov 7
saw a really depressed pirate he had that thousand yarrrrr stare
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Hoping Matt Goodwin loses Gorton and Denton for many reasons, not least because we can deploy the headline, and resulting nickname, Matt Badloss
January 31, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Hoping Matt Goodwin loses Gorton and Denton for many reasons, not least because we can deploy the headline, and resulting nickname, Matt Badloss
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I'm about to check if my shoelace is untied if anyone was planning on flicking the hat off my head
January 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I'm about to check if my shoelace is untied if anyone was planning on flicking the hat off my head
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Data $150
Rent $800
Burrito Taxi $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Rent $800
Burrito Taxi $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Ma'am you are spending 1/3 of your post-tax income on doordash
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Data $150
Rent $800
Burrito Taxi $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Rent $800
Burrito Taxi $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Frasier: Daphne, get my blood bag, strap him to the car! By hook or by crook Immortan Joe will witness me today!
War Boy Niles: You want to try to get into Valhalla? Without a reservation?
War Boy Niles: You want to try to get into Valhalla? Without a reservation?
January 30, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Frasier: Daphne, get my blood bag, strap him to the car! By hook or by crook Immortan Joe will witness me today!
War Boy Niles: You want to try to get into Valhalla? Without a reservation?
War Boy Niles: You want to try to get into Valhalla? Without a reservation?
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Him: hey man why so tired lately?
Me: well the pitter patter of tiny feet
Him: awh man yeah kids can really make you lose sleep
Me(thinking about the 3 horrid gnomes I inherited off my strange now dead uncle who do nothing but cause me woe): haha yeahh
Me: well the pitter patter of tiny feet
Him: awh man yeah kids can really make you lose sleep
Me(thinking about the 3 horrid gnomes I inherited off my strange now dead uncle who do nothing but cause me woe): haha yeahh
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Him: hey man why so tired lately?
Me: well the pitter patter of tiny feet
Him: awh man yeah kids can really make you lose sleep
Me(thinking about the 3 horrid gnomes I inherited off my strange now dead uncle who do nothing but cause me woe): haha yeahh
Me: well the pitter patter of tiny feet
Him: awh man yeah kids can really make you lose sleep
Me(thinking about the 3 horrid gnomes I inherited off my strange now dead uncle who do nothing but cause me woe): haha yeahh
Jesus: where there are two sets of footprints that's where I walked beside you
Me: But Lord what about where there is only one set, did you abandon me?
Jesus: Yeah you had that month where you were really into Insane Clown Posse and I just did not want to deal with that lol
Me: But Lord what about where there is only one set, did you abandon me?
Jesus: Yeah you had that month where you were really into Insane Clown Posse and I just did not want to deal with that lol
January 29, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Jesus: where there are two sets of footprints that's where I walked beside you
Me: But Lord what about where there is only one set, did you abandon me?
Jesus: Yeah you had that month where you were really into Insane Clown Posse and I just did not want to deal with that lol
Me: But Lord what about where there is only one set, did you abandon me?
Jesus: Yeah you had that month where you were really into Insane Clown Posse and I just did not want to deal with that lol
Jesus: where there are two sets of footprints that's where I walked beside you
Me: But Lord what about where there is only one set, did you abandon me?
Jesus: Yeah you had that month where you were really into Insane Clown Posse and I just did not want to deal with that lol
Me: But Lord what about where there is only one set, did you abandon me?
Jesus: Yeah you had that month where you were really into Insane Clown Posse and I just did not want to deal with that lol
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Jesus: where there are two sets of footprints that's where I walked beside you
Me: But Lord what about where there is only one set, did you abandon me?
Jesus: Yeah you had that month where you were really into Insane Clown Posse and I just did not want to deal with that lol
Me: But Lord what about where there is only one set, did you abandon me?
Jesus: Yeah you had that month where you were really into Insane Clown Posse and I just did not want to deal with that lol
Yeah I work a 996 I have so many 99 flake ice creams until I am sicks
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Yeah I work a 996 I have so many 99 flake ice creams until I am sicks
You suffer but why
Grindcore is the new hustle culture ft.trib.al/Yq5N8YC | opinion
Grindcore is the new hustle culture
In Silicon Valley, long hours have fused with a monastic male wellness aesthetic
ft.trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
You suffer but why
Loomsday clock is at two minutes to midnight... Nearly cotton time boys !
January 28, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Loomsday clock is at two minutes to midnight... Nearly cotton time boys !
Italian Mafia you have an opportunity to charm me
ICE officers will be used as security for February’s Milan Cortina Winter Olympics, despite opposition from Italian government officials.
ICE Will Reportedly Be Used As Security At Winter Olympics
ICE officers will be used as security for February’s Milan Cortina Winter Olympics, despite opposition from Italian government officials.
www.forbes.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Italian Mafia you have an opportunity to charm me
*twirling my barrister's wig* so is there an intentionally mister-leading the court?
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
*twirling my barrister's wig* so is there an intentionally mister-leading the court?
The scary thing about the doomsday clock is when it gets to midnight the Normans are gonna know where everyone lives
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 AM
The scary thing about the doomsday clock is when it gets to midnight the Normans are gonna know where everyone lives
do they have songs for the full league table of Russia's love machines?
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
do they have songs for the full league table of Russia's love machines?
dry january is a real struggle once it gets to 27 days since your last shower 😫😫
January 27, 2026 at 11:01 PM
dry january is a real struggle once it gets to 27 days since your last shower 😫😫
to be fair as long as the manchester & gorton constituency is mostly made up of his phd students and not his wife, im sure matt goodwin has a really great shot at it!
January 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
to be fair as long as the manchester & gorton constituency is mostly made up of his phd students and not his wife, im sure matt goodwin has a really great shot at it!
flashed back to the last time this country was truly great
January 27, 2026 at 8:33 PM
flashed back to the last time this country was truly great
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when your mum's describing someone she bumped into at the shop but can't remember their name
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
when your mum's describing someone she bumped into at the shop but can't remember their name
Choosing my vote on which party has the best anti-norman policies
Leaseholders in Bristol are being ripped off
£250 ground rent cap is step forward but not enough
And I'll be following up with the minister about appalling insurance premiums post cladding-scandal that are stopping some leaseholders moving
But leaseholders also face... 🧵
£250 ground rent cap is step forward but not enough
And I'll be following up with the minister about appalling insurance premiums post cladding-scandal that are stopping some leaseholders moving
But leaseholders also face... 🧵
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Choosing my vote on which party has the best anti-norman policies
Number 10: We didn't tell Andy Burnham he can't be the labour candidate
Andy Burnham: Number 10 didn't tell me I can't be the labour candidate
Transfemme Johnny Cash: I hrt myself today
Andy Burnham: Number 10 didn't tell me I can't be the labour candidate
Transfemme Johnny Cash: I hrt myself today
January 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Number 10: We didn't tell Andy Burnham he can't be the labour candidate
Andy Burnham: Number 10 didn't tell me I can't be the labour candidate
Transfemme Johnny Cash: I hrt myself today
Andy Burnham: Number 10 didn't tell me I can't be the labour candidate
Transfemme Johnny Cash: I hrt myself today
I work very hard at my job so that one day I may own my own factory and use it to punish childrenne
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I work very hard at my job so that one day I may own my own factory and use it to punish childrenne
keeping my fingers cruelly bent as i feed the horse their apple so they know i am a crone and not to be trifled with
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
keeping my fingers cruelly bent as i feed the horse their apple so they know i am a crone and not to be trifled with
applying to be a uranium rod controller at the local nuclear plant with a CV that only mentions 25 years of being a turkish ice cream guy
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 PM
applying to be a uranium rod controller at the local nuclear plant with a CV that only mentions 25 years of being a turkish ice cream guy