steph
@stephmuffin.bsky.social
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your friend from the internet probably
your friend from the internet probably
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steph
@stephmuffin.bsky.social
· Nov 5
things I’m into lately:
Stray Kids
restarting my Animal Crossing island
habit tracking
getting 8+ hours of sleep
being a silly lil guy
learning Korean
trying new activities
restarting fitness journey
getting back on my bullshit
Stray Kids
restarting my Animal Crossing island
habit tracking
getting 8+ hours of sleep
being a silly lil guy
learning Korean
trying new activities
restarting fitness journey
getting back on my bullshit
y’all are sleeping on Formula E
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
y’all are sleeping on Formula E
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Omelette du Fromage
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Omelette du Fromage
my toxic trait is browsing the Nintendo eshop
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
my toxic trait is browsing the Nintendo eshop
woohooo when I feel nothing at all
woohoo
got canned heat my heels tonight
baby woooohoooo
woohoo
got canned heat my heels tonight
baby woooohoooo
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
woohooo when I feel nothing at all
woohoo
got canned heat my heels tonight
baby woooohoooo
woohoo
got canned heat my heels tonight
baby woooohoooo
has anyone ever Combined canned heat with song 2?
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
has anyone ever Combined canned heat with song 2?
maybe it’s because I had one (1) drink but I’m like kinda emotional about the old folks at the bar
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
maybe it’s because I had one (1) drink but I’m like kinda emotional about the old folks at the bar
there’s some communal about going to the local bar the morning of a holiday
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
there’s some communal about going to the local bar the morning of a holiday
any hobby hoppers in chat
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
any hobby hoppers in chat
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One of the more surprising things about the bible is how many times Moses talks about “blasting them titties”
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
One of the more surprising things about the bible is how many times Moses talks about “blasting them titties”
if you’re in a discord vc and you have “hiccups” you are “contractually obligated” to do nothing about them I don’t make the rules
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
if you’re in a discord vc and you have “hiccups” you are “contractually obligated” to do nothing about them I don’t make the rules
I forgot to get turnips in animal crossing again today
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I forgot to get turnips in animal crossing again today
me at a Friendsgiving last night, listening to someone else talk about vaccines
“yeah, like in our parents generation they used to do chicken pox parties”
me, visibly taking psychic damage: “PARENTS??? how old are you???”
“yeah, like in our parents generation they used to do chicken pox parties”
me, visibly taking psychic damage: “PARENTS??? how old are you???”
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
me at a Friendsgiving last night, listening to someone else talk about vaccines
“yeah, like in our parents generation they used to do chicken pox parties”
me, visibly taking psychic damage: “PARENTS??? how old are you???”
“yeah, like in our parents generation they used to do chicken pox parties”
me, visibly taking psychic damage: “PARENTS??? how old are you???”
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
I absolutely love being a therapist, it’s my life’s calling, it’s what I’m meant to do, I enjoy working with my clients, it’s very rewarding
And yet 5 minutes before every session I will be hoping the person doesn’t show up 🫣
And yet 5 minutes before every session I will be hoping the person doesn’t show up 🫣
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I absolutely love being a therapist, it’s my life’s calling, it’s what I’m meant to do, I enjoy working with my clients, it’s very rewarding
And yet 5 minutes before every session I will be hoping the person doesn’t show up 🫣
And yet 5 minutes before every session I will be hoping the person doesn’t show up 🫣
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
![Picture of Han from Stray Kids with his head in his hands covering his eyes. The English caption on screen says [Positive Ham] “It’ll all work out somehow.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2esrjdhxebpqtvnqxgc53pc6/bafkreiebc22gbae7z3axzx4i4a3uky2nyhku3f2lfpopzsmy7ecso6wnfa@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
so it turns out if you want to be known you have to submit to the terrifying ordeal of being known
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
so it turns out if you want to be known you have to submit to the terrifying ordeal of being known
Modest Mouse really said we’ll all float on alright already
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Modest Mouse really said we’ll all float on alright already
is Creed’s “Higher” about fucking or Jesus? Answer me Jeeves
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
is Creed’s “Higher” about fucking or Jesus? Answer me Jeeves
my favorite part of the night is when I approach Bluesky and just yammer out like 3-7 shit posts and then leave for a business month
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
my favorite part of the night is when I approach Bluesky and just yammer out like 3-7 shit posts and then leave for a business month
why train called train???
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
why train called train???
PC STOP REVVING UP OR I WILL SMOTHER YOU
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
PC STOP REVVING UP OR I WILL SMOTHER YOU
things I’m a slut for:
tote bags
notebooks
spreadsheets
tote bags
notebooks
spreadsheets
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
things I’m a slut for:
tote bags
notebooks
spreadsheets
tote bags
notebooks
spreadsheets
I really got to stop referring to myself as “a slut for” things because I almost just told my boss I’m a slut for spreadsheets
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I really got to stop referring to myself as “a slut for” things because I almost just told my boss I’m a slut for spreadsheets