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Steve Hill 🏴‍☠️📚
@stevehillwriter.com
Brit in the US. Author of 'The Blood of the Cutlass' series. 30+ yrs working w/ homeless, mentally ill & AODA.

Milwaukee, WI

Please check out https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2
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Pirates! Treasure! Ghosts! A psychotic parrot!

All these and more in my Children’s-Book-But-Also-For-Grown-Ups ‘The Blood of the Cutlass’, available as an ebook, paperback or hardcover.

Book 2 in the series due out later this year! 🏴‍☠️☠️

www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2
New spirit animal just dropped:
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
“Too old for this shit, I am.”

- Yoda in Lethal Weapon.
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Why didn’t they just obey the law? 🤷‍♂️
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I guess I don’t understand why a guy in a Home Depot parking lot who is trying to provide for his family is a bigger problem in this country than a guy in a mask who shoots someone in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
When you called up the cinema on a landline phone, you heard a recording on a loop you would have to listen to twice to hear a) what was playing and b) checking what time it started because you were concentrating on what was playing and discussing the options with your mates in the room.
January 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Seeing a lot of “She should have followed the law” posts on FB from people who thought being required to wear a mask during COVID was tyranny.
January 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
January 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
We had a chat with our daughter about 1930s Germany last night. No reason or anything.
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Todays code giveaway is for Bugonia in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 6PM EST. Codes may not work outside of the US. Winners will be messaged with the code. Good luck.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I got a milk frother for Christmas. Weekend coffee mornings forever changed.
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
How I Believe the Fashion Industry Works:

Frockmaker: “Which idiot ordered all this orange fabric? What the hell are we supposed to do with it?!”

Fashion Publicist: “… and what we’re hearing is that orange will be THE colour of 2026…”
January 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
We’re gonna get whiplash from the number of Republican politicians who “never supported him, actually” when he’s gone.
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Todays code giveaway is for The Black Phone 2 in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 6PM EST. Codes may not work outside of the US. Winners will be messaged with the code. Good luck.
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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My baker’s dozen favorite photos I took in 2025.

All my photos are taken on my property, often from my window. It may have become trite, but there’s a lot of beauty in the mundane world if you stop to look.

(Notes are in the alt tags)
1/4
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I watched one movie a week in 2025 outside my usual wheelhouse: Black; LGBTQ+; Foreign; Disability. I called it My Year of Woke.
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It looks like she suddenly realized she killed her husband in a fit of rage:
December 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Why is the world gaslighting me into believing today is a Saturday when it quite clearly is a Sunday, what is going on, pass me more cookies, cheers.
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
December 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My family know me pretty well. 😊

Happy Christmas to you and yours. 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Missed a lot of this morning’s festivities, alas, as I was waiting by the window in our bedroom for a boy to walk past so I could yell at him to ask what day it is.
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Between writing projects, so I’ve been tweaking my High School Musical 4 script pitch, if anyone at Disney is interested.
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in front of a blue wall that says oval
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in front of a blue wall saying Call Me
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December 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We decorated homemade cookies 🎄🍪
December 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
All these kids out here nowadays a-wassailing. Where are their parents, that’s what I want to know!
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We didn’t have fancy grid lines on the back of wrapping paper when I was young.

Kids today, eh. Don’t know how easy they have it.
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Somehow Palpatine was born.
Discussion: Do you want a Palpatine Origin film?

#StarWars #Palpatine
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM