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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈

@rlpastore.bsky.social

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Joined: Jun 11, 2023 NJ, USA Author of the fantasy comedies: - The Devil and the Wolf - Perseus Kills His Grandfather Author website: https://rlpastore.com/ I post humor, writing stuff, & photos from my yard.

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · Jan 26

For your browsing enjoyment, only my posts: bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Matt Jaffe Music @mattjaffe.bsky.social · 13h

If I ever get myself together, it would be a miracle
‘cause I’ve tried to heal but still I feel I’m a broken animal

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 13h

Fortunately, smelling salts were rapidly administered.

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 15h

I fainted.

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Berthold Gambrel @bertholdgambrel.bsky.social · 17h

Is there any more delicious combo???

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16h

The charcuterie board I am making tonight will make all others feel shame.

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 16h

My suspicious Brooklyn mind says there's a good chance they could have been both.

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 17h

“Memories are simply moments that refuse to be ordinary”
- Diane Keaton

Thank you for all of the extraordinary moments.

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Theresa Therrien @tdtherrien.bsky.social · 20h

ICYMI

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 18h

O dear Diana

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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 19h

Diane Keaton has sadly passed away at the age of 79.

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 17h

Truly.

Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 18h

They are hard wired (and linked through the hardwiring) and require a battery. When the battery goes, they beep regardless of the power from being hardwired. Code here requires that because we have power outages.

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 19h

I have no idea why he immediately popped into my mind on this one 😂

Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 19h

😂👍

Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 19h

Right? They never go at say, 3:00 in the afternoon 😂

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Glick pic

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 1d

My luck:

October 11, 2035
4:15AM
BEEP!

But I do love the silence via app concept, so I’m going to look into it.

Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 1d

What I wouldn’t give for a smoke alarm whose battery won’t die between the hours of 3:30AM to 5:30AM

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

If I ever post one of those NGL things, I am going to lie so much.

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 1d

Wow!

And a happy to your son 😊

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Maria Carvalho @immcarvalho.bsky.social · 1d

10/10 is a pretty magical date – one year ago tonight, I got to see this in my Connecticut backyard. And it's my son's birthday! ✨️💫

Fuschia and green from the northern lights light up the sky

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Hex @hexentart.bsky.social · 1d

Genshin Impact's "Miliastra Wonderland" gameplay will be available soon. Come join my team now! Take part in the event to to earn Primogems and Manekin outfits!

Invitation Code:GBAGG909HN
hoyo.link/8NJvYlbe4?m_... 🫶

#GameSky #GenshinImpact #MiliastraWonderland

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 1d

They said they arrested the wife of the leader of Antifa which makes no sense whatsoever.

So it had me thinking of the scene where everyone says “I am Spartacus.”

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 1d

Of all the pictures I have of my parents, this wedding photo will always be my favorite.

B&W promotional still from the 1935 film The Bride of Frankenstein in which the flat-headed, bolt-necked monster lovingly caresses the hand of his bride whose body is stiff and unreceptive. She’s wearing a white, armless gown but her arms are still wrapped in bandages leftover from her recent creation. Her hair is tall and frizzy, pulled back and up at an angle. The sides of her hair are adorned with white wavy streaks that resemble lightning bolts.

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 1d

Homeland Security just arrested the wife of Spartacus.

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