Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️🌈
@rlpastore.bsky.social
Joined: Jun 11, 2023
Author of the fantasy comedies:
- The Devil and the Wolf
- Perseus Kills His Grandfather
Author website: https://rlpastore.com/
I post humor, writing stuff, & photos from my yard.
Author of the fantasy comedies:
- The Devil and the Wolf
- Perseus Kills His Grandfather
Author website: https://rlpastore.com/
I post humor, writing stuff, & photos from my yard.
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Lol this restaurant has the same wishlist as authors.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Lol this restaurant has the same wishlist as authors.
Signing off for a few days to prepare the Thanksgiving day meal and have my family over. Have a great holiday to those who are also celebrating.
The rest of you, I’ll try to save you some leftovers but chances are slim given my family.
The rest of you, I’ll try to save you some leftovers but chances are slim given my family.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Signing off for a few days to prepare the Thanksgiving day meal and have my family over. Have a great holiday to those who are also celebrating.
The rest of you, I’ll try to save you some leftovers but chances are slim given my family.
The rest of you, I’ll try to save you some leftovers but chances are slim given my family.
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i was told to change the patient, so I did his hair and makeup. fabulously, i might add.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i was told to change the patient, so I did his hair and makeup. fabulously, i might add.
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I love when this goes around because I'm always in good hands.😊
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I love when this goes around because I'm always in good hands.😊
If we’re going to be stuck in a dumpster fire, can we at least get a new dumpster?
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If we’re going to be stuck in a dumpster fire, can we at least get a new dumpster?
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A few months old, but timeless.
“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A few months old, but timeless.
Post a not-so-famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Post a not-so-famous bathroom scene
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The working classes are cursed to forever carry the ghosts of the rich on their backs
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The working classes are cursed to forever carry the ghosts of the rich on their backs
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Every recent "culture war" was driven by bots.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Every recent "culture war" was driven by bots.
I’m watching episode 1 of Ken Burns’ American Revolution series. The breaking point occurs when King George sends troops to Boston not to protect it but to police it because of liberal protests, transforming the other colonists’ attitude into seeing the king as a tyrant. 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m watching episode 1 of Ken Burns’ American Revolution series. The breaking point occurs when King George sends troops to Boston not to protect it but to police it because of liberal protests, transforming the other colonists’ attitude into seeing the king as a tyrant. 🤔
Mad Max: The Realization
Max and a family of survivors arrive in Norway to find everything is fine because all of their vehicles and homes have been powered by solar, wind, and geothermal systems.
A local gives Max a rusty old can of gasoline his great-grandfather once used to power a lawnmower.
Max and a family of survivors arrive in Norway to find everything is fine because all of their vehicles and homes have been powered by solar, wind, and geothermal systems.
A local gives Max a rusty old can of gasoline his great-grandfather once used to power a lawnmower.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Mad Max: The Realization
Max and a family of survivors arrive in Norway to find everything is fine because all of their vehicles and homes have been powered by solar, wind, and geothermal systems.
A local gives Max a rusty old can of gasoline his great-grandfather once used to power a lawnmower.
Max and a family of survivors arrive in Norway to find everything is fine because all of their vehicles and homes have been powered by solar, wind, and geothermal systems.
A local gives Max a rusty old can of gasoline his great-grandfather once used to power a lawnmower.
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in college, i majored in latin american diplomatic history with a minor in unemployable.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
in college, i majored in latin american diplomatic history with a minor in unemployable.
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I wrote a poem THE BOOK OF QUIET GIRLS WHO BURN listing all the shit that happened to me growing up. I’m sure many other women could add to it. It felt good to write it and end it with
“I remember every one of you.
Quiet. Quiet piggy.”
We should never be quiet.
“I remember every one of you.
Quiet. Quiet piggy.”
We should never be quiet.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I wrote a poem THE BOOK OF QUIET GIRLS WHO BURN listing all the shit that happened to me growing up. I’m sure many other women could add to it. It felt good to write it and end it with
“I remember every one of you.
Quiet. Quiet piggy.”
We should never be quiet.
“I remember every one of you.
Quiet. Quiet piggy.”
We should never be quiet.
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All you people who make fun of me for being superstitious, well, you explain why I got called up for jury duty an hour after I failed to knock on wood about something. Go ahead. Something about coincidence, was it? Hmph.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
All you people who make fun of me for being superstitious, well, you explain why I got called up for jury duty an hour after I failed to knock on wood about something. Go ahead. Something about coincidence, was it? Hmph.
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The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
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"Earlier this month, Reuters reported that internal documents from late 2024 stated that Meta expected to earn about 10% of its revenue that year – about $16 billion – from illicit advertising. One document noted Meta earns $3.5 billion in revenue from “higher risk” scam ads every six months."
www.reuters.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Earlier this month, Reuters reported that internal documents from late 2024 stated that Meta expected to earn about 10% of its revenue that year – about $16 billion – from illicit advertising. One document noted Meta earns $3.5 billion in revenue from “higher risk” scam ads every six months."
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Why do we call it a 'turkey'?
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why do we call it a 'turkey'?
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So how's the AI going?
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So how's the AI going?
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I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
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Justice League Unlimited #16 variant Cover. I’m starting run of variant covers for this series, so I proposed to make a series of (mainly) solo portraits in different styles. Jon is one of my favorite members, JL heart for me. @dc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Justice League Unlimited #16 variant Cover. I’m starting run of variant covers for this series, so I proposed to make a series of (mainly) solo portraits in different styles. Jon is one of my favorite members, JL heart for me. @dc.com
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November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM