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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler
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Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 8-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast (new joke every day with that tag). #HashtagGames player.
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Pleased to announce the launch of my second Jokebook - "Jokes and Puns from a Groan Up".

Available on Amazon Paperback for £8 as of 9 February which is #UKPunDay. Available to pre-order on Kindle for £5 as of now. See my author page below.

www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Stevi...
Jokes and Puns from a Groan Up - my second jokebook, now available on Amazon.
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I’ll certainly know if I see anyone using the stolen flags from my store.

They won’t get a wave with it. #LunchPun
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 PM
stevejuggler.bsky.social
Pleased to announce the launch of my second Jokebook - "Jokes and Puns from a Groan Up".

Available on Amazon Paperback for £8 as of 9 February which is #UKPunDay. Available to pre-order on Kindle for £5 as of now. See my author page below.

www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Stevi...
Jokes and Puns from a Groan Up - my second jokebook, now available on Amazon.
January 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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When I told my Parents I wanted to leave School to experiment with raspberry ice cream,
I created quite a ripple. #LunchPun
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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My song about a hollowed-out insect has just won an MTB award.

#LunchPun
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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I want to perform a Human League song, but I don’t want to sing it by myself.
Would the audience be Oakey to join in? #LunchPun
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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When the client hired me to design a marathon course and pit them against elite athletes,
I soon gave him a run for his money… #LunchPun
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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At the Snitches Convention, it is forbidden to walk on “the grass”.

#LunchPun
January 24, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Special offer when you purchase my hive.

Buy one, get one bee. #LunchPun
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Kylie was unhappy when I cooked her a rice dish.

There were tears on my pilau. #LunchPun
January 22, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Which part of the Crab can be used as gravy?

The Oxo-skeleton. #LunchPun
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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We asked 100 Pirate’s what disease they get if they don’t have enough Vitamin C,
and our scurvey says… #LunchPun
January 20, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Kids got a break from school as the teachers had to instruct some spiders and bugs.

It was insect training day. #LunchPun
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Ladies and Gents visiting the bathroom were asked to remove a wooden block from a pile.

The toilets were jenga neutral. #LunchPun
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Can anyone help me find my shampoo?

It seems to have disappeared into thin hair… #LunchPun
January 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Big fan of Tim Peake. He seems really down to earth. #LunchPun
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Leave the ex-weightwatcher alone. He has enough on his plate. #LunchPun
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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5 COMEDIANS DO COMEDY & KARAOKE (7pm for 1hr)

I', be entertaining on this show @ King Richard III Pub as part of Leicester Comedy Festival in February on 7th, 14th, 20th & 21st. Performing a different set of music jokes each day

Tickets £6 - more info:
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/.../5-comedi...
5 Comedians do Comedy & Karaoke | Leicester Comedy Festival
events.comedy-festival.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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The animals I use for experiments have been drawing sketches of their favourite dog.

It was a lab rat doodle. #LunchPun
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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I will be hosting the UK Pun Off as part of Leicester Comedy Festival on Sunday 8 February (4pm) at King Richard III Pub.

Roger Swift, Charly Meehan, Noel James & Iain MacDonald- Comedian will be competing.

Tickets £8.50 or donations on the door.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/uk-pu...
UK Pun Off Leicester Sunday 8 February Live show at Leicester Comedy Festival. Link to tickets in the main text.
January 13, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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I’m able to chuck most of the Hobbits quite far, but one of them is harder to Frodo. #LunchPun
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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The Carry on Men challenged the Ladies to a tug of phwoarrrrr.

#LunchPun
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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Likelihood of being able to push other planets away by using your breath is
once in a blew moon… #LunchPun
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Visited the bottom of the sea with a cartoon dog.

I went Scooby Diving. #LunchPun
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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My Shampoo keeps vanishing into thin hair… #LunchPun
January 4, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Can anyone suggest a bad habit I should give up?

“Cracking knuckles”

“Aww thanks, I like yours too!” #LunchPun
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM