Steve West
@stevewestwrites.bsky.social
Author of the Kingsmoot fantasy series. Arsenal forever. U2 is my soundtrack. See more at SteveWestWrites.com.
If your Congressman has never heard of Bad Bunny, the most popular musical artist in the world, does he really represent you?
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
If your Congressman has never heard of Bad Bunny, the most popular musical artist in the world, does he really represent you?
I was watching Fox News the other day (*trapped in a room and couldn’t change the channel), and those who watch it regularly are in a completely different world.
For example, apparently liberals in Minnesota are now beating journalists who are simply doing their jobs.
How do you fix this?
For example, apparently liberals in Minnesota are now beating journalists who are simply doing their jobs.
How do you fix this?
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I was watching Fox News the other day (*trapped in a room and couldn’t change the channel), and those who watch it regularly are in a completely different world.
For example, apparently liberals in Minnesota are now beating journalists who are simply doing their jobs.
How do you fix this?
For example, apparently liberals in Minnesota are now beating journalists who are simply doing their jobs.
How do you fix this?
So, how was your weekend?
Me? Not much. Oh, except my Seahawks won the SuperBowl 🏆
(I’m going to be living on this for years, if our last win is any indication)
Me? Not much. Oh, except my Seahawks won the SuperBowl 🏆
(I’m going to be living on this for years, if our last win is any indication)
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
So, how was your weekend?
Me? Not much. Oh, except my Seahawks won the SuperBowl 🏆
(I’m going to be living on this for years, if our last win is any indication)
Me? Not much. Oh, except my Seahawks won the SuperBowl 🏆
(I’m going to be living on this for years, if our last win is any indication)
Salah should get a yellow there for waving his hand to try and get an opponent booked
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Salah should get a yellow there for waving his hand to try and get an opponent booked
Commentator on the Arsenal-Chelsea game: Not a great game for us neutrals.
Co-commentator <who played 200 games for Chelsea and spent the entire game basically saying that if Arsenal touched the ball it was a foul> I agree, it wasn’t.
Co-commentator <who played 200 games for Chelsea and spent the entire game basically saying that if Arsenal touched the ball it was a foul> I agree, it wasn’t.
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Commentator on the Arsenal-Chelsea game: Not a great game for us neutrals.
Co-commentator <who played 200 games for Chelsea and spent the entire game basically saying that if Arsenal touched the ball it was a foul> I agree, it wasn’t.
Co-commentator <who played 200 games for Chelsea and spent the entire game basically saying that if Arsenal touched the ball it was a foul> I agree, it wasn’t.
We are the famous Arsenal and we’re going to Wembley!
February 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
We are the famous Arsenal and we’re going to Wembley!
“I’ve been peeing a lot today, maybe I’m sick,” I think to myself as I make my seventh cup of coffee.
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 AM
“I’ve been peeing a lot today, maybe I’m sick,” I think to myself as I make my seventh cup of coffee.
So just to be clear: if the ball bounces off your stomach and onto your arm it’s accidental but definitely a penalty, but if you drag the ball with your arm you can go on and score and VAR will say no problem.
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
So just to be clear: if the ball bounces off your stomach and onto your arm it’s accidental but definitely a penalty, but if you drag the ball with your arm you can go on and score and VAR will say no problem.
The thing about Chelsea is that not a single one of their players is likable in any way. Do they deliberately use that as a factor when they analyze players?
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The thing about Chelsea is that not a single one of their players is likable in any way. Do they deliberately use that as a factor when they analyze players?
Dangit, I waited too long and now I can’t make my yearly plan until 2027.
January 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Dangit, I waited too long and now I can’t make my yearly plan until 2027.
The US military: We commit more war crimes by 9am than most people do all day.
December 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The US military: We commit more war crimes by 9am than most people do all day.
Seen it once you’ve seen it a thousand times. VAR spending all their time trying to disallow an Arsenal goal. This time they can’t.
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Seen it once you’ve seen it a thousand times. VAR spending all their time trying to disallow an Arsenal goal. This time they can’t.
“Acute marshmallow poisoning.”
- the result if they did my autopsy right now
- the result if they did my autopsy right now
December 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Acute marshmallow poisoning.”
- the result if they did my autopsy right now
- the result if they did my autopsy right now
My wife got mad at me last night because I refused to make a hot water bottle for the cat.
“But she’ll be cold.”
Then she can get on the bed with us like the other cat does. Everyone wins.
“But she’ll be cold.”
Then she can get on the bed with us like the other cat does. Everyone wins.
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My wife got mad at me last night because I refused to make a hot water bottle for the cat.
“But she’ll be cold.”
Then she can get on the bed with us like the other cat does. Everyone wins.
“But she’ll be cold.”
Then she can get on the bed with us like the other cat does. Everyone wins.
How dumb are NFL coaches? I mean, they need someone to point out where they should go to shake the other coach’s hand.
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
How dumb are NFL coaches? I mean, they need someone to point out where they should go to shake the other coach’s hand.
Wolves score 3, but Arsenal win 2-1. Much harder than I thought it would ever be.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Wolves score 3, but Arsenal win 2-1. Much harder than I thought it would ever be.
Turned the tv on this morning and there was a religious show on the channel I’d left it on. I say religious, but in the ten seconds I had it on, the guy literally said “you’re either a giver or a taker” and I don’t think that’s the language Jesus used.
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Turned the tv on this morning and there was a religious show on the channel I’d left it on. I say religious, but in the ten seconds I had it on, the guy literally said “you’re either a giver or a taker” and I don’t think that’s the language Jesus used.
So pleased to see Lando Norris win the F1 title. Gives hope to everyone with a dad worth hundreds of millions.
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So pleased to see Lando Norris win the F1 title. Gives hope to everyone with a dad worth hundreds of millions.
My wife is currently committing the absolute crime of eating apple pie without any icecream.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My wife is currently committing the absolute crime of eating apple pie without any icecream.
I’ve said it before a thousand times: if you have to watch a bunch of replays and put in lines to check offside, it’s very definitely NOT a clear and obvious error.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’ve said it before a thousand times: if you have to watch a bunch of replays and put in lines to check offside, it’s very definitely NOT a clear and obvious error.
Does anyone even make guillotines any more?
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Does anyone even make guillotines any more?
NFL QB: <throws ball 55 yards, misses WR by a foot>
NFL Commentator: Wow, he really overthrew that one
Me: <throws trash 1 yard, misses trashcan by a foot> Me too
NFL Commentator: Wow, he really overthrew that one
Me: <throws trash 1 yard, misses trashcan by a foot> Me too
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
NFL QB: <throws ball 55 yards, misses WR by a foot>
NFL Commentator: Wow, he really overthrew that one
Me: <throws trash 1 yard, misses trashcan by a foot> Me too
NFL Commentator: Wow, he really overthrew that one
Me: <throws trash 1 yard, misses trashcan by a foot> Me too
Me, turning on the game in the ninth: I’m just going to watch the end.
The baseball gods: One inning? You will see A WHOLE GAME
The baseball gods: One inning? You will see A WHOLE GAME
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Me, turning on the game in the ninth: I’m just going to watch the end.
The baseball gods: One inning? You will see A WHOLE GAME
The baseball gods: One inning? You will see A WHOLE GAME
You don’t celebrate because you respect your former team, but they have spent the last half hour booing and cursing you for leaving them. Hmm. High road, I guess.
October 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You don’t celebrate because you respect your former team, but they have spent the last half hour booing and cursing you for leaving them. Hmm. High road, I guess.
Astounding. This ref couldn’t be more blatant in his bias. Literally every decision against us. Even refused us a clear penalty and then gave them the ball. If it wasn’t a penalty it was a corner. Can’t win against 12.
September 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Astounding. This ref couldn’t be more blatant in his bias. Literally every decision against us. Even refused us a clear penalty and then gave them the ball. If it wasn’t a penalty it was a corner. Can’t win against 12.