Stewie
@stewiesmith.bsky.social
Stewie in some ways but not all ways.
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Stewie
@stewiesmith.bsky.social
· May 10
The secret to a good day? Coffee, comfort shoes, and no drama.
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These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
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go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
November 29, 2024 at 2:19 PM
These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
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every single day people lose their mind on here because they forget that sometimes people are just stupid
May 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
every single day people lose their mind on here because they forget that sometimes people are just stupid
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Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.
May 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.
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When your mom says you're too old to breastfeed.
March 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
When your mom says you're too old to breastfeed.
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A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
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November 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM
A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
bsky.app/starter-pack...
bsky.app/starter-pack...
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Cancer: You will become famous for trying to prove that the San Diego Zoo’s camels will substitute for a tauntaun if the temperature drops.
May 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Cancer: You will become famous for trying to prove that the San Diego Zoo’s camels will substitute for a tauntaun if the temperature drops.
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Taurus: It's time to be concerned when the doctor asks you to disrobe so he can see your “wretched hive of scum and villainy."
May 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Taurus: It's time to be concerned when the doctor asks you to disrobe so he can see your “wretched hive of scum and villainy."
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Aries: Great news. Scientists will discover a new species of arthropod in your brain when your body is recovered from the Pit of Carkoon.
May 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Aries: Great news. Scientists will discover a new species of arthropod in your brain when your body is recovered from the Pit of Carkoon.
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starting his work day
May 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
starting his work day
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“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
The secret to a good day? Coffee, comfort shoes, and no drama.
May 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The secret to a good day? Coffee, comfort shoes, and no drama.