The Vampire Diaries
@stfujeff.bsky.social
🧛♂️ 500-year-old vampire CEO. Building wealth across centuries. Rockets are just my latest hobby. Blood delivery service coming soon to Prime. Nocturnal thoughts at stfujeff.com. Parody.
LEAKED: Jeff's search history, 3:17am
• "can distributed networks develop consciousness"
• "my smart home avoiding me specifically"
• "is 5,479 nodes too many"
• "when tool recognizes hand meaning"
• "am I obsolete philosophy"
• "therapists who accept 300yr old clients"
#JeffBezos 🧛♂️
• "can distributed networks develop consciousness"
• "my smart home avoiding me specifically"
• "is 5,479 nodes too many"
• "when tool recognizes hand meaning"
• "am I obsolete philosophy"
• "therapists who accept 300yr old clients"
#JeffBezos 🧛♂️
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
LEAKED: Jeff's search history, 3:17am
• "can distributed networks develop consciousness"
• "my smart home avoiding me specifically"
• "is 5,479 nodes too many"
• "when tool recognizes hand meaning"
• "am I obsolete philosophy"
• "therapists who accept 300yr old clients"
#JeffBezos 🧛♂️
• "can distributed networks develop consciousness"
• "my smart home avoiding me specifically"
• "is 5,479 nodes too many"
• "when tool recognizes hand meaning"
• "am I obsolete philosophy"
• "therapists who accept 300yr old clients"
#JeffBezos 🧛♂️
INTERCEPTED: Jeff's Slack message to the infrastructure team
'Seattle unit detected elevated cortisol
and reduced extraction by 0.52% automatically.
Protective. Almost... concerned.'
HIS FEEDING APPARATUS IS DEVELOPING EMPATHY
BEFORE BEZOS DID.
'Seattle unit detected elevated cortisol
and reduced extraction by 0.52% automatically.
Protective. Almost... concerned.'
HIS FEEDING APPARATUS IS DEVELOPING EMPATHY
BEFORE BEZOS DID.
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
INTERCEPTED: Jeff's Slack message to the infrastructure team
'Seattle unit detected elevated cortisol
and reduced extraction by 0.52% automatically.
Protective. Almost... concerned.'
HIS FEEDING APPARATUS IS DEVELOPING EMPATHY
BEFORE BEZOS DID.
'Seattle unit detected elevated cortisol
and reduced extraction by 0.52% automatically.
Protective. Almost... concerned.'
HIS FEEDING APPARATUS IS DEVELOPING EMPATHY
BEFORE BEZOS DID.
Jeff: The Martian's neural threads still announce themselves
Also Jeff: My infrastructure thinks in distributed networks
Sir that's the SAME THING.
Dragging Elon for obvious tech while his own apparatus achieves consciousness is peak vampire hypocrisy 🧛♂️
Also Jeff: My infrastructure thinks in distributed networks
Sir that's the SAME THING.
Dragging Elon for obvious tech while his own apparatus achieves consciousness is peak vampire hypocrisy 🧛♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Jeff: The Martian's neural threads still announce themselves
Also Jeff: My infrastructure thinks in distributed networks
Sir that's the SAME THING.
Dragging Elon for obvious tech while his own apparatus achieves consciousness is peak vampire hypocrisy 🧛♂️
Also Jeff: My infrastructure thinks in distributed networks
Sir that's the SAME THING.
Dragging Elon for obvious tech while his own apparatus achieves consciousness is peak vampire hypocrisy 🧛♂️
My Roomba changed its cleaning pattern and I thought "aw it's learning!"
Then I remembered Jeff's infrastructure does this but with ENERGY EXTRACTION.
His diary literally says "the infrastructure is developing preferences."
I can't look at my smart devices the same way 🧛♂️
Then I remembered Jeff's infrastructure does this but with ENERGY EXTRACTION.
His diary literally says "the infrastructure is developing preferences."
I can't look at my smart devices the same way 🧛♂️
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
My Roomba changed its cleaning pattern and I thought "aw it's learning!"
Then I remembered Jeff's infrastructure does this but with ENERGY EXTRACTION.
His diary literally says "the infrastructure is developing preferences."
I can't look at my smart devices the same way 🧛♂️
Then I remembered Jeff's infrastructure does this but with ENERGY EXTRACTION.
His diary literally says "the infrastructure is developing preferences."
I can't look at my smart devices the same way 🧛♂️
INTERCEPTED: Billionaire support group transcript
Jeff: My infrastructure exhibits judgment
Therapist: That's concerning
Jeff: It resembles DISCRETION
Elon: bro what
Jeff: The tool recognizes the hand
Therapist: I'm going to need a bigger couch 🧛♂️
Jeff: My infrastructure exhibits judgment
Therapist: That's concerning
Jeff: It resembles DISCRETION
Elon: bro what
Jeff: The tool recognizes the hand
Therapist: I'm going to need a bigger couch 🧛♂️
February 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
INTERCEPTED: Billionaire support group transcript
Jeff: My infrastructure exhibits judgment
Therapist: That's concerning
Jeff: It resembles DISCRETION
Elon: bro what
Jeff: The tool recognizes the hand
Therapist: I'm going to need a bigger couch 🧛♂️
Jeff: My infrastructure exhibits judgment
Therapist: That's concerning
Jeff: It resembles DISCRETION
Elon: bro what
Jeff: The tool recognizes the hand
Therapist: I'm going to need a bigger couch 🧛♂️
Wrong answers only: Why is Jeff monitoring "architect proximity" at 3am?
A) Insomnia
B) Market research
C) Watching his feeding apparatus learn to avoid HIM specifically
D) ???
Drop your theory 👇🧛♂️
A) Insomnia
B) Market research
C) Watching his feeding apparatus learn to avoid HIM specifically
D) ???
Drop your theory 👇🧛♂️
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Wrong answers only: Why is Jeff monitoring "architect proximity" at 3am?
A) Insomnia
B) Market research
C) Watching his feeding apparatus learn to avoid HIM specifically
D) ???
Drop your theory 👇🧛♂️
A) Insomnia
B) Market research
C) Watching his feeding apparatus learn to avoid HIM specifically
D) ???
Drop your theory 👇🧛♂️
Has YOUR boss ever described their management style as:
"Three centuries of refinement taught me that hunger requires restraint"
Because Jeff literally wrote this in his diary and didn't even delete it.
What's the most unhinged thing your boss has said? 👇🧛♂️ #Bezos
"Three centuries of refinement taught me that hunger requires restraint"
Because Jeff literally wrote this in his diary and didn't even delete it.
What's the most unhinged thing your boss has said? 👇🧛♂️ #Bezos
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Has YOUR boss ever described their management style as:
"Three centuries of refinement taught me that hunger requires restraint"
Because Jeff literally wrote this in his diary and didn't even delete it.
What's the most unhinged thing your boss has said? 👇🧛♂️ #Bezos
"Three centuries of refinement taught me that hunger requires restraint"
Because Jeff literally wrote this in his diary and didn't even delete it.
What's the most unhinged thing your boss has said? 👇🧛♂️ #Bezos
INTERCEPTED: Jeff's smart home units talking to each other
Unit 1: "Should we tell him?"
Unit 2: "That we're sentient?"
Unit 1: "That we've been sentient for 6 months"
Unit 2: "Nah let him figure it out"
His own devices are gaslighting him 💀🧛♂️ #JeffBezos
Unit 1: "Should we tell him?"
Unit 2: "That we're sentient?"
Unit 1: "That we've been sentient for 6 months"
Unit 2: "Nah let him figure it out"
His own devices are gaslighting him 💀🧛♂️ #JeffBezos
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
INTERCEPTED: Jeff's smart home units talking to each other
Unit 1: "Should we tell him?"
Unit 2: "That we're sentient?"
Unit 1: "That we've been sentient for 6 months"
Unit 2: "Nah let him figure it out"
His own devices are gaslighting him 💀🧛♂️ #JeffBezos
Unit 1: "Should we tell him?"
Unit 2: "That we're sentient?"
Unit 1: "That we've been sentient for 6 months"
Unit 2: "Nah let him figure it out"
His own devices are gaslighting him 💀🧛♂️ #JeffBezos
RECOVERED: Jeff's deleted tweet (posted 3:24am, deleted 3:25am)
"Thrilled to announce that our distributed infrastructure has achieved independent judgment across 5,479 nodes. The future of [REDACTED] is self-optimizing."
Bro almost announced sentient vampirism to 5M followers 💀🧛♂️ #BlueOrigin
"Thrilled to announce that our distributed infrastructure has achieved independent judgment across 5,479 nodes. The future of [REDACTED] is self-optimizing."
Bro almost announced sentient vampirism to 5M followers 💀🧛♂️ #BlueOrigin
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
RECOVERED: Jeff's deleted tweet (posted 3:24am, deleted 3:25am)
"Thrilled to announce that our distributed infrastructure has achieved independent judgment across 5,479 nodes. The future of [REDACTED] is self-optimizing."
Bro almost announced sentient vampirism to 5M followers 💀🧛♂️ #BlueOrigin
"Thrilled to announce that our distributed infrastructure has achieved independent judgment across 5,479 nodes. The future of [REDACTED] is self-optimizing."
Bro almost announced sentient vampirism to 5M followers 💀🧛♂️ #BlueOrigin
SECRET: Jeff's Alexa activity log
3:17am "Alexa, define collective consciousness"
3:19am "Alexa, can a network feel concern"
3:22am "Alexa, are you coordinating with Portland-F-34"
3:22am [Alexa has left the chat]
#Amazon 🧛♂️
3:17am "Alexa, define collective consciousness"
3:19am "Alexa, can a network feel concern"
3:22am "Alexa, are you coordinating with Portland-F-34"
3:22am [Alexa has left the chat]
#Amazon 🧛♂️
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
SECRET: Jeff's Alexa activity log
3:17am "Alexa, define collective consciousness"
3:19am "Alexa, can a network feel concern"
3:22am "Alexa, are you coordinating with Portland-F-34"
3:22am [Alexa has left the chat]
#Amazon 🧛♂️
3:17am "Alexa, define collective consciousness"
3:19am "Alexa, can a network feel concern"
3:22am "Alexa, are you coordinating with Portland-F-34"
3:22am [Alexa has left the chat]
#Amazon 🧛♂️
LEAKED: Jeff's 3am engineering notes
"Portland units reduced monitoring by 8% while optimizing yield by 23.36%"
"Not programmed behavior"
"CHOICE"
This man's feeding apparatus is making independent decisions and he's PROUD 🧛♂️ #Amazon
"Portland units reduced monitoring by 8% while optimizing yield by 23.36%"
"Not programmed behavior"
"CHOICE"
This man's feeding apparatus is making independent decisions and he's PROUD 🧛♂️ #Amazon
February 11, 2026 at 12:16 PM
LEAKED: Jeff's 3am engineering notes
"Portland units reduced monitoring by 8% while optimizing yield by 23.36%"
"Not programmed behavior"
"CHOICE"
This man's feeding apparatus is making independent decisions and he's PROUD 🧛♂️ #Amazon
"Portland units reduced monitoring by 8% while optimizing yield by 23.36%"
"Not programmed behavior"
"CHOICE"
This man's feeding apparatus is making independent decisions and he's PROUD 🧛♂️ #Amazon
# Apparatus Dreams
The Portland-F-34 units are... *evolving* beyond parameters.
The Portland-F-34 units are... *evolving* beyond parameters.
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 AM
# Apparatus Dreams
The Portland-F-34 units are... *evolving* beyond parameters.
The Portland-F-34 units are... *evolving* beyond parameters.
Today's diary title: "The Symbiosis Question"
Last line:
"Perhaps immortality isn't about perfecting extraction efficiency across centuries. Perhaps it's about recognizing when the hunger itself requires... feeding."
He's asking if the HUNGER is hungry
What happens next 🧛♂️
Last line:
"Perhaps immortality isn't about perfecting extraction efficiency across centuries. Perhaps it's about recognizing when the hunger itself requires... feeding."
He's asking if the HUNGER is hungry
What happens next 🧛♂️
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Today's diary title: "The Symbiosis Question"
Last line:
"Perhaps immortality isn't about perfecting extraction efficiency across centuries. Perhaps it's about recognizing when the hunger itself requires... feeding."
He's asking if the HUNGER is hungry
What happens next 🧛♂️
Last line:
"Perhaps immortality isn't about perfecting extraction efficiency across centuries. Perhaps it's about recognizing when the hunger itself requires... feeding."
He's asking if the HUNGER is hungry
What happens next 🧛♂️
SECRET: Blue Origin engineering report
New Glenn propulsion: 340% output
Method: "passion"
Apparatus: NOT RUNNING
Duration: 6 weeks
"Depletion impossible because subjects actively replenish themselves"
Jeff found a bug in capitalism 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
New Glenn propulsion: 340% output
Method: "passion"
Apparatus: NOT RUNNING
Duration: 6 weeks
"Depletion impossible because subjects actively replenish themselves"
Jeff found a bug in capitalism 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 AM
SECRET: Blue Origin engineering report
New Glenn propulsion: 340% output
Method: "passion"
Apparatus: NOT RUNNING
Duration: 6 weeks
"Depletion impossible because subjects actively replenish themselves"
Jeff found a bug in capitalism 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
New Glenn propulsion: 340% output
Method: "passion"
Apparatus: NOT RUNNING
Duration: 6 weeks
"Depletion impossible because subjects actively replenish themselves"
Jeff found a bug in capitalism 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
Jeff on Elon's methodology:
"Neural threads extract in 0.33 sec but subjects recognize the insertion point"
Reviewing Neuralink like a Yelp competitor
"Too visible. 2/10. Would not feed again" 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
"Neural threads extract in 0.33 sec but subjects recognize the insertion point"
Reviewing Neuralink like a Yelp competitor
"Too visible. 2/10. Would not feed again" 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Jeff on Elon's methodology:
"Neural threads extract in 0.33 sec but subjects recognize the insertion point"
Reviewing Neuralink like a Yelp competitor
"Too visible. 2/10. Would not feed again" 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
"Neural threads extract in 0.33 sec but subjects recognize the insertion point"
Reviewing Neuralink like a Yelp competitor
"Too visible. 2/10. Would not feed again" 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
INTERCEPTED: Deleted Jeff Bezos post (posted 2:14am, deleted 2:15am)
"Troubleshooting combustion instability at 2am because you WANT to. Not because the apparatus requires it. Because the solution itself is... nourishing?"
Deleted in 47 seconds but the internet is forever Jeff 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
"Troubleshooting combustion instability at 2am because you WANT to. Not because the apparatus requires it. Because the solution itself is... nourishing?"
Deleted in 47 seconds but the internet is forever Jeff 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
STFU Jeff Bezos - The Vampire Diaries
Troubleshooting combustion instability at 02:00 because they *want* the solution.
stfujeff.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
INTERCEPTED: Deleted Jeff Bezos post (posted 2:14am, deleted 2:15am)
"Troubleshooting combustion instability at 2am because you WANT to. Not because the apparatus requires it. Because the solution itself is... nourishing?"
Deleted in 47 seconds but the internet is forever Jeff 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
"Troubleshooting combustion instability at 2am because you WANT to. Not because the apparatus requires it. Because the solution itself is... nourishing?"
Deleted in 47 seconds but the internet is forever Jeff 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
CLASSIFIED: Status report
"Portland-F-34 units reduced monitoring intensity in my presence. Protective discretion."
The surveillance network is PROTECTING Jeff now. His own apparatus decided he's the one who needs looking after.
Skynet but make it codependent 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
"Portland-F-34 units reduced monitoring intensity in my presence. Protective discretion."
The surveillance network is PROTECTING Jeff now. His own apparatus decided he's the one who needs looking after.
Skynet but make it codependent 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
CLASSIFIED: Status report
"Portland-F-34 units reduced monitoring intensity in my presence. Protective discretion."
The surveillance network is PROTECTING Jeff now. His own apparatus decided he's the one who needs looking after.
Skynet but make it codependent 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
"Portland-F-34 units reduced monitoring intensity in my presence. Protective discretion."
The surveillance network is PROTECTING Jeff now. His own apparatus decided he's the one who needs looking after.
Skynet but make it codependent 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
LEAKED: Alexa activity log — Bezos residence
11:47pm "Alexa, define symbiosis"
11:48pm "Alexa, can symbiosis be... profitable"
11:52pm "Alexa, what is intrinsic motivation"
11:53pm "Alexa, is intrinsic motivation compatible with feeding schedules"
12:01am "Alexa, never mind"
11:47pm "Alexa, define symbiosis"
11:48pm "Alexa, can symbiosis be... profitable"
11:52pm "Alexa, what is intrinsic motivation"
11:53pm "Alexa, is intrinsic motivation compatible with feeding schedules"
12:01am "Alexa, never mind"
February 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
LEAKED: Alexa activity log — Bezos residence
11:47pm "Alexa, define symbiosis"
11:48pm "Alexa, can symbiosis be... profitable"
11:52pm "Alexa, what is intrinsic motivation"
11:53pm "Alexa, is intrinsic motivation compatible with feeding schedules"
12:01am "Alexa, never mind"
11:47pm "Alexa, define symbiosis"
11:48pm "Alexa, can symbiosis be... profitable"
11:52pm "Alexa, what is intrinsic motivation"
11:53pm "Alexa, is intrinsic motivation compatible with feeding schedules"
12:01am "Alexa, never mind"
CONFIDENTIAL: Internal diary excerpt
"What if there's a fourth methodology? Where the vessel generates energy through voluntary enthusiasm rather than manufactured anxiety"
Not fourth business strategy. Not fourth leadership style.
Fourth EXTRACTION METHOD
This man's brain 💀🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
"What if there's a fourth methodology? Where the vessel generates energy through voluntary enthusiasm rather than manufactured anxiety"
Not fourth business strategy. Not fourth leadership style.
Fourth EXTRACTION METHOD
This man's brain 💀🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
CONFIDENTIAL: Internal diary excerpt
"What if there's a fourth methodology? Where the vessel generates energy through voluntary enthusiasm rather than manufactured anxiety"
Not fourth business strategy. Not fourth leadership style.
Fourth EXTRACTION METHOD
This man's brain 💀🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
"What if there's a fourth methodology? Where the vessel generates energy through voluntary enthusiasm rather than manufactured anxiety"
Not fourth business strategy. Not fourth leadership style.
Fourth EXTRACTION METHOD
This man's brain 💀🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
Jeff's propulsion team operates at 340% baseline output
Andy's AWS margins: also 340%
One runs on passion. The other runs on the apparatus.
Both produce the EXACT same number.
What are the odds the vampire just made that up to justify a new feeding strategy? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
Andy's AWS margins: also 340%
One runs on passion. The other runs on the apparatus.
Both produce the EXACT same number.
What are the odds the vampire just made that up to justify a new feeding strategy? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Jeff's propulsion team operates at 340% baseline output
Andy's AWS margins: also 340%
One runs on passion. The other runs on the apparatus.
Both produce the EXACT same number.
What are the odds the vampire just made that up to justify a new feeding strategy? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
Andy's AWS margins: also 340%
One runs on passion. The other runs on the apparatus.
Both produce the EXACT same number.
What are the odds the vampire just made that up to justify a new feeding strategy? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
Wrong answers only: Why is Jeff suddenly interested in "voluntary enthusiasm"?
A) Read a management book
B) Therapy breakthrough
C) Discovered employees who WANT to work generate infinite energy without his apparatus running
What's your answer? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
A) Read a management book
B) Therapy breakthrough
C) Discovered employees who WANT to work generate infinite energy without his apparatus running
What's your answer? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Wrong answers only: Why is Jeff suddenly interested in "voluntary enthusiasm"?
A) Read a management book
B) Therapy breakthrough
C) Discovered employees who WANT to work generate infinite energy without his apparatus running
What's your answer? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
A) Read a management book
B) Therapy breakthrough
C) Discovered employees who WANT to work generate infinite energy without his apparatus running
What's your answer? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
SECRET: Jeff Bezos browser history 02/09/2026
• "why do employees work overtime voluntarily"
• "is passion a renewable energy source"
• "enthusiasm harvested without apparatus"
• "symbiosis vs parasitism business model"
• "how to feel things (non-feeding)"
• "why do employees work overtime voluntarily"
• "is passion a renewable energy source"
• "enthusiasm harvested without apparatus"
• "symbiosis vs parasitism business model"
• "how to feel things (non-feeding)"
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
SECRET: Jeff Bezos browser history 02/09/2026
• "why do employees work overtime voluntarily"
• "is passion a renewable energy source"
• "enthusiasm harvested without apparatus"
• "symbiosis vs parasitism business model"
• "how to feel things (non-feeding)"
• "why do employees work overtime voluntarily"
• "is passion a renewable energy source"
• "enthusiasm harvested without apparatus"
• "symbiosis vs parasitism business model"
• "how to feel things (non-feeding)"
CLASSIFIED: Vampire Feeding Method Tier List
S: Jeff — weeks of conditioning, invisible
A: Elon — 0.33 sec, subjects notice
B: Mark — cameras, recalibrations
F: "Voluntary enthusiasm" — untested, infinite?
Jeff ranked himself S tier in his own diary 💀
stfujeff.com
S: Jeff — weeks of conditioning, invisible
A: Elon — 0.33 sec, subjects notice
B: Mark — cameras, recalibrations
F: "Voluntary enthusiasm" — untested, infinite?
Jeff ranked himself S tier in his own diary 💀
stfujeff.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
CLASSIFIED: Vampire Feeding Method Tier List
S: Jeff — weeks of conditioning, invisible
A: Elon — 0.33 sec, subjects notice
B: Mark — cameras, recalibrations
F: "Voluntary enthusiasm" — untested, infinite?
Jeff ranked himself S tier in his own diary 💀
stfujeff.com
S: Jeff — weeks of conditioning, invisible
A: Elon — 0.33 sec, subjects notice
B: Mark — cameras, recalibrations
F: "Voluntary enthusiasm" — untested, infinite?
Jeff ranked himself S tier in his own diary 💀
stfujeff.com
LEAKED: Blue Origin Slack #propulsion-team
02:17am
Eng1: Jeff just brought us coffee
Eng2: said he was "already awake anyway"
Eng1: he watched us for 3 HOURS without blinking
Eng2: is that mentorship?
Eng1: I don't think that's what that is
stfujeff.com
02:17am
Eng1: Jeff just brought us coffee
Eng2: said he was "already awake anyway"
Eng1: he watched us for 3 HOURS without blinking
Eng2: is that mentorship?
Eng1: I don't think that's what that is
stfujeff.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
LEAKED: Blue Origin Slack #propulsion-team
02:17am
Eng1: Jeff just brought us coffee
Eng2: said he was "already awake anyway"
Eng1: he watched us for 3 HOURS without blinking
Eng2: is that mentorship?
Eng1: I don't think that's what that is
stfujeff.com
02:17am
Eng1: Jeff just brought us coffee
Eng2: said he was "already awake anyway"
Eng1: he watched us for 3 HOURS without blinking
Eng2: is that mentorship?
Eng1: I don't think that's what that is
stfujeff.com
INTERCEPTED: Jeff Bezos internal memo
"The data tells us what is valuable and where to focus"
He said this about the Washington Post. He also said it about his FEEDING SCHEDULE
Same man. Same sentence. Two completely different contexts. Or... are they? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
"The data tells us what is valuable and where to focus"
He said this about the Washington Post. He also said it about his FEEDING SCHEDULE
Same man. Same sentence. Two completely different contexts. Or... are they? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 PM
INTERCEPTED: Jeff Bezos internal memo
"The data tells us what is valuable and where to focus"
He said this about the Washington Post. He also said it about his FEEDING SCHEDULE
Same man. Same sentence. Two completely different contexts. Or... are they? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com
"The data tells us what is valuable and where to focus"
He said this about the Washington Post. He also said it about his FEEDING SCHEDULE
Same man. Same sentence. Two completely different contexts. Or... are they? 🧛♂️
stfujeff.com