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@stillantspants.bsky.social
* SE London or Kent depending on who’s asking
* Dog papa 🐕
* 🥾 🏋️♂️ 🏊♂️ ⛷️ 🍷 ✈️
* Dog papa 🐕
* 🥾 🏋️♂️ 🏊♂️ ⛷️ 🍷 ✈️
Me and who
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me and who
A couple of female ‘content cheaters’ started following me on Instagram. Honey, you’re barking up the wrong tree.
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
A couple of female ‘content cheaters’ started following me on Instagram. Honey, you’re barking up the wrong tree.
I’m gonna fail my reading challenge this year and it started so well… 😭
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I’m gonna fail my reading challenge this year and it started so well… 😭
I know very few of these artists. I’m such a heathen 😭
December 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I know very few of these artists. I’m such a heathen 😭
I think I was slut dropping at the work Christmas party. Hehehehehe
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I think I was slut dropping at the work Christmas party. Hehehehehe
Twonk. Is that good or bad?
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Twonk. Is that good or bad?
Went to the gym, did my Christmas shopping in central and took the dog to the park, and it’s only 3pm. I want a wholesome late afternoon with a human being or someone to r***. Either way I need human interaction.
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Went to the gym, did my Christmas shopping in central and took the dog to the park, and it’s only 3pm. I want a wholesome late afternoon with a human being or someone to r***. Either way I need human interaction.
I need to go to central to do some last minute Christmas shopping. Pray for me!
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I need to go to central to do some last minute Christmas shopping. Pray for me!
Last hike of the year!
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Last hike of the year!
I need to stop going to Waitrose when I’m hungry. I bought so much random stuff.
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I need to stop going to Waitrose when I’m hungry. I bought so much random stuff.
I was out with friends yesterday and saw this guy walk past me at the bar. Took me a while to remember where I had seen him before… he was one of your ex’s 😂
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I was out with friends yesterday and saw this guy walk past me at the bar. Took me a while to remember where I had seen him before… he was one of your ex’s 😂
That first moment on a long country walk or hike when there are finally no people around and you can go for a p*** 🤌
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
That first moment on a long country walk or hike when there are finally no people around and you can go for a p*** 🤌
Where are the gays? I need recommendations for a face mask. I look tiiiiiirrreeeddd!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Where are the gays? I need recommendations for a face mask. I look tiiiiiirrreeeddd!!!!
I really don’t smile much in selfies… I look like a grumpy bitch
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I really don’t smile much in selfies… I look like a grumpy bitch
PT made my knees wobble
(IG saw it first)
(IG saw it first)
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
PT made my knees wobble
(IG saw it first)
(IG saw it first)
Isn’t it weird how I interact with so many of you so frequently (and I do enjoy getting to know you more), yet I’ve never met you in person 🙃😭
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Isn’t it weird how I interact with so many of you so frequently (and I do enjoy getting to know you more), yet I’ve never met you in person 🙃😭
Drop a lawyer.
Bullshit!
Bullshit!
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Drop a lawyer.
Bullshit!
Bullshit!
I need coffee!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I need coffee!!!!
So I had a few drinks 🤭
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So I had a few drinks 🤭
It bugs me when I can’t send a reaction on IG to someone’s story because they’ve deactivated messages from accounts they don’t follow. I just want to show my appreciation 😭
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It bugs me when I can’t send a reaction on IG to someone’s story because they’ve deactivated messages from accounts they don’t follow. I just want to show my appreciation 😭
I always latch onto a song I like and play it on repeat until I can’t stand it anymore.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I always latch onto a song I like and play it on repeat until I can’t stand it anymore.
The dog is annoyed because I haven’t taken him out yet. We’re both fed up with rain in the morning…
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The dog is annoyed because I haven’t taken him out yet. We’re both fed up with rain in the morning…
Just cut up a pineapple, boys
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just cut up a pineapple, boys