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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 6h

Was just talking about this with all the other babies in the hospital that I was born in last night and we all think it’s true

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👻Wereman 🐺🎃 @spookarties.bsky.social · Dec 1

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 7h

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

The Verge @theverge.com · 11h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 1d

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 1d

If the World Series is Milwaukee Vs Seattle it will be so hard for me because I have been a huge fan of both teams for my entire life everyone knows this about me

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 1d

They just baseballed so hard

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 1d

Baseball

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 1d

Whoever invented focaccia

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about how Pacific Islanders visited the Americas a couple hundred years before Columbus, didn’t bother anybody, grabbed some sweet potatoes and bounced

Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 2d

Kinda forgot that Josh Naylor’s dork ass is on this team that I’ve followed my entire life

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 2d

Kinda weird how I’ve never posted about how I’m a lifelong diehard Seattle mariners fan on here before

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 2d

I’m old enough to remember the mass exodus that was supposedly gonna happen in CPD if Brandon Johnson was elected

New York Post @nypost.com · 2d

NYPD cops will flee the force if Mamdani is elected, Ray Kelly warns

"He is a problem. He is antisemitic. He is someone who has a lot of crazy ideas," Kelly told Cats, describing the NYPD as a "target" for Mamdani.

nypost.com

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 2d

good afternoon

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 3d

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 2d

If democrats weren’t also so married to nakedly corrupt insider trading like the stuff done by Pelosi they could run on anti-corruption and win in landslides.

Daniel A Collier, PhD @dcollier74.bsky.social · 3d

Man what a lucky guess.........

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 2d

Goodnight friends

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 2d

I would like to see the dude

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 3d

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

Nate Silver
@NateSilver538 • 5h
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I'm just one person, and my programming needs are somewhat unusual (building various kinds of statistical forecasting models). But I'm just not seeing the consistent productivity gains from LLMs that I would have expected if you'd asked me 6 months ago.

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 3d

Thinking about wearing my medal from last years marathon around tomorrow so everyone knows I could do it I just don’t feel like it

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone has much stronger opinions about Andrew Vaughn than I do

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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 3d

Wait, the Cubs and Brewers are both doing bullpen games?

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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 3d

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · Jul 31

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 3d

They put this guy in charge of border patrol because he got the platonic ideal of the cop haircut

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 4d

Baseball

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