StonedFerret
@stonedferret.bsky.social
Big ol' fuckin video game/comic/movie nerd. I play games good, and I write poems gooder. Go read em, they're delightful.
34 married, still alive last time I checked
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34 married, still alive last time I checked
https://www.patreon.com/stoned_ferrets_woodland_wanderings
https://ko-fi.com/stonedferret
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StonedFerret
@stonedferret.bsky.social
· Jan 17
For anyone wondering why I give away all my poetry and music for free: it’s for everyone, but it’s mainly because of the people who can’t afford their food, rent, or other necessities, but still need entertainment in their day without having to sacrifice the things their body actually needs.+
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"Don't ever use a person as a pickle press."
I loved how this cosplay came out. There were a lot of firsts here for me like making my first ever 3d printed prop, using my cricut for the spellbook, making pouches and belts. I'm so happy with how she turned out.
📸 @shanafeeleyphotos.bsky.social
I loved how this cosplay came out. There were a lot of firsts here for me like making my first ever 3d printed prop, using my cricut for the spellbook, making pouches and belts. I'm so happy with how she turned out.
📸 @shanafeeleyphotos.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"Don't ever use a person as a pickle press."
I loved how this cosplay came out. There were a lot of firsts here for me like making my first ever 3d printed prop, using my cricut for the spellbook, making pouches and belts. I'm so happy with how she turned out.
📸 @shanafeeleyphotos.bsky.social
I loved how this cosplay came out. There were a lot of firsts here for me like making my first ever 3d printed prop, using my cricut for the spellbook, making pouches and belts. I'm so happy with how she turned out.
📸 @shanafeeleyphotos.bsky.social
Y'all want some good ass South Korean Pop/Rock? TRICK QUESTION! I already know the answer is yes.
#musicrecs
#musicrecs
KARDI(카디) - Not But Disco (Music Video)
YouTube video by KARDI 카디
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Y'all want some good ass South Korean Pop/Rock? TRICK QUESTION! I already know the answer is yes.
#musicrecs
#musicrecs
I think I'm done bitching about Gurren Lagaan now, thanks for your patience.
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I think I'm done bitching about Gurren Lagaan now, thanks for your patience.
That said, definitely watch the first 16 episodes, those were absolutely worth it.
I looked up "living/deceased" statuses, and I'm adding Gurren Laggan to my DNF pile. The multi-lightyear-tall mecha at the end can't be worth putting up with these fucking characters for another eight episodes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
That said, definitely watch the first 16 episodes, those were absolutely worth it.
I looked up "living/deceased" statuses, and I'm adding Gurren Laggan to my DNF pile. The multi-lightyear-tall mecha at the end can't be worth putting up with these fucking characters for another eight episodes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I looked up "living/deceased" statuses, and I'm adding Gurren Laggan to my DNF pile. The multi-lightyear-tall mecha at the end can't be worth putting up with these fucking characters for another eight episodes.
When you think one of the shitty characters finally died but then they open their eyes
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When you think one of the shitty characters finally died but then they open their eyes
Evidently his name is "Guinble", so at least his name/haircut are as shit as he is
Can someone turn Rossiu inside out and set him on fire. Same with those two fascist dickheads he's always surrounded by, Kinon and that one fucking loser with the neck length bowlcut.
Gurren Laggan went from "mecha of the week" to "the government government's governmentally and the government's governmenting governs governally"
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Evidently his name is "Guinble", so at least his name/haircut are as shit as he is
Can someone turn Rossiu inside out and set him on fire. Same with those two fascist dickheads he's always surrounded by, Kinon and that one fucking loser with the neck length bowlcut.
Gurren Laggan went from "mecha of the week" to "the government government's governmentally and the government's governmenting governs governally"
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Can someone turn Rossiu inside out and set him on fire. Same with those two fascist dickheads he's always surrounded by, Kinon and that one fucking loser with the neck length bowlcut.
Gurren Laggan went from "mecha of the week" to "the government government's governmentally and the government's governmenting governs governally"
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Gurren Laggan went from "mecha of the week" to "the government government's governmentally and the government's governmenting governs governally"
Fuckerberg being a sociopathic lizard person aside, how the fuck do people use Facebook still? I just checked it for the first time in a while, and it's all suggested posts and groups I'm not even in. The people I actually know are buried behind a wall of shit I've never even heard of. Nightmarish.
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Fuckerberg being a sociopathic lizard person aside, how the fuck do people use Facebook still? I just checked it for the first time in a while, and it's all suggested posts and groups I'm not even in. The people I actually know are buried behind a wall of shit I've never even heard of. Nightmarish.
No yeah, thanks Netflix, I just finished a documentary about the Oklahoma City bombing but please, recommend Solar fucking Opposites right now
a man in a suit and tie says why are you the way that you are .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says why are you the way that you are .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
No yeah, thanks Netflix, I just finished a documentary about the Oklahoma City bombing but please, recommend Solar fucking Opposites right now
If you play Helldivers 2 on PC, go to properties, betas, and choose prod_slim from the "beta participation" drop down. They knocked the file size from 152GBs to under 30GBs and it only effects load times by a matter of seconds apparently.
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If you play Helldivers 2 on PC, go to properties, betas, and choose prod_slim from the "beta participation" drop down. They knocked the file size from 152GBs to under 30GBs and it only effects load times by a matter of seconds apparently.
Media I wish I could get my time back from (incomplete list):
Neon Genesis Evangelion (The show, not the movie)
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk
Star Wars Episode 7+8
The Sims 4
The Retaliators (In my top 5 of "worst movies I've ever seen")
Ready or Not (game)
Gunpowder Milkshake (film)
Solar Opposites
Neon Genesis Evangelion (The show, not the movie)
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk
Star Wars Episode 7+8
The Sims 4
The Retaliators (In my top 5 of "worst movies I've ever seen")
Ready or Not (game)
Gunpowder Milkshake (film)
Solar Opposites
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Media I wish I could get my time back from (incomplete list):
Neon Genesis Evangelion (The show, not the movie)
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk
Star Wars Episode 7+8
The Sims 4
The Retaliators (In my top 5 of "worst movies I've ever seen")
Ready or Not (game)
Gunpowder Milkshake (film)
Solar Opposites
Neon Genesis Evangelion (The show, not the movie)
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk
Star Wars Episode 7+8
The Sims 4
The Retaliators (In my top 5 of "worst movies I've ever seen")
Ready or Not (game)
Gunpowder Milkshake (film)
Solar Opposites
Person I made up for the sake of this post: "WHAT IF PEOPLE USED THIS ON YOU!?"
A) I already give my shit away for free
B) I'd die penniless in the gutter before I'd consider subjecting people to a paywall
A) I already give my shit away for free
B) I'd die penniless in the gutter before I'd consider subjecting people to a paywall
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Person I made up for the sake of this post: "WHAT IF PEOPLE USED THIS ON YOU!?"
A) I already give my shit away for free
B) I'd die penniless in the gutter before I'd consider subjecting people to a paywall
A) I already give my shit away for free
B) I'd die penniless in the gutter before I'd consider subjecting people to a paywall
QTP with the pokemon that runs your account
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
QTP with the pokemon that runs your account
2) Crime documentaries are considerably more impactful when there's no douchebag with a brand telling you to "like comment subscribe", saying shit like "I hope you enjoyed the video" and plugging some shitty VPN or mobile game while you grapple with the horrific things you just learned about.
Watched the documentary The Perfect Neighbor the other day, and while I have a lot of thoughts on it, my two main ones are:
1) I'm glad that sociopathic piece of shit is going to die in prison. It doesn't bring Ajike Owens back, but at least her murderer will never experience freedom again.
1) I'm glad that sociopathic piece of shit is going to die in prison. It doesn't bring Ajike Owens back, but at least her murderer will never experience freedom again.
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 AM
2) Crime documentaries are considerably more impactful when there's no douchebag with a brand telling you to "like comment subscribe", saying shit like "I hope you enjoyed the video" and plugging some shitty VPN or mobile game while you grapple with the horrific things you just learned about.
Watched the documentary The Perfect Neighbor the other day, and while I have a lot of thoughts on it, my two main ones are:
1) I'm glad that sociopathic piece of shit is going to die in prison. It doesn't bring Ajike Owens back, but at least her murderer will never experience freedom again.
1) I'm glad that sociopathic piece of shit is going to die in prison. It doesn't bring Ajike Owens back, but at least her murderer will never experience freedom again.
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Watched the documentary The Perfect Neighbor the other day, and while I have a lot of thoughts on it, my two main ones are:
1) I'm glad that sociopathic piece of shit is going to die in prison. It doesn't bring Ajike Owens back, but at least her murderer will never experience freedom again.
1) I'm glad that sociopathic piece of shit is going to die in prison. It doesn't bring Ajike Owens back, but at least her murderer will never experience freedom again.
An abridged conversation:
Friend: You gonna see the new Avatar movie?
Me: They made another one of those fucking things?
F: So this is actually the third one, and they plan on making two more.
Me:
Friend: You gonna see the new Avatar movie?
Me: They made another one of those fucking things?
F: So this is actually the third one, and they plan on making two more.
Me:
a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face .
Alt: a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face .
David from Schitt's Creek making a face that's a mix between concerned and grossed out
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
An abridged conversation:
Friend: You gonna see the new Avatar movie?
Me: They made another one of those fucking things?
F: So this is actually the third one, and they plan on making two more.
Me:
Friend: You gonna see the new Avatar movie?
Me: They made another one of those fucking things?
F: So this is actually the third one, and they plan on making two more.
Me:
I finally started Gurren Laggan about a week ago, and once you get past the first few episodes, holy shit does that show get good. The shit they pull in episode 15 would've been saved for most other shows series finales, but they were like "nah dawg, we're only at the halfway point."
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I finally started Gurren Laggan about a week ago, and once you get past the first few episodes, holy shit does that show get good. The shit they pull in episode 15 would've been saved for most other shows series finales, but they were like "nah dawg, we're only at the halfway point."
Those are rookie numbers, I gotta pump those numbers up next year
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Those are rookie numbers, I gotta pump those numbers up next year
My only regret is not listening to more Coheed this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My only regret is not listening to more Coheed this year
#justwatched Onimusha (2023) and that was excellent. It had everything I love in an anime: samurai, monsters/demons, great visuals, Yuri Lowenthal in the English dub. Would recommend.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
#justwatched Onimusha (2023) and that was excellent. It had everything I love in an anime: samurai, monsters/demons, great visuals, Yuri Lowenthal in the English dub. Would recommend.
I’m unfucking my attention span by
Not watching shows as background noise when I’m playing a game
Watching new media instead of the same shows/movies over and over again
Sitting in a quiet room with a thirty minute timer and just existing.
Watching documentaries and not just fictional works
Not watching shows as background noise when I’m playing a game
Watching new media instead of the same shows/movies over and over again
Sitting in a quiet room with a thirty minute timer and just existing.
Watching documentaries and not just fictional works
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m unfucking my attention span by
Not watching shows as background noise when I’m playing a game
Watching new media instead of the same shows/movies over and over again
Sitting in a quiet room with a thirty minute timer and just existing.
Watching documentaries and not just fictional works
Not watching shows as background noise when I’m playing a game
Watching new media instead of the same shows/movies over and over again
Sitting in a quiet room with a thirty minute timer and just existing.
Watching documentaries and not just fictional works
Everybody go watch my buddy embarrass himself, it's okay, he uploaded it for the hahas
I'm embarrassed.
YouTube video by Spaceduck210x2
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Everybody go watch my buddy embarrass himself, it's okay, he uploaded it for the hahas