StonedFerret
@stonedferret.bsky.social
Big ol' fuckin video game/comic/movie nerd. I play games good, and I write poems gooder. Go read em, they're delightful.
34 married, still alive last time I checked
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34 married, still alive last time I checked
https://www.patreon.com/stoned_ferrets_woodland_wanderings
https://ko-fi.com/stonedferret
When you think one of the shitty characters finally died but then they open their eyes
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When you think one of the shitty characters finally died but then they open their eyes
Those are rookie numbers, I gotta pump those numbers up next year
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Those are rookie numbers, I gotta pump those numbers up next year
My only regret is not listening to more Coheed this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My only regret is not listening to more Coheed this year
I put more effort into this meme than any ChatGPT user has put into literally anything they’ve ever done.
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I put more effort into this meme than any ChatGPT user has put into literally anything they’ve ever done.
When the dragon starts attacking the immortal dog that’s tied to a quest you haven’t started and completely ignores you
#justskyrimthings
#justskyrimthings
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
When the dragon starts attacking the immortal dog that’s tied to a quest you haven’t started and completely ignores you
#justskyrimthings
#justskyrimthings
I finally hit a point where I drop the difficulty to novice every time a dragon shows up just so I can get back to what I was doing
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I finally hit a point where I drop the difficulty to novice every time a dragon shows up just so I can get back to what I was doing
This might be the most ominous thing that's ever happened to me in this game
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This might be the most ominous thing that's ever happened to me in this game
I feel your pain
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I feel your pain
When someone realizes the guy who calls himself "Stoned Ferret" enjoys smoking weed
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When someone realizes the guy who calls himself "Stoned Ferret" enjoys smoking weed
The unpaid intern running @schumer.senate.gov waking up to another day of being forced to read through thousands of hate comments:
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The unpaid intern running @schumer.senate.gov waking up to another day of being forced to read through thousands of hate comments:
Tempted to get a job at Target so I can walk around the floor looking at customers like this until they fire me
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Tempted to get a job at Target so I can walk around the floor looking at customers like this until they fire me
Post a non religious image you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Post a non religious image you think of as holy
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
#NowPlaying Aliens: Dark Descent. I got it back when it came out, got about halfway through, and then experienced another period of "work laughing as I drown" so I never got around to finishing it. As a longtime fan of the Alien franchise (for better or worse) it's time to right this wrong.
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
#NowPlaying Aliens: Dark Descent. I got it back when it came out, got about halfway through, and then experienced another period of "work laughing as I drown" so I never got around to finishing it. As a longtime fan of the Alien franchise (for better or worse) it's time to right this wrong.
The place my wife and I went on our honeymoon (Mirbeau Inn & Spa in Skaneateles, NY) was heavily inspired by Monet, and they designed the central courtyard and its bridge to look like this painting
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The place my wife and I went on our honeymoon (Mirbeau Inn & Spa in Skaneateles, NY) was heavily inspired by Monet, and they designed the central courtyard and its bridge to look like this painting
Of all the games I’ve gotten every achievement/trophy for, you’ve been my favorite. Now it’s time to play New Game+ in Kurosawa Mode and get the full experience.
#GhostofTsushima
#GhostofTsushima
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Of all the games I’ve gotten every achievement/trophy for, you’ve been my favorite. Now it’s time to play New Game+ in Kurosawa Mode and get the full experience.
#GhostofTsushima
#GhostofTsushima
Just your friendly neighborhood Ferret-Man getting another 100% completion (honestly, probably the easiest 100% I’ve ever done)
October 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just your friendly neighborhood Ferret-Man getting another 100% completion (honestly, probably the easiest 100% I’ve ever done)
Thrift store brought the HEAT
October 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Thrift store brought the HEAT
"Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."
"They're the same picture."
"They're the same picture."
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."
"They're the same picture."
"They're the same picture."
If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it
Sup y'all Day 23 of sharing my #poetry. Ever wonder what it would be like if physics broke down and everything was spontaneously replaced by food? It's as delicious as it is horrifying, and it's pretty fuckin' horrifying. Thanks for taking the time to read this! I hope you have the day you deserve!
October 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Sup y'all Day 23 of sharing my #poetry. Ever wonder what it would be like if physics broke down and everything was spontaneously replaced by food? It's as delicious as it is horrifying, and it's pretty fuckin' horrifying. Thanks for taking the time to read this! I hope you have the day you deserve!
Sup y'all, day 22 of sharing my #poetry. There are a lot of inspirations behind this one, but at large, it's just a reaction to how comically fucked our society has become, especially the bastardization of the worlds major religions for financial gain. Hope you enjoy it!
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Sup y'all, day 22 of sharing my #poetry. There are a lot of inspirations behind this one, but at large, it's just a reaction to how comically fucked our society has become, especially the bastardization of the worlds major religions for financial gain. Hope you enjoy it!
Unsolicited Dicks Picks
October 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Unsolicited Dicks Picks
Jared Leto is cast in a movie
The movie flops
Everyone involved: oh mah gah, wah happun?
Jared Leto is cast in a movie
The movie flops
Everyone involved: oh mah gah, wah happun?
And the cycle repeats
The movie flops
Everyone involved: oh mah gah, wah happun?
Jared Leto is cast in a movie
The movie flops
Everyone involved: oh mah gah, wah happun?
And the cycle repeats
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Jared Leto is cast in a movie
The movie flops
Everyone involved: oh mah gah, wah happun?
Jared Leto is cast in a movie
The movie flops
Everyone involved: oh mah gah, wah happun?
And the cycle repeats
The movie flops
Everyone involved: oh mah gah, wah happun?
Jared Leto is cast in a movie
The movie flops
Everyone involved: oh mah gah, wah happun?
And the cycle repeats
Sup everybody, I'm back and it's day 21 of sharing my #poetry. Another poem I wrote during the darkest times, and some of my favorite rhyme work I've done. Just because life is a mess, doesn't mean you can't make something beautiful with the pieces. Thanks for taking the time to read this+
October 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Sup everybody, I'm back and it's day 21 of sharing my #poetry. Another poem I wrote during the darkest times, and some of my favorite rhyme work I've done. Just because life is a mess, doesn't mean you can't make something beautiful with the pieces. Thanks for taking the time to read this+