Craig 🎮🎻🏹
@stoneious.bsky.social
Video game nerd and movie dork, also into archery, tabletop RPGs and FF XIV. Often featuring the adventures of my roommate: Sherlock the Cat.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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It's that time of the year again
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It's that time of the year again
I did finally see Superman and I liked it. Easily the best Superman movie in decades. I just have one request: No more Lex Luthor as the main villain. It’s literally been him in every single movie. This Lex was very good but please, something else.
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I did finally see Superman and I liked it. Easily the best Superman movie in decades. I just have one request: No more Lex Luthor as the main villain. It’s literally been him in every single movie. This Lex was very good but please, something else.
Streamer: “Hi everyone”
Some person in chat: “My entire family died today”
It drives me nuts when people show up just to trauma dump on someone playing a video game.
Some person in chat: “My entire family died today”
It drives me nuts when people show up just to trauma dump on someone playing a video game.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Streamer: “Hi everyone”
Some person in chat: “My entire family died today”
It drives me nuts when people show up just to trauma dump on someone playing a video game.
Some person in chat: “My entire family died today”
It drives me nuts when people show up just to trauma dump on someone playing a video game.
There is no question that this is the worst of holidays with the TEN BILLION MARKETING EMAILS I am getting this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There is no question that this is the worst of holidays with the TEN BILLION MARKETING EMAILS I am getting this morning.
I got real fed up with windows a week or two ago and started experimenting with dual booting Linux on my laptop. I went with Linux mint and for the most part I have everything running on it that I had in windows. Every game minus ones with anti cheats that don’t like Linux is running.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I got real fed up with windows a week or two ago and started experimenting with dual booting Linux on my laptop. I went with Linux mint and for the most part I have everything running on it that I had in windows. Every game minus ones with anti cheats that don’t like Linux is running.
Stargate has a serious escalation problem. The best of SG-1 is the first few seasons where it's a bunch of outmatched dorks fighting much stronger aliens. Then Earth started having spaceships and could build their own Stargate tech and it really lost what made the show great.
New ‘Stargate’ TV Series Ordered at Amazon From ‘Blindspot’ Creator Martin Gero variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Stargate has a serious escalation problem. The best of SG-1 is the first few seasons where it's a bunch of outmatched dorks fighting much stronger aliens. Then Earth started having spaceships and could build their own Stargate tech and it really lost what made the show great.
Oh a new Horizon game? I actually really like that series so I’ll have to check…..oh it’s a mobile game. Well I guess I could play through Baldur’s gate again.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Oh a new Horizon game? I actually really like that series so I’ll have to check…..oh it’s a mobile game. Well I guess I could play through Baldur’s gate again.
Oh the troglodytes of the internet are going to bitch non stop.
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Oh the troglodytes of the internet are going to bitch non stop.
Well I guess they had to put the Mario version of scrappy doo in a movie at some point. Bleh.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Well I guess they had to put the Mario version of scrappy doo in a movie at some point. Bleh.
The stupidity of everything give me brain damage daily. What is the point of insurance?!?
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The stupidity of everything give me brain damage daily. What is the point of insurance?!?
Popular women streamers say they aren't going to twitchcon because of safety fears. Everyone rolls their eyes.
Literally within the first few hours yesterday a woman streamer gets assaulted at a meet and greet at twitchcon.
Literally within the first few hours yesterday a woman streamer gets assaulted at a meet and greet at twitchcon.
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Popular women streamers say they aren't going to twitchcon because of safety fears. Everyone rolls their eyes.
Literally within the first few hours yesterday a woman streamer gets assaulted at a meet and greet at twitchcon.
Literally within the first few hours yesterday a woman streamer gets assaulted at a meet and greet at twitchcon.
Someone just go buy one of those cheap football trophies and write "Noble Piece Prize" on it and mail it to him so he shuts up. He will never notice the misspellings and believe it's real.
October 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Someone just go buy one of those cheap football trophies and write "Noble Piece Prize" on it and mail it to him so he shuts up. He will never notice the misspellings and believe it's real.
Game pass was already too expensive at $20 a month. Canceled it.
October 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Game pass was already too expensive at $20 a month. Canceled it.
EA is dead imo.
It’s official: EA is going private.
The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
www.businesswire.com
September 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
EA is dead imo.
Yes!
Sensors have detected an unexplored Magic set approaching in 2026, #MTGxStarTrek #StarTrek
September 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Yes!
Pretty damned rude of this rapture not starting before I have to go to work.
September 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Pretty damned rude of this rapture not starting before I have to go to work.
Finally. Virtual Boy recognition!
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Finally. Virtual Boy recognition!
Eh. Happy Gilmore 2 was fine. Expected far worse.
August 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Eh. Happy Gilmore 2 was fine. Expected far worse.
Magic the Gathering - Universes Beyond: Nick at Nite. Let's get some cards for Dick van Dyke, Bewitched, Get Smart etc. The bonus card can be one called "What do you mean Nick at Nite was over 35 years ago?!?" You lose 10 health for being old. :(
August 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Magic the Gathering - Universes Beyond: Nick at Nite. Let's get some cards for Dick van Dyke, Bewitched, Get Smart etc. The bonus card can be one called "What do you mean Nick at Nite was over 35 years ago?!?" You lose 10 health for being old. :(
Look Mr. Architect. I know the first Matrix design was a perfect paradise and humanity rejected it. But I think you need to pull back on the not-perfect version we are currently in. You can make things be a little better.
August 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Look Mr. Architect. I know the first Matrix design was a perfect paradise and humanity rejected it. But I think you need to pull back on the not-perfect version we are currently in. You can make things be a little better.
I wasn't even aware that the Firebreak game had released. Looking at steam it looks dead already. Also they wanted $40 for that?!?
Remedy game development status:
-Control 2 development is on track towards meeting its next milestones - focus is now on gameplay, environments, and missions
-The Max Payne 1 & 2 remake project continues its progress and remains in full production
investors.remedygames.com/releases-and...
-Control 2 development is on track towards meeting its next milestones - focus is now on gameplay, environments, and missions
-The Max Payne 1 & 2 remake project continues its progress and remains in full production
investors.remedygames.com/releases-and...
August 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I wasn't even aware that the Firebreak game had released. Looking at steam it looks dead already. Also they wanted $40 for that?!?
Aside from the lag Battlefield 6 seems fine to me. I do wish you could customize your character a bit more. There has to be a happy medium between having an ultra realistic military person and Bevis & Butthead :p
August 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Aside from the lag Battlefield 6 seems fine to me. I do wish you could customize your character a bit more. There has to be a happy medium between having an ultra realistic military person and Bevis & Butthead :p
Well that certainly was something that had the words "Nintendo" and "Direct" in it. Woof.
July 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Well that certainly was something that had the words "Nintendo" and "Direct" in it. Woof.
Decided to try this out. Finally got them all put together and now just need painted. First try and I haven't majorly messed up...yet.
July 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Decided to try this out. Finally got them all put together and now just need painted. First try and I haven't majorly messed up...yet.