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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Providence area friends: be aware that there is an active shooter alert at Brown University, police on scene, story developing. Not sure if anyone reading this is in the College Hill area, but please stay safe.
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

I'm frankly kinda shocked that E60 Bimmers can occasionally be had for short money -- love a wagon, but the sedan is a 6-speed! Decisions! (Neat bike & pickup too!)

• '09 BMW 535i
• '05 Triumph Bonneville T100
• '61 Ford F-100
• '08 BMW 535xi Wagon
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Couple bikes, couple cars, all of which I probably couldn't handle ownership of (mechanically or day-to-day living-wise), but that's fine! (I'd go Benz, probably.)

• '91 W124 300CE
• '80 Triumph TR7
• '00 Suzuki GSX-R750
• '65 Honda CL77 Scrambler
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Made a small donation and sharing for visibility. Rabin has written some very fun & incisive stuff over the years (including columns I enjoyed quite a bit over the years at the AV Club and the Dissolve).
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Experiencing déjà vu
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Whenever Baylor Scheierman gets a bucket I can only assume he makes air horn noises like Bo from Superstore
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Potential money pit time! This one is actually kinda hard -- I'd rock any of these. Diesel Olds, RHD E39, high-mileage Element, C5 A6... what could go wrong (or right)?

• '82 Olds 88 Royale
• '97 BMW 528i
• '10 Honda Element EX
• '02 Audi A6 Quattro
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I so rarely accomplish anything that I am compelled to post when I finally accomplish something. (It’s also 40°F outside, so I deserve bonus points for toughing out cold hands and a very unpleasant post-nasal drip.)
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Pull it up -- barely even a stain. You can't even notice it!"
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Couple of bikes that I know very little about but seem cool, and two four-wheeled options that are cool but could be ticking time bombs (especially at this price point).

• '03 Mini Cooper S
• '01 Discovery II
• '83 BMW R80ST
• '08 Buell XB12X Ulysses
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Some off-the-beaten-path entries today; all seem pretty neat, but that CC has a six-speed manual that is calling my name!

• '78 Toyota Celica GT
• '77 Mercedes 450SLC
• '02 VW Cabrio GLX
• '09 VW CC Sport
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Controversial take: AI allowing listeners to “remake songs in different styles” sucks, actually.
“Klay is building a product that will offer the features of a streaming service like Spotify, amplified by AI technology that will let users remake songs in different styles.

Klay has licensed the rights to thousands of hit songs so that it can train its large language model”
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@coachfinstock.bsky.social You might want to pull that Boston police chief repost, I believe it's faked. (Current chief is Michael Cox.)
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Automatics for the people! Pushing past the potential money pit factor, which one of these four would you rock? (Personally into the XJ and E34 sedans, despite rougher cosmetic condition.)

• '00 CLK430
• '93 Celica GT
• '86 XJ6 Vanden Plas
• '89 535i
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Three neat bikes, for sure, but the Town Car is the one for me. Not even fair, really.

• '82 Honda CX500
• '84 Lincoln Town Car
• '76 Honda XL250
• '00 BMW R1100S
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
@scotttobias.bsky.social @kphipps3000.bsky.social @tasharobinson.bsky.social

Still watching along but two years behind on @thenextpictureshow.bsky.social, and I gotta tell ya — what a truly terrible time to watch Pablo Larrain’s NO for the first time. 😑

Hope you are all OK in Chicago these days.
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Couple of nice vintage bikes, couple of neat vintage cheapies - both of which seem to be in nice shape, PLUS 5-speed manuals! I like the Subie; not sure if I could squeeze into the Fiero.

• '83 Suzuki GS1100E
• '86 Fiero
• '75 CB360T
• '80 Subaru GL-5
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m four days away from the anniversary of my little brother’s suicide. He was 19; it’s been well over twenty years — he’s been gone from my life for longer than he was here.

I shudder to think how he might have dealt with access to this kind of tech. This makes me want to fucking throw up.
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Did my cat write this
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Considering moving to NYC in the near future -- I recall a few folks mentioning a potential move out of the city if Mamdani won, so it stands to reason that a lot more places are going to be available to rent soon. ☺️ Dunno if I can afford some of these soon-to-be-vacant apartments but we'll see!
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Participating in the Mille Miglia must have been so cool. I can hardly imagine what it would be like to drive my car for a million miglias
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

You could make a case for any of these as a neat option, but good god, that Benz. Look at it. Listed as a "project" (needs new tires, hoses, etc.), but again: LOOK AT IT. 🥵

• '86 Chevy Suburban
• '72 W108 280SE 4.5
• '95 Nissan Maxima
• '95 BMW R100RT
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM