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Jesse
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It doesn’t feel like so long ago when I would have mundane thoughts along the lines of “they should bring the Honda e over here!” or “ that Ioniq 5 looks pretty neat!” on any given day, rather than things like “of course, we live in hell, why would any progress ever be made? Hope we don’t all die!”
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
(Snark aside - it's cliched but it really does feel different when it goes down in your hometown. Also not sure who's responsible for needing a win so bad -- FBI, locals, etc. -- that the now-released suspect was reported/doxxed on CNN, only to be subsequently released, but... bad look, guys.)
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
RI resident, former Brown employee, former neighborhood resident (1/2 mile walk from that building, which I would stroll by daily) and I'm here to confirm that I am totally reassured by all of this, and I can only assume the wider community is in agreement. Feels great!
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Not sure if your kid lives in Fox Point, but if so, be aware that shots fired were also reported on Governor Street. (Lived in Fox Point and worked at Brown for many years, walked that area daily.) Thinking of you and hope your kid is safe.
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
New reports of shots fired on Governor Street. Folks in the Fox Point area near campus, please be safe.
December 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
doing the David Byrne once in a lifetime arm move but with a red card
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hoo boy. (Looking forward to the article, though I have to admit my initial reaction was "there's another evil guy now? I don't think we need another evil guy, they seem to have this covered already")
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
While I certainly can’t speak for everybody, I will freely admit that I personally follow various writers and creators on this website so I can occasionally read posts and check out things that they have written or created that reside elsewhere on the Internet. Maybe I’m weird though. 🤷🏻‍♂️
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's quite something -- meant to put you to sleep as it's primarily just a guy chatting and going on tangents that you aren't meant to pay attention to -- but he kicks off each episode with some variation on "Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls"
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sleep With Me podcast gang (I assume, could be wrong)
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
grok is this true?
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I can only assume that is Bigfoot’s comically oversized skateboard lol
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM