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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

The utter brainrot for my own OC is eating me like worms

Anyway here’s more edgy birdslop. I’ve been listening to Skeleta and other Ghost songs nonstop while drawing and fantasizing about cool scenes so I added a schizo version of the doodle sheet crammed with iconic and relevant song lyrics

Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

Voting, Organizing, joining a workers co-op: ❌❌❌

Harassing random furries: ✅✅✅

This is why trump won 🤣

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

It’s giving cult

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

I seem to have stumbled across the one thing that can actually get you heat on bluesky. While it’s been mildly entertaining dealing with weirdo Hasan glazers, It’s concerning that they seem incapable of realizing that somebody can both be a good faith actor while also disagreeing with them.

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

Bro is hallucinating lol

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

If you think anything you’ve said for the last 30 minutes has gotten anything other than an amused chuckle from me, then I know why you’re a Hassan fan. He’s a raging narcissist as well 🤣

Actually I’m kinda curious, how is this helping leftism? Like, what’s your goal here exactly?

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

Haiku these nuts

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

What do you want me to do? Reach into your brain and take the worm out of it?

You guys have made it clear you aren’t interesting in talking facts, just flinging shit. Don’t pretend to care now

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

Talking about my boners, scrolling thru my account, thinking about what things I like to jerk off too

You guys must be big fans 💅

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

You wish somebody on this earth thought about you sexually

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not a lie, it’s what I genuinely believe from the evidence I’ve seen from people much smarter than you, hasan, or I — it’s an open and shut case.

To me, you’re just throwing a tantrum because you disagree with me. That’s very MAGA.

Which one of us is creeping through post histories again?

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

You guys literally started it, I think you picked the wrong meme lol

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

Spending time out of your day to antagonize randoms on the internet who criticized your favorite political celebrity?

Idk man seems kinda MAGA coded to me

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 1d

$3 isn’t worth the effort to get back for me, life’s too short to pick fights and sweat the small stuff.

Also, I’m not shocked that the pig isn’t embarrassed to be seen rolling in shit and mud 🤷‍♂️

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GrandTaurus @grandtaurus.bsky.social · 2d

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine having so little to do that you creep through my post history just to find ammo lmao. Talk about fatherless behavior

I love my dad. He’s awesome. Sorry if you can’t relate ✌️

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 2d

Local leftist comes out as an anti-furry reactionary. Also: fork found in kitchen

Do you have any opinions of your own

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 2d

It IS pretty funny that this guy is one of the most blatant liars on the internet and yet still has a loyal fanbase willing to dilute themselves into thinking he can do no wrong.

Lol

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 2d

He’s also just lying lmfao. He removed the zappy bits and lies about the fact that that specific collar has a zap setting along with beep and vibrate

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 2d

This sentence would kill a medieval peasant

Go off king!!!

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 2d

Who do I mail to get my “I hated hasan piker before it was cool” shirt?

Albawuff @heartflamewoof.bsky.social · 2d

Hasan turning out to be a terrible dog owner is so… unsurprising? Idk the man’a kind of a psycho, the dog abuse is not a huge stretch for me.

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Albawuff @heartflamewoof.bsky.social · 2d

Hasan turning out to be a terrible dog owner is so… unsurprising? Idk the man’a kind of a psycho, the dog abuse is not a huge stretch for me.

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 2d

ATTENTION ALL BIRDS

Please send me pictures of you facing the camera directly, I need help making this look good 😭😭

Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 3d

Been listening to a lot of Skeletá by ghost lately lolololol. Anyway that’s it teehee.

Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 3d

He loves those who believe in his dark dream, and damns those who would stand in his way.

“Lo, and gaze upon thine own wretched soul. Thou knowest you’ve no place ‘pon this wicked realm. Hark, and take heed my promise: my love conquers all. I shall set you free, for I am the redeemer. I am He.”

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