Strikes 🐊
@strikesdacroc.bsky.social
large crocodile doing large crocodile things including but not limited to: mooching off my husband, political discourse, and retweeting spicy stuff. DM’s OPEN he/him
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Have a singular nowhere king~
December 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Have a singular nowhere king~
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Am I too late for christmas memes
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Am I too late for christmas memes
My husband just be sayin shit sometimes
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My husband just be sayin shit sometimes
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How can I say nooooo
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
How can I say nooooo
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It’s winter, and all a crocodile wants is to stay warm.
This fool has been with me for nearly 9 years, and to this day I’ve tried and tried to think of any way to tell him how much he’s changed my life for the better. All I can do is give him the rest of my life.
Love~
@strikesdacroc.bsky.social
This fool has been with me for nearly 9 years, and to this day I’ve tried and tried to think of any way to tell him how much he’s changed my life for the better. All I can do is give him the rest of my life.
Love~
@strikesdacroc.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It’s winter, and all a crocodile wants is to stay warm.
This fool has been with me for nearly 9 years, and to this day I’ve tried and tried to think of any way to tell him how much he’s changed my life for the better. All I can do is give him the rest of my life.
Love~
@strikesdacroc.bsky.social
This fool has been with me for nearly 9 years, and to this day I’ve tried and tried to think of any way to tell him how much he’s changed my life for the better. All I can do is give him the rest of my life.
Love~
@strikesdacroc.bsky.social
Wait Columbo is actually fire as fuck, why didn’t anybody tell me?? This show is like 50 years old but it got me on the edge of my seat running my hands through my hair in a cold sweat and shouting at the screen
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Wait Columbo is actually fire as fuck, why didn’t anybody tell me?? This show is like 50 years old but it got me on the edge of my seat running my hands through my hair in a cold sweat and shouting at the screen
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I heard that it’s badger hours
Bonus bulge
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I heard that it’s badger hours
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Annoying my husband
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Annoying my husband
Tried butt stuff for the first time and nearly pissed myself I think
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tried butt stuff for the first time and nearly pissed myself I think
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Love my in-laws but they just CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS ON THE WHEEL when they’re driving
Just… both hands doing other shit. 60mph. PLEASE. 🙏
Just… both hands doing other shit. 60mph. PLEASE. 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Love my in-laws but they just CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS ON THE WHEEL when they’re driving
Just… both hands doing other shit. 60mph. PLEASE. 🙏
Just… both hands doing other shit. 60mph. PLEASE. 🙏
Went thru Khemia with the hoossbant @heartflamewoof.bsky.social and I’m pleased to report that Alexios has somehow become even more hatable and something bad needs to happen to him by the end of the series or I riot
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Went thru Khemia with the hoossbant @heartflamewoof.bsky.social and I’m pleased to report that Alexios has somehow become even more hatable and something bad needs to happen to him by the end of the series or I riot
Irl bestie just got diagnosed with Large B-Cell Lymphoma 😥 he’s gunna be fine but man that sucks.
He’s like, the healthiest guy I know but his genetics are cursed. His brother just recovered from a different kind of cancer a few months ago. Crazy shit.
He’s like, the healthiest guy I know but his genetics are cursed. His brother just recovered from a different kind of cancer a few months ago. Crazy shit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Irl bestie just got diagnosed with Large B-Cell Lymphoma 😥 he’s gunna be fine but man that sucks.
He’s like, the healthiest guy I know but his genetics are cursed. His brother just recovered from a different kind of cancer a few months ago. Crazy shit.
He’s like, the healthiest guy I know but his genetics are cursed. His brother just recovered from a different kind of cancer a few months ago. Crazy shit.
I think my most hipster opinion is that I vastly preferred the Alan Resnik era of Night Mind and I find it to difficult to watch his stuff post-DHMIS after he tried to become tumblr sexyman
His sona *is* hot tho…
His sona *is* hot tho…
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I think my most hipster opinion is that I vastly preferred the Alan Resnik era of Night Mind and I find it to difficult to watch his stuff post-DHMIS after he tried to become tumblr sexyman
His sona *is* hot tho…
His sona *is* hot tho…
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Eaisce is ready and willing!
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Eaisce is ready and willing!
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Terrorizing my husband @heartflamewoof.bsky.social at 3AM
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Terrorizing my husband @heartflamewoof.bsky.social at 3AM
Pedialyte fucking rules
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Pedialyte fucking rules
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Quick ref sheet
Lookit those buns
Lookit those buns
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Quick ref sheet
Lookit those buns
Lookit those buns
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Megabonk is a Garlic-like?! But bruh people were saying this is game of the year, i was not expecting it to just be 3D vampire survivors lol
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Megabonk is a Garlic-like?! But bruh people were saying this is game of the year, i was not expecting it to just be 3D vampire survivors lol
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It’s Blackstar!
His superpower is the power of black holes! He can compress and expand focused, selected space at will!
His superpower is the power of black holes! He can compress and expand focused, selected space at will!
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It’s Blackstar!
His superpower is the power of black holes! He can compress and expand focused, selected space at will!
His superpower is the power of black holes! He can compress and expand focused, selected space at will!
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See a kobold post a kobold? oki :3
Unfortunately he got stuck like this for a few hours and got a bit seepy…
(Art by @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social)
Unfortunately he got stuck like this for a few hours and got a bit seepy…
(Art by @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social)
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
See a kobold post a kobold? oki :3
Unfortunately he got stuck like this for a few hours and got a bit seepy…
(Art by @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social)
Unfortunately he got stuck like this for a few hours and got a bit seepy…
(Art by @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social)