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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 1h

*to the tune of come on eileen* Ipad Jery watching Apple TV

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 1h

Probably having diarrhea just outside the litterbox

I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 10h

A respectable choice

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 1d

One for each hand

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 1d

Man losing limbs is like, the last thing I want out of an Elvira game. You're playing as her, right?

I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 2d

It's hard to come back to half life 2 now in the throwback shooter renaissance (and after having played Black Mesa) and I know difficulty discourse is its own thing right now but man does HL2 want you to succeed above all else, often to its detriment

I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 2d

yeah I woulda said something worse

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 2d

I guess I'm glad I don't post because if someone like that found me on the discover tab I might do something really quite bad

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 2d

God that's so annoying

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 4d

Lions are cool! Making one jesus is way more fun and interesting than explicitly christian media usually gets.

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 4d

My class read it in 4th grade and even then our teacher flatly told us that Aslan was a Christian allegory

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 5d

Mission Hill mention!

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 5d

I hear he's busy doing something else right now

I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 6d

I'm playing Spelunker HD

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Mr Pie Break @piebreak.bsky.social · 6d

I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 6d

Guys too stupid to be cops but still want the power of cops

I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 7d

*parappa voice* oops

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 7d

That bread looks so fucking strange

I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 7d

Okay but what if you went the other direction and made his grandfather gary larson and he was using the cow tools to make comics

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 8d

Fuck I'm remembering how annoying dwile flonking was

I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 8d

I ended up picking up DROD proper because it was on sale and I'm glad I did. Really good to have something that's easing me into the puzzles rather than getting filtered by Descent of King Hesper.

Also god is it good to have access to more music than the demo had

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 8d

Also adding to this- unless I'm getting the italian bread I've grown to prefer cheap wheat bread over cheap white bread because cheap white bread is really nasty

I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 8d

I've started eating whole lemon wedges including the rind because of the tom walker lemon video, and I've tried to do that with a lime and you can't do that

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 8d

Adding onto things that have permanently warped my language, thanks to Deadblossomjesse I've started saying things are "a little funny"

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 8d

Now I'll tell you my thing, if we get bananas there's a fully 50 percent chance not a one gets eaten

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