Chris
@strooper1.bsky.social
39 🏳️🌈 in Seattle. I write poorly, work too much, and play video games badly. I sometimes stream and always eating.
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Chris
@strooper1.bsky.social
· Oct 1
Welcome to my annual Spooktober movie marathon! This is my first year on Bluesky, my Twitter threads of the past six years are gone :(
Here’s the rules: One movie for each day. Suggestions welcome. I will post a small review. Participation is welcome. Long form TV is excluded.
Here’s the rules: One movie for each day. Suggestions welcome. I will post a small review. Participation is welcome. Long form TV is excluded.
Trying to be more of what I expect in people. Trying to radically love and stay optimistic about everything.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Trying to be more of what I expect in people. Trying to radically love and stay optimistic about everything.
You can’t date men with insane amounts of muscles but have zero emotional maturity, no empathy, and an insulting communication style. Just fuck them and run.
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can’t date men with insane amounts of muscles but have zero emotional maturity, no empathy, and an insulting communication style. Just fuck them and run.
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Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
My shoulder muscles are starting to fill in and pop a little… it’s noticeable now. What if I just kept going and became a fucking beast?
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My shoulder muscles are starting to fill in and pop a little… it’s noticeable now. What if I just kept going and became a fucking beast?
Trunk or Treat but the trunk is ass and the treat is also ass
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trunk or Treat but the trunk is ass and the treat is also ass
KJ Apas hairy ass…. That’s all.
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
KJ Apas hairy ass…. That’s all.
Everyday I new muscle pops up. Soon I’ll be a beast. I cannot be stopped.
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Everyday I new muscle pops up. Soon I’ll be a beast. I cannot be stopped.
And honestly go Mariners! But Ohtani… he’s different. And I need him.
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
And honestly go Mariners! But Ohtani… he’s different. And I need him.
Ohtani could do anything he wanted to me. And I mean ANYTHING!!!
a baseball player for the dodgers is giving a high five to a teammate .
ALT: a baseball player for the dodgers is giving a high five to a teammate .
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October 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ohtani could do anything he wanted to me. And I mean ANYTHING!!!
The guy I’m seeing requested that I save my loads. It’s day three. I need him to give me a timeline of when he plans to come get this load
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The guy I’m seeing requested that I save my loads. It’s day three. I need him to give me a timeline of when he plans to come get this load
Hit the glute trainer so hard today that my farts are whistling 🤭
October 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hit the glute trainer so hard today that my farts are whistling 🤭
First off… which one? Be specific.
October 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
First off… which one? Be specific.
I need to strengthen parts of my thighs. I’m only realizing now how weak I am.
October 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I need to strengthen parts of my thighs. I’m only realizing now how weak I am.
Hip abduction has me feeling baby girl this morning in my tiny shorts
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hip abduction has me feeling baby girl this morning in my tiny shorts
I think I might need some assistance…
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think I might need some assistance…
I feel beefy again today goddamn
October 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I feel beefy again today goddamn
Chest and arm update. I’m rapidly seeing tit progress look at them!
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Chest and arm update. I’m rapidly seeing tit progress look at them!
My crush turned down my nude because he was in the office today. That’s fine, I guess he’s fine if I died today and he couldn’t see my giant dong one last time.
October 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My crush turned down my nude because he was in the office today. That’s fine, I guess he’s fine if I died today and he couldn’t see my giant dong one last time.
These tik tok holes are soft
October 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
These tik tok holes are soft
Oh shit, I’m in someone’s Skircle finally
October 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oh shit, I’m in someone’s Skircle finally
A little outdoor therapy, you could follow me on tik tok, Strooper1, I’m gonna start posting there more.
October 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A little outdoor therapy, you could follow me on tik tok, Strooper1, I’m gonna start posting there more.
The amount of ads I get for female content creators is wild. Snapchat cannot read the gay room.
October 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The amount of ads I get for female content creators is wild. Snapchat cannot read the gay room.