Stuart
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Stuart
@stuarty.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Stuart
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Glasgow 🏴
Interests: Pop music, movies, all things pop culture, politics (but don’t let that put you off)
Vocation: Remembering niche reality TV moments from the 00s
Name: Stuart
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Glasgow 🏴
Interests: Pop music, movies, all things pop culture, politics (but don’t let that put you off)
Vocation: Remembering niche reality TV moments from the 00s
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You won, EBU.
Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU.
You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.
Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU.
You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You won, EBU.
Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU.
You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.
Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU.
You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.
My first ever concert aged 6 was Five. Guess who I’m going to see tonight. And I will be screaming every single word.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
My first ever concert aged 6 was Five. Guess who I’m going to see tonight. And I will be screaming every single word.
Actual footage of me trying to get Lily Allen tickets this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Actual footage of me trying to get Lily Allen tickets this morning.
I hope Laika never died and that she spins around us still and that she has a party in the air and always will. I hope that she is dancing every night among the stars.
I hope Laika is alive.
I hope Laika is alive.
68 years ago today, Laika the dog was launched into space by the Soviet Union to become the first animal to orbit the Earth.
No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I hope Laika never died and that she spins around us still and that she has a party in the air and always will. I hope that she is dancing every night among the stars.
I hope Laika is alive.
I hope Laika is alive.
Went to see Busted V McFly tonight. Whilst both bands were fab (McFly clearly won the battle), the crowd were dead. I’ve seen more atmosphere at a funeral.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Went to see Busted V McFly tonight. Whilst both bands were fab (McFly clearly won the battle), the crowd were dead. I’ve seen more atmosphere at a funeral.
I did ‘World of Our Own’ by Westlife on karaoke tonight and I don’t know whether I should be offended or flattered that when halfway though I shouted into the mic “oh fuck there’s a key change in this” that people laughed.
October 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I did ‘World of Our Own’ by Westlife on karaoke tonight and I don’t know whether I should be offended or flattered that when halfway though I shouted into the mic “oh fuck there’s a key change in this” that people laughed.
So we all agree that the new Lily Allen album is a work of art, right?
October 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
So we all agree that the new Lily Allen album is a work of art, right?
I’ve revisited Lily Allen’s entire discography while I’ve been working today. Of course Sheezus hasn’t aged well but No Shame really was a gamechanger, wasn’t it?
October 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’ve revisited Lily Allen’s entire discography while I’ve been working today. Of course Sheezus hasn’t aged well but No Shame really was a gamechanger, wasn’t it?
A lovely evening as always judging #TwentyQuid. So many bangers this year, but let’s face it - Jade was always going to take it.
Congratulations to JADE, whose single Plastic Box wins this year's Popjustice Twenty Quid Music Prize. £20 (cash) is heading in her direction.
October 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A lovely evening as always judging #TwentyQuid. So many bangers this year, but let’s face it - Jade was always going to take it.
“Stuart has tried to find a more sympathetic ear. Instead, he’s found Jane Boulton.”
October 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
“Stuart has tried to find a more sympathetic ear. Instead, he’s found Jane Boulton.”
Episode 1 of Dragula Titans and it really is showing the other drag show in how to properly do an All Stars season. Incredible television.
October 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Episode 1 of Dragula Titans and it really is showing the other drag show in how to properly do an All Stars season. Incredible television.
Lady Gaga on Wednesday, Eurobash on Saturday, Jane Boulton on Sunday. A camp week lies ahead.
October 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Lady Gaga on Wednesday, Eurobash on Saturday, Jane Boulton on Sunday. A camp week lies ahead.
Manchester friends - any food recommendations for before Gaga’s show on Wednesday?
October 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Manchester friends - any food recommendations for before Gaga’s show on Wednesday?
I had a lovely spa day the other day, or maybe I just wanted an excuse to post a thirsty photo of me in a dressing gown.
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I had a lovely spa day the other day, or maybe I just wanted an excuse to post a thirsty photo of me in a dressing gown.
There’s a kid running around with an orange balaclava on and for a split second I genuinely thought one of Kneecap was on holiday at Center Parcs.
October 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
There’s a kid running around with an orange balaclava on and for a split second I genuinely thought one of Kneecap was on holiday at Center Parcs.
Going to spend a lot of this week wearing a harness. Also, I’m on holiday at Center Parcs.
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Going to spend a lot of this week wearing a harness. Also, I’m on holiday at Center Parcs.
A rare chilled Friday night.
September 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A rare chilled Friday night.
I’m so happy #DragRaceUK is back. It’s just sheer joy.
September 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m so happy #DragRaceUK is back. It’s just sheer joy.
Nipped into my local for a pint on the way home from work. Since I’ve been here they’ve played Spinning Around, Abracadabra and are now playing Christina & Missy’s version of Car Wash.
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nipped into my local for a pint on the way home from work. Since I’ve been here they’ve played Spinning Around, Abracadabra and are now playing Christina & Missy’s version of Car Wash.
Brie Larson has an Oscar. She is Captain Marvel. Why is she currently cooking sliders on Saturday Kitchen?
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Brie Larson has an Oscar. She is Captain Marvel. Why is she currently cooking sliders on Saturday Kitchen?
I’m so glad that I’m not trying for Ariana tickets this morning.
September 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I’m so glad that I’m not trying for Ariana tickets this morning.