Stuart
@stuarty.bsky.social
I didn’t realise this was happening today
You won, EBU.
Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU.
You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.
Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU.
You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You won, EBU.
Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU.
You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.
Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU.
You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.
Actual footage of me trying to get Lily Allen tickets this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Actual footage of me trying to get Lily Allen tickets this morning.
Went to see Busted V McFly tonight. Whilst both bands were fab (McFly clearly won the battle), the crowd were dead. I’ve seen more atmosphere at a funeral.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Went to see Busted V McFly tonight. Whilst both bands were fab (McFly clearly won the battle), the crowd were dead. I’ve seen more atmosphere at a funeral.
“Stuart has tried to find a more sympathetic ear. Instead, he’s found Jane Boulton.”
October 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
“Stuart has tried to find a more sympathetic ear. Instead, he’s found Jane Boulton.”
I had a lovely spa day the other day, or maybe I just wanted an excuse to post a thirsty photo of me in a dressing gown.
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I had a lovely spa day the other day, or maybe I just wanted an excuse to post a thirsty photo of me in a dressing gown.
Not to live fact check you, but Lee was all about the harnesses that era. Clearly H’s effect was rubbing off.
September 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Not to live fact check you, but Lee was all about the harnesses that era. Clearly H’s effect was rubbing off.
Going to spend a lot of this week wearing a harness. Also, I’m on holiday at Center Parcs.
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Going to spend a lot of this week wearing a harness. Also, I’m on holiday at Center Parcs.
A rare chilled Friday night.
September 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A rare chilled Friday night.
Nipped into my local for a pint on the way home from work. Since I’ve been here they’ve played Spinning Around, Abracadabra and are now playing Christina & Missy’s version of Car Wash.
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nipped into my local for a pint on the way home from work. Since I’ve been here they’ve played Spinning Around, Abracadabra and are now playing Christina & Missy’s version of Car Wash.
Brie Larson has an Oscar. She is Captain Marvel. Why is she currently cooking sliders on Saturday Kitchen?
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Brie Larson has an Oscar. She is Captain Marvel. Why is she currently cooking sliders on Saturday Kitchen?
Making it my aim when I’m back from holiday to transition from the other site over to here. Was this a way for me just to brag about the fact I’m on holiday? Potentially.
September 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Making it my aim when I’m back from holiday to transition from the other site over to here. Was this a way for me just to brag about the fact I’m on holiday? Potentially.
Oh no, I’ve found the Eurovision category on Peloton. Or should I say, “Euro Pop” 👀
March 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh no, I’ve found the Eurovision category on Peloton. Or should I say, “Euro Pop” 👀
I tried that #GigAlphabet thing people are doing. Can I get away with The xx for the letter x?
March 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I tried that #GigAlphabet thing people are doing. Can I get away with The xx for the letter x?
Chilled Saturdays with the Pet Shop Boys.
February 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Chilled Saturdays with the Pet Shop Boys.
The EBU when they hear that Malta are actually sending “serving kant” to #Eurovision
February 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The EBU when they hear that Malta are actually sending “serving kant” to #Eurovision
How many times have I listened to Abracadabra since its release?
February 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
How many times have I listened to Abracadabra since its release?
Very excited for the annual Roaming Roots Revue tonight as part of Celtic Connections!
January 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Very excited for the annual Roaming Roots Revue tonight as part of Celtic Connections!
The UK’s 2024 Eurovision entry #TheTraitorsUK
January 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The UK’s 2024 Eurovision entry #TheTraitorsUK
I needed that after the week I had.
(Yes, this is a subtle brag that I have a Peloton)
(Yes, this is a subtle brag that I have a Peloton)
January 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I needed that after the week I had.
(Yes, this is a subtle brag that I have a Peloton)
(Yes, this is a subtle brag that I have a Peloton)
