Darian Somers
@stuffsomerssays.com
Penn State, Nittanyville and Collegian has-been. Check out my Penn State podcast and website: Stuff Somers Says with Steve Sampsell. stuffsomerssays.com
Watching season 3 of White Lotus. And uhh wut.
January 18, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Watching season 3 of White Lotus. And uhh wut.
Did...did Fox just throw it to commerical with Fucking In the Bushes?
January 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Did...did Fox just throw it to commerical with Fucking In the Bushes?
That's a red card!
January 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
That's a red card!
Record is 7 seconds by Ture Linden in 2022.
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Record is 7 seconds by Ture Linden in 2022.
JJ Wiebusch just scored one of the quickest goals to start a PSU game.
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
JJ Wiebusch just scored one of the quickest goals to start a PSU game.
Please go back in time and tell Andy Kotelnicki this in late September, thanks!
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Please go back in time and tell Andy Kotelnicki this in late September, thanks!
Thinking about how Wegman's makes you enter your phone number but gives you 0 discounts for doing so.
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Thinking about how Wegman's makes you enter your phone number but gives you 0 discounts for doing so.
Tony Romo does not add a single thing to the broadcast.
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tony Romo does not add a single thing to the broadcast.
To be fair, knowing what we know about the hairline, that may have been a bad assessment by James Franklin like many other decisions.
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 AM
To be fair, knowing what we know about the hairline, that may have been a bad assessment by James Franklin like many other decisions.
Been mildly critical on Penn State’s goaltending but Josh Fleming just had one hell of a game.
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Been mildly critical on Penn State’s goaltending but Josh Fleming just had one hell of a game.
He holds the longest answer in SSSWS history.
the most underrated broadcaster in sports is shane sparks, who knows everything about everything in college wrestling and calls every bout like it is game 7 of the nba finals
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
He holds the longest answer in SSSWS history.
Angelo Ferrari? More like Angelo He'll Be Sorry He Wrestled Penn State amirite
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Angelo Ferrari? More like Angelo He'll Be Sorry He Wrestled Penn State amirite
Might be Penn State’s best puck moving game all season.
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Might be Penn State’s best puck moving game all season.
So Penn State baseball is playing in the Bahamas and has a special link to discounted accomedations and tbh this pricing isn't terrible? (5 days, 4 nights)
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
So Penn State baseball is playing in the Bahamas and has a special link to discounted accomedations and tbh this pricing isn't terrible? (5 days, 4 nights)
I don't think I've ever seen a puck stop that squarely on the goal line before.
Jarod Crespo ripped one off off the post that dropped down on the goal line. ruled no goal on the ice, call stands after a lengthy review. Penn State & Notre Dame are scoreless almost eight minutes into this one.
January 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I don't think I've ever seen a puck stop that squarely on the goal line before.
Cross-referenced (and also used this to update) against my numbers. I believe all known transfers are now accounted for.
5 known incoming players from HS aren't listed here (I think one of which is a PWO) that haven't been announced yet.
5 known incoming players from HS aren't listed here (I think one of which is a PWO) that haven't been announced yet.
some numbers for Penn State's roster:
48 new additions
39 transfers
9 high school signees
23 offense
23 defense
2 special teams
24 Iowa State transfers
6 former Iowa State signees
48 new additions
39 transfers
9 high school signees
23 offense
23 defense
2 special teams
24 Iowa State transfers
6 former Iowa State signees
Penn State made the addition of 48 new players, including 24 transfers from Iowa State, to its roster official this afternoon
247sports.com/college/penn...
247sports.com/college/penn...
January 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Cross-referenced (and also used this to update) against my numbers. I believe all known transfers are now accounted for.
5 known incoming players from HS aren't listed here (I think one of which is a PWO) that haven't been announced yet.
5 known incoming players from HS aren't listed here (I think one of which is a PWO) that haven't been announced yet.
It's amazing how many people don't realize this, especially with Penn State. (Which is very fair bc of the name.)
I dream of a day when I can spend money on a FOIA request.
Also don't forget Lincoln University, Matt.
I dream of a day when I can spend money on a FOIA request.
Also don't forget Lincoln University, Matt.
The opposite. They're actually impossible to FOIA. Pitt isn't considered a public school under PA state open records law. Neither is Penn State or Temple.
Yes, I agree it is stupid!
Yes, I agree it is stupid!
@mattbrown.bsky.social trying to find Pitts head basketball coach’s contract info including buyout. They easy to FOIA?
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It's amazing how many people don't realize this, especially with Penn State. (Which is very fair bc of the name.)
I dream of a day when I can spend money on a FOIA request.
Also don't forget Lincoln University, Matt.
I dream of a day when I can spend money on a FOIA request.
Also don't forget Lincoln University, Matt.
I will not feel sympathy for any Phillies fan complaining about your team’s front office.
Mine can’t even engrave bricks properly.
Mine can’t even engrave bricks properly.
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I will not feel sympathy for any Phillies fan complaining about your team’s front office.
Mine can’t even engrave bricks properly.
Mine can’t even engrave bricks properly.