Stu Johnson
@stujohno.bsky.social
TB1. 201 BMD. If you’re into right wing bollocks, we won’t get on. If you want to know where this country’s problems lie, follow the money not the boats.
Gig was sound but word had got out that me and @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social are sheared from the same sheep, so the kopites were nowhere to be seen. Apart from one fella at the gig who told me footie is his life so I said ‘ah, a fellow blue!’ He was a red an didn’t know they were playing tonight.
Going to a gig in town tonight so I’ll be skittling kopites everywhere walking back to the station later. #inspiredbybrian
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Gig was sound but word had got out that me and @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social are sheared from the same sheep, so the kopites were nowhere to be seen. Apart from one fella at the gig who told me footie is his life so I said ‘ah, a fellow blue!’ He was a red an didn’t know they were playing tonight.
Going to a gig in town tonight so I’ll be skittling kopites everywhere walking back to the station later. #inspiredbybrian
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Going to a gig in town tonight so I’ll be skittling kopites everywhere walking back to the station later. #inspiredbybrian
No one was buying this a few weeks back…are we now?
On a positive note, what’s Bazza’s total going to be this season? Should be able to push on so 8-10?
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
No one was buying this a few weeks back…are we now?
To break up that midfield from Villa for a 55yr old fella just back from a tournament in Africa is criminal.
January 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
To break up that midfield from Villa for a 55yr old fella just back from a tournament in Africa is criminal.
Looks like Bobb is off to Fulham. Wilson to move next?
January 26, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Looks like Bobb is off to Fulham. Wilson to move next?
Haven’t heard as much about Henderson being better than Pickford recently.
January 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Haven’t heard as much about Henderson being better than Pickford recently.
Get ready for our tie-in with Blue Stratos lads.
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January 25, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Get ready for our tie-in with Blue Stratos lads.
Tea, toast and a joy-filled match of the day. Perfect.
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Tea, toast and a joy-filled match of the day. Perfect.
They are without doubt the worst champions in PL history. No club has spent more after winning to get so much worse. Fuck em and all who cling to them.
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
They are without doubt the worst champions in PL history. No club has spent more after winning to get so much worse. Fuck em and all who cling to them.
Left a pub in Chester cos it was full of gammon kopites. Gutted.
January 24, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Left a pub in Chester cos it was full of gammon kopites. Gutted.
Anyone know is if there’s anything in the Iroegbunam to Lazio rumour? Be a shame to see him go but if Armstrong stays then a quick profit might be worthwhile.
January 24, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Anyone know is if there’s anything in the Iroegbunam to Lazio rumour? Be a shame to see him go but if Armstrong stays then a quick profit might be worthwhile.
Poor Preston. Harrison Armstrong right now..
a man with green hair is wearing a straw hat and a striped jacket and says i 'm not going anywhere
ALT: a man with green hair is wearing a straw hat and a striped jacket and says i 'm not going anywhere
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January 24, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Poor Preston. Harrison Armstrong right now..
Shows how a couple of new faces can give a team a lift.
January 24, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Shows how a couple of new faces can give a team a lift.
This gave me the best laugh of today. If you know, you know.
January 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This gave me the best laugh of today. If you know, you know.
Just shows how important match day revenues are becoming and how we can expect two things; ours will be a game changer for us, and we are going to get fleeced.
Of nine English clubs in world's top 20 earners in the last two seasons, Arsenal were one of just three to show growth in all three revenue streams
TV money up due to improved performance but each of matchday and commercial revenues have grown by 50%-plus in only two seasons
TV money up due to improved performance but each of matchday and commercial revenues have grown by 50%-plus in only two seasons
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Just shows how important match day revenues are becoming and how we can expect two things; ours will be a game changer for us, and we are going to get fleeced.
Hey get on to Sky Sports quickly if you’re into mindless, boring padding to try to fill a time slot.
January 22, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Hey get on to Sky Sports quickly if you’re into mindless, boring padding to try to fill a time slot.
Oooo they’ll hate this. Liverpool players do it for the love of the shirt.
Following new figures released today via Deloitte's Football Money League report, a list of most recent Premier League wage bills:
• Liverpool above £400m for first time
• Villa less than £50m behind Manchester United
• Spurs outside top six for second year running
• Liverpool above £400m for first time
• Villa less than £50m behind Manchester United
• Spurs outside top six for second year running
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Oooo they’ll hate this. Liverpool players do it for the love of the shirt.
Reposted by Stu Johnson
It is at this point that I'm legally obliged to tell you the following most recently declared wage bills:
Manchester City (2024-25): £408million
Bodø/Glimt (2024): £19million
Manchester City (2024-25): £408million
Bodø/Glimt (2024): £19million
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
It is at this point that I'm legally obliged to tell you the following most recently declared wage bills:
Manchester City (2024-25): £408million
Bodø/Glimt (2024): £19million
Manchester City (2024-25): £408million
Bodø/Glimt (2024): £19million
Bodo could win this 115 nil.
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Bodo could win this 115 nil.
Only the aurora outside our gaff tonight. Don’t normally get that kind of thing round here, just people shagging in their cars down the lanes.
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Only the aurora outside our gaff tonight. Don’t normally get that kind of thing round here, just people shagging in their cars down the lanes.
Jimenez constantly gesturing to the Brighton fans like he’s having a running battle with them - not so much as a warning. Illy does a fucking seagull impression and gets a yellow.
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Jimenez constantly gesturing to the Brighton fans like he’s having a running battle with them - not so much as a warning. Illy does a fucking seagull impression and gets a yellow.
Bournemouth fans doing the ‘ooooh you’re shit ahhh’. Want both teams to lose and go down now.
January 19, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Bournemouth fans doing the ‘ooooh you’re shit ahhh’. Want both teams to lose and go down now.