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Musician, Masshole, middle-aged malcontent
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The fact that the bathrooms at my local endoscopy/colitis/Crohn's office are stocked with 1-ply TP that you can see thru seems like either an evil prank or incompetence. We pay enough for healthcare that you'd think we could at least get 2-ply.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The fact that the bathrooms at my local endoscopy/colitis/Crohn's office are stocked with 1-ply TP that you can see thru seems like either an evil prank or incompetence. We pay enough for healthcare that you'd think we could at least get 2-ply.
Um, has anyone considered that Johnson may trade a "yes" to extending the ACA credits for a suffocation of the Epstein files vote?
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Um, has anyone considered that Johnson may trade a "yes" to extending the ACA credits for a suffocation of the Epstein files vote?
Reason 1,000,000,036 why out president is a moron: stopping penny production. Because, sure...when I do math I just hardly ever need to use the number 1. Maybe tomorrow there will be an executive order that as of Jan 1st, odd numbers will be outlawed.. that will fix everything.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reason 1,000,000,036 why out president is a moron: stopping penny production. Because, sure...when I do math I just hardly ever need to use the number 1. Maybe tomorrow there will be an executive order that as of Jan 1st, odd numbers will be outlawed.. that will fix everything.
Well, looks like it was Murkowski's turn to vote against Trump while Susan "concerned" Collins got to go the other way. Maine and Alaska need to stop putting up with this shameful, disingenuous dog and pony show and vote these 2 fossils out of office.
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November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well, looks like it was Murkowski's turn to vote against Trump while Susan "concerned" Collins got to go the other way. Maine and Alaska need to stop putting up with this shameful, disingenuous dog and pony show and vote these 2 fossils out of office.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
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From MAD Magazine. Some versions cite '68. It's actually from 1969. But still relevant.
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
From MAD Magazine. Some versions cite '68. It's actually from 1969. But still relevant.
Just so we're clear...the demolition of the entire East Wing is NBD, but changing the Cracker Barrel logo is a bridge too far? Ok..sure...that checks out.
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just so we're clear...the demolition of the entire East Wing is NBD, but changing the Cracker Barrel logo is a bridge too far? Ok..sure...that checks out.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If Bondi had balls they would be squeaky clean by now from all the ball washing these senators are providing
October 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If Bondi had balls they would be squeaky clean by now from all the ball washing these senators are providing
No more money for fascists! If you don't uphold American ideals, you don't get my business.
September 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
No more money for fascists! If you don't uphold American ideals, you don't get my business.
On this day, it's important to remember those who died on 9/11. It's also important to remember that Howard Lutnick is a piece of garbage who pushed the Red Cross to support the families of CF victims so he could use funds they were already owed as a safety net for the company.
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
On this day, it's important to remember those who died on 9/11. It's also important to remember that Howard Lutnick is a piece of garbage who pushed the Red Cross to support the families of CF victims so he could use funds they were already owed as a safety net for the company.
Did everyone hear the news today? Trump is all over the Epstein files and definitely raped some kids.
September 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Did everyone hear the news today? Trump is all over the Epstein files and definitely raped some kids.
Internet "Free Speech": the doctrine that has birthed phases like "unalived", "school pew-pew", and "PDF-phile". We live in the worst timeline.
September 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Internet "Free Speech": the doctrine that has birthed phases like "unalived", "school pew-pew", and "PDF-phile". We live in the worst timeline.
The most important takeaway from the EO regarding flag burning is that Trump is a pedo and all over the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The most important takeaway from the EO regarding flag burning is that Trump is a pedo and all over the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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🧵Well well, weed has been legal in MA for a decade, but someone still has their boxers in a bunch about it - let's dig in and find out a bit more.
Caroline Cunningham and the crew behind this (SAM: Smart Approaches to Marijuana) are a bit hard to pin down 1/
🧵Well well, weed has been legal in MA for a decade, but someone still has their boxers in a bunch about it - let's dig in and find out a bit more.
Caroline Cunningham and the crew behind this (SAM: Smart Approaches to Marijuana) are a bit hard to pin down 1/
Proposed Massachusetts Ballot Measure Would End Recreational Cannabis Sales
Prohibitionists submit language that would transport Massachusetts back to the medical marijuana-only dark ages
talkingjointsmemo.com
August 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
talkingjointsmemo.com/proposed-mas...
🧵Well well, weed has been legal in MA for a decade, but someone still has their boxers in a bunch about it - let's dig in and find out a bit more.
Caroline Cunningham and the crew behind this (SAM: Smart Approaches to Marijuana) are a bit hard to pin down 1/
🧵Well well, weed has been legal in MA for a decade, but someone still has their boxers in a bunch about it - let's dig in and find out a bit more.
Caroline Cunningham and the crew behind this (SAM: Smart Approaches to Marijuana) are a bit hard to pin down 1/
Songs inspired by the news. Interpretation/parallels are for your interpretation.
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XTC - The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead
YouTube video by stereohysteria
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August 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Songs inspired by the news. Interpretation/parallels are for your interpretation.
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I am angry at the MAGA movement for being so effective in marketing hate to the exact demographic my dad represented. I am also angry at my dad for falling for it.
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He Made Me Who I Am and Then Forgot Who He Was
Daddy
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July 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I am angry at the MAGA movement for being so effective in marketing hate to the exact demographic my dad represented. I am also angry at my dad for falling for it.
jesspiper.substack.com/p/he-made-me...
jesspiper.substack.com/p/he-made-me...
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Sound on 🔊😂
July 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sound on 🔊😂
This 4th, I hope you recalled that Donnie is not pro-holidays. Enjoy it now-there will be so many IPhone screws to deal with in those new factories. Or, maybe he just doesn't like the holidays for black people and it was a dog whistle to all his racist supporters. I guess we'll never know.
July 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This 4th, I hope you recalled that Donnie is not pro-holidays. Enjoy it now-there will be so many IPhone screws to deal with in those new factories. Or, maybe he just doesn't like the holidays for black people and it was a dog whistle to all his racist supporters. I guess we'll never know.
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Sharing this to piss of the white house!
July 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sharing this to piss of the white house!
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Republicans in Congress have structured the most painful benefit cuts in their budget bill to kick in AFTER the 2026 midterms.
But the tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy? Those begin immediately.
Remember this.
But the tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy? Those begin immediately.
Remember this.
July 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Republicans in Congress have structured the most painful benefit cuts in their budget bill to kick in AFTER the 2026 midterms.
But the tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy? Those begin immediately.
Remember this.
But the tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy? Those begin immediately.
Remember this.
Inspiration struck. Steal, print, and use with wild abandon
July 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Inspiration struck. Steal, print, and use with wild abandon
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We can multitask folks. There are many targets, but there are more of us.
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June 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We can multitask folks. There are many targets, but there are more of us.
Well, we went from the "trying to subvert the rule of law" to the "uh oh, people are protesting and catching on to our grift" to the "better bomb some shit to distract from how bad everything is going" phases of this regime in record time.
June 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Well, we went from the "trying to subvert the rule of law" to the "uh oh, people are protesting and catching on to our grift" to the "better bomb some shit to distract from how bad everything is going" phases of this regime in record time.