Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱
@stumpplankchest.bsky.social
Musician, Masshole, middle-aged malcontent
Stack em to the heavens!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Stack em to the heavens!!!!
No, they read it. They know. It's the game they are playing.
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
No, they read it. They know. It's the game they are playing.
I would pay real money to punch this fucker in his smirking maw
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I would pay real money to punch this fucker in his smirking maw
He really knows how to stroke those eyes invisible dicks...just like Bubba coached him to do
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
He really knows how to stroke those eyes invisible dicks...just like Bubba coached him to do
Biden Biden Biden.... nothing is ever their responsibility.
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Biden Biden Biden.... nothing is ever their responsibility.
He works in a kitchen thats like, 6x6. We watch him bc he's freaking hilarious, not bc we're hardcore bakers. 😄
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
He works in a kitchen thats like, 6x6. We watch him bc he's freaking hilarious, not bc we're hardcore bakers. 😄
youtube.com/shorts/LN5Gr... recommended for vintage baking shenanigans
Ginger Snaps (1964)
YouTube video by B. Dylan Hollis
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
youtube.com/shorts/LN5Gr... recommended for vintage baking shenanigans
I would say Randy is a bag of shit. But that would be insulting to both bags and shit. He's more like the stagnant runoff from a pig farm during a rainstorm.
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I would say Randy is a bag of shit. But that would be insulting to both bags and shit. He's more like the stagnant runoff from a pig farm during a rainstorm.
Pretty sure he misspelled fascist several times
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Pretty sure he misspelled fascist several times
So, by this logic, that would mean there is such thing as breaking a law by a less serious proportion?
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So, by this logic, that would mean there is such thing as breaking a law by a less serious proportion?
With all due respect Sean...lick my nutsack.
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
With all due respect Sean...lick my nutsack.
Can't wait to see what happens when we put Mamdani in front of him tomorrow. He seems real stable.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can't wait to see what happens when we put Mamdani in front of him tomorrow. He seems real stable.
I hate this timeline
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I hate this timeline
Both these chains can eat a bag of dicks
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Both these chains can eat a bag of dicks
Kevin doesn't have an office, does he? He just lives behind those bushes and eats out of the White House commissary dumpster.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Kevin doesn't have an office, does he? He just lives behind those bushes and eats out of the White House commissary dumpster.
Well, in their defense they had to all learn how to read first. Gotta walk before you can run.
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Well, in their defense they had to all learn how to read first. Gotta walk before you can run.
Wouldn't all those cows get tangled in Gov Abbot's razor wire?
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Wouldn't all those cows get tangled in Gov Abbot's razor wire?
This only worked in his youth... y'know, when The Ton kept tabs on who was seen at Promenade.
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This only worked in his youth... y'know, when The Ton kept tabs on who was seen at Promenade.
They were looking for his soul but unfortunately you can't see inside of a black hole
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
They were looking for his soul but unfortunately you can't see inside of a black hole
Trump is a lame duck and PR and political poison. MTG might be the first to admit it by jumping ship, but she won't be the last. None should ever be allowed anywhere near politics again
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Trump is a lame duck and PR and political poison. MTG might be the first to admit it by jumping ship, but she won't be the last. None should ever be allowed anywhere near politics again
I cannot wait until Bondi is disbarred
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I cannot wait until Bondi is disbarred
Department of War Code of Conduct: Lesson 1: always be sure to announce your plan to attack on social media. You wouldn't want to surprise your enemy.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Department of War Code of Conduct: Lesson 1: always be sure to announce your plan to attack on social media. You wouldn't want to surprise your enemy.
Is it still an "exclusive" if he's in their studio every 2 weeks farting words from his mouth hole?
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Is it still an "exclusive" if he's in their studio every 2 weeks farting words from his mouth hole?
Expect more of this nonsense as more shit drops about Epstein. The walls are closing in for them.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Expect more of this nonsense as more shit drops about Epstein. The walls are closing in for them.