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Jack Daniels Mizutani
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Artist, writer, last of a dying breed of internet trolls. Check out patreon.com/suicidesauce , donate through ko-fi.com/suicidesauce , or attempt to find me on tiktok.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · Nov 9
Hi my name is Jack Daniels "Jaydee" Mizutani and I've always been like this, you're welcome

Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
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boo-boo bear is sleeping, looking slightly melted. From off screen, someone whispered oh my sweet baby bear! Boo-boo opens one eye which is 3/4 of the way covered by her pink second eyelid.
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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deegoo.bsky.social deeg 🤍 @deegoo.bsky.social · Oct 3
Pyaari is so decent 🥺
Two drawings and two small photos of the cat, Pyaari. The drawing on the left is wearing a blue dupatta. The drawing on the right is in a gold sari with a dupatta on the head.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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She just looks like that.
The top image is a drawing of a pitbull mix dog with her eyes pointing in slightly different directions, with an expression that says there is not even one brain Cell inside her little noggin. Someone says, “hi boo-boo Bear!!“ The dog has melted downwards her ears flat against her scalp and her eyes becoming huge and tragic, but her tail is wagging wildly.
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I’m going to keep posting random, no context pieces of old art until I pass out from exhaustion
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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@sueinnit.bsky.social referring to coke as “the mixer” is unhinged and I love it
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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The Crunchwrap ™ of Notre Dame
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I have drawn so many things but never have I felt more awkward and embarrassed than while I was drawing Gangle's crotch #tadc #tadczooble #tadcgangle
Gangle and Zooble from the amazing digital circus are talking in an intimate setting. Gangle is a white "tragedy" mask with a body made of ribbon, and Zooble is a sort of collection of plastic interchangeable pieces, stuck together onto a main body and a triangle-shaped head. Tonight, Zooble's antannae are shaped like a buttplug and a clit pump, and their right arm ends in a screw. Zooble looks earnestly at Gangle as they ask, "You're sure? It's okay to change your mind." Gangle smiles shyly. Her mask comes with tears hanging from the eyes, but there is a comedy mask as well, which the two of them are saving for the right moment since it's fragile and tends to break easily. "Y-yeah," Gangle says. "I like you, and... I feel safe with you. I feel..." As Gangle finishes her sentence with "Good," Zooble leans in to kiss her. But since Gangle's body is only made of a loose spiral of ribbon, and Zooble's triangle head does not actually have a mouth on it, the mismatched couple fumble for a moment before realizing that they cannot actually have the kind of intimate encounter that they hoped for. Hard cut to the funniest line in episode six, with Zooble angrily saying "I want the ability to have sex." Jax looks delightedly scandalized in the corner.
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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#theamazingdigitalcircus #tadc #tadcjax #tadcpomni #funnybunny
a six panel comic. two characters from The Amazing Digital Circus sit side by side, stargazing. Jax, on the left, is a lavender-colored bunny. Pomni, on the right, is a blue jester. "Jax?" Pomni asks. Jax is still looking up. "Yeah?" "what was your name?" Pomni asks. "Before all this, I mean." "Before this, huh?" Jax's expression turns wistful, a little sad. "My name is... My name was Jack." "Oh wow, that's really close to what it is now!" Pomni is surprised. She adds, "Caine just assigned mine randomly... I was almost XDDCC." Jax's smile widens a little, and he gestures as he says, "Yeah, Jack Soff. I was just an ordinary guy then..." Pomni seems to have a sudden realization, muttering, "wait..." "I worked in a candy factory, if you believe it," Jax says, wearing a shit-eating grin. "I don't," Pomni grumbles. "Head of the fudge packing department," Jax clarifies, which makes Pomni stifle a laugh. Pomni stands up, playfully hitting Jax, who puts his hands up to defend himself. "Jax!" Pomni cries. Jax says, "That's Mister Soff to you--" but Pomni cuts him off with, "Shut up!" then laughs. "Don't make me call my union rep," Jax warns. the rest of their banter and laughter fades away as the comic ends.
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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FLASH WARNING #theamazingdigitalcircus #tadc ##jax
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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FLASH WARNING #theamazingdigitalcircus #tadc
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Re: last post I have met a lot of mean vegans, or megans as I call them
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Continuing the yearly tradition of editing my Thanksgiving photos before I send them to my grandmother so she doesn’t comment on what my house looks like
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I wonder if there’s a Schindler‘s List blooper reel out there somewhere
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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It's Redondo Beach, CA, by the way, I was too much of a dumbass to remember to write down the town name
suicidesauce.bsky.social Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 21d
A movie that takes place where you’re [I'm] from:

I feel a little bit bad taking this meme from @razzek.bsky.social, who lamented that Breckenridge was as close to Leadville that they'd get, because my hometown is fairly famous
Film Parts of Point Break such as the gas station fire/explosion scene took place at the intersection of Beryl and Catalina, and the foot chase past the Dive N' Surf shop. The destination of the road-tripping family in Little Miss Sunshine, although Ventura, California, stood in for Redondo at the end. Men at Work, which went by the pseudonym Las Playas Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End was filmed off the coast and the Black Pearl, a cursed sea vessel, was moored in the harbor for several weeks in 2006. John Travolta's character Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction lives in Redondo. The end of the eponymous race in The Cannonball Run The beach scene in Big Momma's House 2 The fictional Bird of Paradise Motel in The Two Jakes. Parts of Tequila Sunrise were on the Esplanade, and Kurt Russell's character wears an RUHS (Redondo Union High School) class ring. The Hot Chick (2002), starring Rob Schneider, used the Redondo Union High School football stadium during the scene in which Schneider is pushed down the stadium's bleachers by co-star Anna Faris.[121] The beach scene in 1408 is at both Redondo and Hermosa Pier. The opening scene of Heat, in which Robert De Niro descends an escalator, was at the Redondo Beach C Line station. Five short scenes at Space Park for Countdown (1967 film) (under its working title of Moonshot) with Robert Duvall, James Caan, and Joanna Moore.[122][123] Television The O.C. used the beach and pier as a key filming location.[115] As of 2009 Dexter filmed scenes at the pier. 24 used the AES power plant in filming many scenes. CSI: Miami 90210 was filmed in the Riviera Village neighborhood.[116] Three seasons of the series Riptide were filmed in King Harbor. Even Stevens filmed mall episodes at the South Bay Galleria and used Aviation High School's track field for its outside gym scenes. California Dreams On the Space Park campus: The Boy Meets Girl episode of My Living Doll with Julie Newmar and Robert Cummings[117] The Cold Hands, Warm Heart episode of The Outer Limits with William Shatner, Lloyd Gough, and Geraldine Brooks[118] The first-season episode of Star Trek: The Original Series titled "Operation -- Annihilate!"[119] A few appearances of TruTV's show Speeders Extreme Makeover: Home Edition rebuilt a house for the Ripatti-Pearce family when they lived on Pinckard Avenue. American Dad references the fact that the Goodyear Blimp is Redondo's official Bird in "Family Time" (S16E19)[20][120]
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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A movie that takes place where you’re [I'm] from:

I feel a little bit bad taking this meme from @razzek.bsky.social, who lamented that Breckenridge was as close to Leadville that they'd get, because my hometown is fairly famous
Film Parts of Point Break such as the gas station fire/explosion scene took place at the intersection of Beryl and Catalina, and the foot chase past the Dive N' Surf shop. The destination of the road-tripping family in Little Miss Sunshine, although Ventura, California, stood in for Redondo at the end. Men at Work, which went by the pseudonym Las Playas Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End was filmed off the coast and the Black Pearl, a cursed sea vessel, was moored in the harbor for several weeks in 2006. John Travolta's character Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction lives in Redondo. The end of the eponymous race in The Cannonball Run The beach scene in Big Momma's House 2 The fictional Bird of Paradise Motel in The Two Jakes. Parts of Tequila Sunrise were on the Esplanade, and Kurt Russell's character wears an RUHS (Redondo Union High School) class ring. The Hot Chick (2002), starring Rob Schneider, used the Redondo Union High School football stadium during the scene in which Schneider is pushed down the stadium's bleachers by co-star Anna Faris.[121] The beach scene in 1408 is at both Redondo and Hermosa Pier. The opening scene of Heat, in which Robert De Niro descends an escalator, was at the Redondo Beach C Line station. Five short scenes at Space Park for Countdown (1967 film) (under its working title of Moonshot) with Robert Duvall, James Caan, and Joanna Moore.[122][123] Television The O.C. used the beach and pier as a key filming location.[115] As of 2009 Dexter filmed scenes at the pier. 24 used the AES power plant in filming many scenes. CSI: Miami 90210 was filmed in the Riviera Village neighborhood.[116] Three seasons of the series Riptide were filmed in King Harbor. Even Stevens filmed mall episodes at the South Bay Galleria and used Aviation High School's track field for its outside gym scenes. California Dreams On the Space Park campus: The Boy Meets Girl episode of My Living Doll with Julie Newmar and Robert Cummings[117] The Cold Hands, Warm Heart episode of The Outer Limits with William Shatner, Lloyd Gough, and Geraldine Brooks[118] The first-season episode of Star Trek: The Original Series titled "Operation -- Annihilate!"[119] A few appearances of TruTV's show Speeders Extreme Makeover: Home Edition rebuilt a house for the Ripatti-Pearce family when they lived on Pinckard Avenue. American Dad references the fact that the Goodyear Blimp is Redondo's official Bird in "Family Time" (S16E19)[20][120]
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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We all wear different masks... *gazes into the distance* one of mine is primarily used to keep me from being institutionalized
On the left, a drawing of the artist with braided pigtails and chipped or missing teeth, wearing a shirt with a smiling emoji giving a thumbs up. The artist has an expression of forced cheerfulness. The text reads, "oh yes doctor, I feel mentally great, please don't send me to grippy socks jail." an as an aside, "yes my teeth really look like this." On the right, a much meaner looking but less exhausted portrait of the artist wearing a pair of 70's mobster sunglasses and sneering, "I wish I could go back in time and take your dad's balls with a sniper rifle."
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Streng 😔
itsstormy.bsky.social Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 23d
First word you see is how you will close out 2025 🌝💫
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM