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Jack Daniels Mizutani

@suicidesauce.bsky.social

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Artist, writer, last of a dying breed of internet trolls. Check out patreon.com/suicidesauce or attempt to find me on tiktok.

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 12d

Hi my name is Jack Daniels "Jaydee" Mizutani and I've always been like this, you're welcome

Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want

Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 16m

Random movie lines embedded in my brain: Hogarth Hughes in Iron Giant going “Nooo? …. Thinnnnng,,,, un USUal…”

Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 2h

I looked at the notice again and apparently it’s dated September 24? But it says that I was approved on August 26, and that I’m fine until January when I just have to turn in recertification paperwork. I don’t understand what’s going on

Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 3h

Food stamps: TURN IN WORK EXEMPTION PAPERWORK OR WE WILL KILL YOU
Me: ugh… I have to deal with that later…
Food stamps: NOTICE OF ACTION. Benefits approved ☺️
Me: … thanks…?

Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 3h

Food stamps: TURN IN WORK EXEMPTION PAPERWORK OR WE WILL KILL YOU
Me: ugh… I have to deal with that later…
Food stamps: NOTICE OF ACTION. Benefits approved ☺️
Me: … thanks…?

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 3h

This isn’t quite finished as it still needs some text but here are some Ivalician trick-or-treaters #finalfantasytactics #theivalicechronicles

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

Oh. My family and I are going to die lol

dani 🐻 @bloodgauge.bsky.social · 21h

afaik it isn't confirmed that SNAP is getting cut in november but there has been news of the potential due to the gov. shutdown. if u or loved ones rely on snap, i implore you to take advantage of programs like this!! local food pantries & soup kitchens too!!

Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 22h

The government said they aren’t releasing SNAP benefits in November — but ALDI is helping families out. Their Thanksgiving meal bundle feeds 10 people for just $40! 🦃 Available now through Christmas Eve, it includes 21 items (like a 14-lb turkey + sides). Share this with everyone!

Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

They were pretty much just roughhousing and messing around. Even the villain kind of seemed like she did really enjoy spending time with Batman but being a villain was just more important to her in the long run)

The dream was so long I thought I slept for like 10 hours but it was only 90 mins

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

I haven’t had a really good dream in a long time and I wish trans Batman was real.

(Btw all of the villain henchmen were also trans people of various genders but it didn’t seem like they knew that they were working for a villain for that their goal was to defeat Batman…

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

Directed at Batman to help her truly embrace who she was and find strength in loving herself. It was incredibly beautiful and amazing. It was a pretty well put together movie for being in a dream.

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

Robin started doing a gymnastics/dance routine in circles around the group of henchmen to confuse them into covering themselves in chocolate. The dance was really cool while also being graceful and the music accompanying it was a song about being and loving yourself,

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

Right after the villain was introduced, Batman was struggling with the fact that someone had been really gross to her while she was in disguise as Bruce Wayne, so Robin went out to distract the villain and her henchmen to give Batman space to recover.

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

That had taken advantage of her vulnerability when she had first come out to get close to her and defeat her). The toxic exes evil gimmick was chocolate and she was trapping people in molten chocolate so it would harden and keep them there I guess. It made more sense in the dream.

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

Sebastian was so moved that he started crying. The second half of the movie introduced the villain who also happened to be a trans woman (her villany did not have anything to do with her being trans but she was basically a toxic ex of Batman’s…

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

It was scary for her as well as joyous because it was so different than what she was used to. When Seb and I realized that Batman was a trans woman we literally cheered and clapped our hands and stomped our feet.

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

Batman had gotten sick or injured and the only way to save them was a labioplasty. (it was a dream don’t @ me.) a big part of the first half of the movie was explaining how Batman was coming to terms with her new body and realizing that this was who she’d been all along…

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

Then Batman took their mask off and it was revealed that they had grown their hair longer and their facial features were a lot softer. We were like, oh, Batman is a woman in this one, how cool, it turned out that a few years before the movie happened…

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 8h

I had a dream that Sebastian and I went to see a new animated Batman movie. The style of animation was sort of a mix between Lego Batman and K-pop demon hunters if that makes sense. We watched the whole dramatic opening and were enjoying it. Robin was a girl which was cool

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 9h

They’re kind of like a lost art, this sort of furniture that you can’t make cheaply because of the shape of the different pieces and the unique stresses that you have to put on them to keep the whole thing from collapsing. I was looking for a rocking chair for dad a couple of years ago

Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 1d

If you don't remember "If you [x] the terrorists win" then you CANNOT understand. Two weeks afterward, the "Science for Kool Kids!" comic in the Sunday paper had a strip explaining how the jet fuel melted the steel beams. EVERYONE WENT INSANE.

Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 1d

Me, gesticulating wildly while driving: You cannot possibly imagine what it was like unless you were there. It was insane, everybody was insane. They started singing "God Bless America" on television spontaneously. The threat color chart was REAL! It sounds like a joke now BUT IT WAS A REAL THING!

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 1d

Scrompf kmropf kromp

Two digestive type biscuit cookies, one broken in half. The cookies are scalloped at the edges and stamped in the middle with a circle, crown, and upside down bat. It also bears Ivalician text that says “delicious.”

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 1d

Like Freakazoid?

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zabkazee 🔜 MAGFest @zabkazee.bsky.social · 1d

Inventory Management 🛄 #art #finalfantasy #fft

Comic feat. characters from Final Fantasy: Tactics by Square-Enix.
[Ramza Beoulve, Summoner, & Knight]

[PANEL 1]
A summoner stands in the background minding his own business.

"One Moment!" Ramza shuffles through his bag, "I know I have an extra shield in here... Somewhere..."

A lady knight stands to the side of him, patiently waiting as items haphazardly scatter the ground.

[PANEL 2]
"Oh joy, another knife..." Ramza declares holding the blade in hand.

Holding up an ether, "I don't even know how to use this..."

"Crusty boots that should be tossed..." Ramza is at his wits end.

[PANEL 3]
"OH!!!" Ramza excitedly chirps, "WHAT'S THIS!?"

The lady knight appears hesitant over his excitement.

[PANEL 4]
(GOBLIN CARCASS x1)

"Ah--I, uh, completely forgot about this..." Ramza holds up a poached goblin by the scruff of its shirt. It is best not to ask how long it had been rotting in his bag.

[PANEL 5]
"Ramza... No disrespect, ser." the lady knight is trying to keep her composure at what she sees, "That is DISGUSTING."

"Hey, uh..." the summoner that has stayed quiet up until now, finally speaks up, "You gonna eat that?"

[PANEL 6]
Silence hangs in the air as the two stare at the Summoner. Ramza clearly concerned our his comrade's eating habits, while the knight is revaluating her whole opinion of continuing her adventure with this wacky bunch.

The summoner stands unbothered in his own little world.

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 1d

Me: oh, a new @weratedogs.com ! Perfect thing to start my morning.

Guy rating dogs: and this dog makes the list because he was shot to death and it was really sad and everyone cried. Bye!

Me:

Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I had the equipment and knowledge to analyze my own urine whenever I felt like it. I just wanna know what’s going on in there sometimes. Like pulling out hair and closely examining the root

Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 2d

No speech to text that is not what I said

A screenshot that reads “I have not eaten since 1998”