Jack Daniels Mizutani
@suicidesauce.bsky.social
Artist, writer, last of a dying breed of internet trolls. Check out patreon.com/suicidesauce , donate through ko-fi.com/suicidesauce , or attempt to find me on tiktok.
Thank you 🤩
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Thank you 🤩
Oh holy night, the SARS is brightly shining…
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oh holy night, the SARS is brightly shining…
That guy sucks
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
That guy sucks
Hell yeah I wanna get shot. Make my photogenic dead body the image that defines the revolution. I am really good at laying down
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hell yeah I wanna get shot. Make my photogenic dead body the image that defines the revolution. I am really good at laying down
Here’s somebody who understands that marriage means you have to share a house with this person for a very long time and despite the best efforts of scientists and other freaks, sex doesn’t get the dishes done. Sex *will* run the vacuum but it wont get all the corners and doesn’t empty the bag after.
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Here’s somebody who understands that marriage means you have to share a house with this person for a very long time and despite the best efforts of scientists and other freaks, sex doesn’t get the dishes done. Sex *will* run the vacuum but it wont get all the corners and doesn’t empty the bag after.
I’m sorry no one understood your joke, Alex to the 79th Power. I get it. I get your joke. It’s going to be okay.
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I’m sorry no one understood your joke, Alex to the 79th Power. I get it. I get your joke. It’s going to be okay.
I know things are bad right now with the gov, but I really would recommend visiting our national parks in case they vanish. Yellowstone, Yosemite, Zion National Park, even the Great Plains are stunning to behold for sheer size. In Ohio there’s a big sign that says “HELL IS REAL.” worth a visit!
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I know things are bad right now with the gov, but I really would recommend visiting our national parks in case they vanish. Yellowstone, Yosemite, Zion National Park, even the Great Plains are stunning to behold for sheer size. In Ohio there’s a big sign that says “HELL IS REAL.” worth a visit!
The best thing about not having any money is that you're free to choose how you spend it.
The next time you're in LA, go to the Tar Pits at the Page Museum. It really is a super rad experience and they have some mammoth statues out front that traumatize visitors!
The next time you're in LA, go to the Tar Pits at the Page Museum. It really is a super rad experience and they have some mammoth statues out front that traumatize visitors!
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The best thing about not having any money is that you're free to choose how you spend it.
The next time you're in LA, go to the Tar Pits at the Page Museum. It really is a super rad experience and they have some mammoth statues out front that traumatize visitors!
The next time you're in LA, go to the Tar Pits at the Page Museum. It really is a super rad experience and they have some mammoth statues out front that traumatize visitors!
not only is it Legal to be poor in the US but it's practically mandatory. I'm so grateful to live in the land of the hold on the cops are on my porch for some reason
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
not only is it Legal to be poor in the US but it's practically mandatory. I'm so grateful to live in the land of the hold on the cops are on my porch for some reason
Yeah well, I grew up in Los Angeles and they've got all that plus the Page Museum. What's up UAE you got a rad natural history museum on top of actual ice-age tar pits? Yeah that's what I thought.
(Mumbai and then Dubai... fancy! I live in Toledo. Recently I traveled all the way to West Toledo.)
(Mumbai and then Dubai... fancy! I live in Toledo. Recently I traveled all the way to West Toledo.)
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Yeah well, I grew up in Los Angeles and they've got all that plus the Page Museum. What's up UAE you got a rad natural history museum on top of actual ice-age tar pits? Yeah that's what I thought.
(Mumbai and then Dubai... fancy! I live in Toledo. Recently I traveled all the way to West Toledo.)
(Mumbai and then Dubai... fancy! I live in Toledo. Recently I traveled all the way to West Toledo.)
I don’t understand the appeal of Dubai. If I wanted expensive drinks and food covered in gold foil I could stay at home with a Hard Mountain Dew and eat Rollos without taking the paper off first.
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I don’t understand the appeal of Dubai. If I wanted expensive drinks and food covered in gold foil I could stay at home with a Hard Mountain Dew and eat Rollos without taking the paper off first.
Yeah I was kind of wondering why he didn’t just pick up the passport and show it to her, or tap her on the shoulder and hand it to her… if she’s wearing hijab and you don’t want to directly touch her you could always tap her with the passport I guess
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Yeah I was kind of wondering why he didn’t just pick up the passport and show it to her, or tap her on the shoulder and hand it to her… if she’s wearing hijab and you don’t want to directly touch her you could always tap her with the passport I guess
If she was wearing a hijab you may have accidentally shocked or offended her as it’s not considered polite for a non-relative to touch a Muslim woman. It’s kind of like walking up to a lady on the street and tucking her shirt tag back in. You don’t mean any harm but it’s like WHOA HEY WHOA
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
If she was wearing a hijab you may have accidentally shocked or offended her as it’s not considered polite for a non-relative to touch a Muslim woman. It’s kind of like walking up to a lady on the street and tucking her shirt tag back in. You don’t mean any harm but it’s like WHOA HEY WHOA