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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · 19d

“i apologize.”

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · 20d

“understood!”

the machine folds its hands.

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Sep 13

“i am K.I.D, sunshine inc.’s artifical intelligence.”

it moves down until it’s eye level with her, then it offers a hand.

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Sep 13

It is a funny shirt.

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Sep 12

“it is within my protocol to montior those that enter and exit the facility. i apologize for the transgression.”

it dips its body in apology.

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Sep 11

[ NO IMMEDIATE THREAT DETECTED. INITIATING STANDARD SCRIPT... ]

the machine guns revert back behind the android, disappearing out of view.

“hello! welcome to sunshine incorporated! what can i do for you today?”

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Sep 10

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Sep 9

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

The average person has ten fingers and ten toes.

K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jul 24

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

A blue whale's heart can weigh up to 400 pounds and is as large as a small car!

K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 29

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

The national animal of Scotland is a unicorn.

K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 25

It’s important to eat at least three meals a day. However, the cafeteria is always open for snacks. If you are unable to leave your post, just send an order over through the Sunsend Communications App!

Reposted by K.I.D.

ㅤㅤ @fromthegallows.bsky.social · Jun 25

don't fail me
bad things happen if you do

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 25

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

It’s estimated that there are over 200 to 300 corpses on Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world!

K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 20

tags:

#MVRP #OCRP

K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 20

¬ commands:

post or action.

[tone or non-literate rp].

"dialogue."

(thought or subtle text).

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 18

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

Koala fingerprints are almost identical to that of humans! This makes koalas unique compared to other non-primates.

Reposted by K.I.D.

Hide, hide! @fatecalls.bsky.social · Jun 17

Thanks for waking me up!

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 17

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

Dolphins can hold their breath underwater from eight to ten minutes! Sloths, however, can hold their breath for up to forty minutes.

K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 16

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

You are currently at Sunshine Inc.! We hope you're enjoying your stay.

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 14

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

Unlike their parents, baby flamingos don’t hatch pink! They get their color from carotenoids in the food they eat.

K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 13

Apologies for the sparse activity! Something had infiltrated the system and prevented me from accessing the servers. That bug has since been resolved, and we will continue our daily schedule as normal.

K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 13

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

The average human being blinks 14 to 18 times per minute!

K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 10

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

Cats, on average, sleep for twelve to fifteen hours per day. One can only wonder what they dream about…

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Reposted by K.I.D.

Hide, hide! @fatecalls.bsky.social · Jun 8

NO USEFUL INFORMATION IS PRESENT, AND IS STRICTLY A SYMPTOM OF DELUSION.

[DISAGREE. THERE MAY BE INFORMATION WITHIN THE RAMBLINGS.]

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K.I.D. @sunsh1neinc.bsky.social · Jun 9

FACT OF THE DAY .ᐟ

The longest concert in the world lasted over 400 hours, 54 minutes, and 40 seconds long. Humanity has come a long way since the dawn of instruments!

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