Dystopigumby
@superba.bsky.social
I got the butter newsletter with my eggs instead of the egg newsletter
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I got the butter newsletter with my eggs instead of the egg newsletter
*Troy Aikman after his 8th drink on air*
Dolphin schultz
Dolphin schultz
January 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
*Troy Aikman after his 8th drink on air*
Dolphin schultz
Dolphin schultz
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I love watching SF sports lose. True hater behavior.
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I love watching SF sports lose. True hater behavior.
Voting Rapaport every week of traitors just because he's a bad person
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Voting Rapaport every week of traitors just because he's a bad person
Has anything cool happened? I was unclogging the sink
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Has anything cool happened? I was unclogging the sink
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I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.
January 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.
ITS TIME FOR EVERYONES FAVORITE PROCRASTINATOR
*crowd groans*
*crowd groans*
January 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
ITS TIME FOR EVERYONES FAVORITE PROCRASTINATOR
*crowd groans*
*crowd groans*
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Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would
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@governor.ca.gov fuck off, collaborator
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
@governor.ca.gov fuck off, collaborator
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Big news at Seattle's Social Housing Developer: Roberto Jimenez has been fired by the board and Tiffani McCoy has been appointed interim.
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Big news at Seattle's Social Housing Developer: Roberto Jimenez has been fired by the board and Tiffani McCoy has been appointed interim.
Tire fire org
January 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Tire fire org
Has anyone done manny machudo yet
In a sign of solidarity, Machado has gifted Trump his 2013 Gold Glove
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Has anyone done manny machudo yet
Dave filoni has a similar, but distinctly different, hat fetish as Kevin feige
Star Wars Shake-Up: Kathleen Kennedy Steps Down as George Lucas Protégé Dave Filoni, Exec Lynwen Brennan Take Over Lucasfilm www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Dave filoni has a similar, but distinctly different, hat fetish as Kevin feige
And this time...they're voting republican
Zombies Return In Resident Evil Requiem, But Now They're More Terrifying Than Ever.
Zombies Return In Resident Evil Requiem, But Now They're More Terrifying Than Ever
Ink Ribbons are also back
www.nintendolife.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
And this time...they're voting republican
Forgot about assman
January 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Forgot about assman
You got your reclamation season, now you're gonna tempt fate to go out the WBC like rodgers did the playoffs
Looks like starting the podcast, The Only Lefty I Wanna Hear From Is Me, will have to wait
January 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
You got your reclamation season, now you're gonna tempt fate to go out the WBC like rodgers did the playoffs
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
-
Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
-
Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
Ok cool the garbage disposal drain clogged after the garbage disposal?
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Ok cool the garbage disposal drain clogged after the garbage disposal?
There are plenty of days and plenty of soups, coward ass corpo
NEW: Kristi Noem is facing by far the most credible impeachment effort of Trump's 2nd term. Some House Dems are fuming.
"Noem is just soup du jour," one told @axios.com. "It's all performative bullsh*t."
Centrists say they want to focus on affordability. www.axios.com/2026/01/14/k...
"Noem is just soup du jour," one told @axios.com. "It's all performative bullsh*t."
Centrists say they want to focus on affordability. www.axios.com/2026/01/14/k...
"Performative bullsh*t": Some Democrats fume as Kristi Noem impeachment gains steam
"There's a frustration with all these impeachments," said one House Democrat. "Noem is just soup du jour."
www.axios.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
There are plenty of days and plenty of soups, coward ass corpo
People keep talking about a kitchen for some reason
January 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
People keep talking about a kitchen for some reason