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We replanted this guy in a bigger pot and it looks so happy
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Shrek: forever war
January 19, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I got the butter newsletter with my eggs instead of the egg newsletter
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
*Troy Aikman after his 8th drink on air*
Dolphin schultz
January 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I love watching SF sports lose. True hater behavior.
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Voting Rapaport every week of traitors just because he's a bad person
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Has anything cool happened? I was unclogging the sink
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.
January 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
ITS TIME FOR EVERYONES FAVORITE PROCRASTINATOR

*crowd groans*
January 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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TGIWF
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
@governor.ca.gov fuck off, collaborator
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Big news at Seattle's Social Housing Developer: Roberto Jimenez has been fired by the board and Tiffani McCoy has been appointed interim.
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Tire fire org
Mets elected a new Pope
January 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Has anyone done manny machudo yet
In a sign of solidarity, Machado has gifted Trump his 2013 Gold Glove
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Dave filoni has a similar, but distinctly different, hat fetish as Kevin feige
Star Wars Shake-Up: Kathleen Kennedy Steps Down as George Lucas Protégé Dave Filoni, Exec Lynwen Brennan Take Over Lucasfilm www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
And this time...they're voting republican
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
You got your reclamation season, now you're gonna tempt fate to go out the WBC like rodgers did the playoffs
Looks like starting the podcast, The Only Lefty I Wanna Hear From Is Me, will have to wait
January 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sigh
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Ok cool the garbage disposal drain clogged after the garbage disposal?
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM