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I got the butter newsletter with my eggs instead of the egg newsletter
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
*Troy Aikman after his 8th drink on air*
Dolphin schultz
January 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I love watching SF sports lose. True hater behavior.
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Voting Rapaport every week of traitors just because he's a bad person
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Has anything cool happened? I was unclogging the sink
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.
January 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
ITS TIME FOR EVERYONES FAVORITE PROCRASTINATOR

*crowd groans*
January 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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TGIWF
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
@governor.ca.gov fuck off, collaborator
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Big news at Seattle's Social Housing Developer: Roberto Jimenez has been fired by the board and Tiffani McCoy has been appointed interim.
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Tire fire org
Mets elected a new Pope
January 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Has anyone done manny machudo yet
In a sign of solidarity, Machado has gifted Trump his 2013 Gold Glove
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Dave filoni has a similar, but distinctly different, hat fetish as Kevin feige
Star Wars Shake-Up: Kathleen Kennedy Steps Down as George Lucas Protégé Dave Filoni, Exec Lynwen Brennan Take Over Lucasfilm www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
And this time...they're voting republican
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
You got your reclamation season, now you're gonna tempt fate to go out the WBC like rodgers did the playoffs
Looks like starting the podcast, The Only Lefty I Wanna Hear From Is Me, will have to wait
January 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sigh
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Ok cool the garbage disposal drain clogged after the garbage disposal?
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
There are plenty of days and plenty of soups, coward ass corpo
NEW: Kristi Noem is facing by far the most credible impeachment effort of Trump's 2nd term. Some House Dems are fuming.

"Noem is just soup du jour," one told @axios.com. "It's all performative bullsh*t."

Centrists say they want to focus on affordability. www.axios.com/2026/01/14/k...
"Performative bullsh*t": Some Democrats fume as Kristi Noem impeachment gains steam
"There's a frustration with all these impeachments," said one House Democrat. "Noem is just soup du jour."
www.axios.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
People keep talking about a kitchen for some reason
January 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM