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@superdave2687.bsky.social
How am I, and am I how?
I speak English good one day.
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10 Signs Your Boyfriend is Cheating on You?
Alright, you got it!
1. He never wants to do it anymore. All he wants to do is cuddle. Who doesn’t like a nice cuddle?
2. He’s wearing sexier underwear recently. Gold lamé thong? Girl, you got other questions to ask him about!
Give me (redacted) or give me death!
- Patrick Henry
February 18, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Blaming someone for crimes because of their sexual identity is akin to blaming birds for flying or fish for swimming.
February 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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This is Ranger. He was at a grooming appointment when it suddenly became a yoga session as well. Fortunately, he is an excellent multitasker. 13/10 (IG: thegoldenboyranger)
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Well worth a listen from Canadian PM Mark Carney at Davos summit.
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 AM
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Starbucks of Japan.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Unserious people are in charge of very serious matters. They need to go.
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Cut - ¥7700
Perm - ¥7700
Treat - ¥7700

...and if you need any light concrete work done, my partially retired Dad's available.
Repairs, Filling and light Masonry.
Leave your name on the board.
Wakakusa & Sons (Kyoto)
- since 1989
(Not available on weekends
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Toilets in Japan are sooo cool!
To the uninitiated, they have fantastic cleaning functions, but also light up, have seat warmers and automatic lids. Many will dry your butt and greet you when you enter the room.
Imagine my surprise then, when it didn’t schedule my day or make me a grilled cheese.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Japan in the Fall
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bertuzzi jersey in Edmonton?
That’s a sign of the apocalypse, no?
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
All I can say is, he’s no Jack.
September 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Live from Langley, it Vancouver Giants hock…
…uh, I mean Oilers Kings hockey?
Can’t be in Langley for tonight’s home opener, so thought I’d take in the local action.
September 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
😞
September 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sitting at Juke Chicken in Chinatown beside a partially sober gentleman (at noon) who’s determined to talk to me about Vancouver Canadians baseball.
September 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“So my people have me on this diet… I’m losing weight, but christ it’s hard!”
September 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Hey, patriots?
Guess what? You can love it…
and leave it, too.
It can’t follow you around like some jealous mistress, dummy!
August 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Goodnight Moon…
Goodnight Fork…
Goodnight American Eagle, dork!

Goodnight Tabby…
Goodnight Beagle…
Goodnight forever…
American Eagle.
August 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
When Hulk Hogan was telling kids to, “Say your prayers and take your vitamins,” we now know he was talking about Nandrolone and Stanozolol, right?
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
With the passage of Ozzy, the window to my youth turns ever more opaque and closes so slightly more.
July 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but…
AARGHH!!! Stop hitting me with that stick, you little fucker!!
July 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
MAGA Florida Tourist checklist:
1.
Take a selfie of yourself giving Disneyworld the middle finger. Then proceed into the park to enjoy the rides while wearing your red hat with a smug grin on your face like you’ve won something.
July 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
At least Lex Luthor knows that the shorts go on under da’ pants!
July 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM