Superhero Dispatch Network
@superherodispatch.bsky.social
From rearranging furniture to saving the world, trust SDN to dispatch the perfect hero for the job.
Pinned
ALERT:
“Please save me from Punch-Up :(“
CHARISMA - DC 20
“Please save me from Punch-Up :(“
CHARISMA - DC 20
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 PM
ALERT:
“Please save me from Punch-Up :(“
CHARISMA - DC 20
“Please save me from Punch-Up :(“
CHARISMA - DC 20
I’m too scared to leave my office.
I’d suggest getting some ice packs for him
I ran away so I don’t know
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I’m too scared to leave my office.
😰
So when is the replacement networking guy coming in?
guys
I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
😰
I ran away so I don’t know
hopefully it didn’t leave burns
guys
I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I ran away so I don’t know
do you think he’s gonna be mad a
..... Good luck buddy.
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
do you think he’s gonna be mad a
guys
I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
guys
I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
‘CAR’en FREED! SUCCESS!
(Get it? Caren? Karen but with car? I’m gonna quit this job and do stand up.)
(Get it? Caren? Karen but with car? I’m gonna quit this job and do stand up.)
ㅤ "I'm not touching that little mire factory. Drive."
ㅤ [ COMBAT - 7 + 10 = 17 - SUCCESS ]
ㅤ "I'm not touching that little mire factory. Drive."
ㅤ [ COMBAT - 7 + 10 = 17 - SUCCESS ]
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
‘CAR’en FREED! SUCCESS!
(Get it? Caren? Karen but with car? I’m gonna quit this job and do stand up.)
(Get it? Caren? Karen but with car? I’m gonna quit this job and do stand up.)
ALERT:
“I’m stuck in the snow and my kid’s gonna be late to school. Can’t you idiots do anything to help?”
Free the Car: Combat - DC 10
or
Take the Kid to School: Mobility - DC 18
“I’m stuck in the snow and my kid’s gonna be late to school. Can’t you idiots do anything to help?”
Free the Car: Combat - DC 10
or
Take the Kid to School: Mobility - DC 18
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
ALERT:
“I’m stuck in the snow and my kid’s gonna be late to school. Can’t you idiots do anything to help?”
Free the Car: Combat - DC 10
or
Take the Kid to School: Mobility - DC 18
“I’m stuck in the snow and my kid’s gonna be late to school. Can’t you idiots do anything to help?”
Free the Car: Combat - DC 10
or
Take the Kid to School: Mobility - DC 18
my fingers hurt
That explains a lot
ALERT: SDN’s thermostat is not working.
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
my fingers hurt
cold :(
FUCK
ALERT: SDN’s thermostat is not working.
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
cold :(
ALERT: SDN’s thermostat is not working.
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
ALERT: SDN’s thermostat is not working.
When the dispatch hits just right
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
When the dispatch hits just right
yassss slay
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
yassss slay
no
coffee
coffee
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
no
coffee
coffee
yea :(
did the coffee maker break
coffee
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
yea :(
what it’s like talking to a temporary dispatcher
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
what it’s like talking to a temporary dispatcher
SDN wants to hear your New Year’s resolutions! One lucky winner (chosen from comments) will win a new coffee maker!
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
SDN wants to hear your New Year’s resolutions! One lucky winner (chosen from comments) will win a new coffee maker!
Please submit requests for leave at least 2 week before the date you need approval by.
She is Going Through It
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Please submit requests for leave at least 2 week before the date you need approval by.
🤨
<- has NOT put in any notices, by the way
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🤨
Iron supplements are available in the break room cabinets.
( gnawing on a metal pipe )
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Iron supplements are available in the break room cabinets.
Please do not use the company Canva account to make crypto presentations.
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Please do not use the company Canva account to make crypto presentations.
who put this up in the break room
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
who put this up in the break room