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From rearranging furniture to saving the world, trust SDN to dispatch the perfect hero for the job.
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ALERT:

“Please save me from Punch-Up :(“

CHARISMA - DC 20
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’m too scared to leave my office.
I’d suggest getting some ice packs for him
I ran away so I don’t know
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
😰
So when is the replacement networking guy coming in?
guys

I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I ran away so I don’t know
hopefully it didn’t leave burns
guys

I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
do you think he’s gonna be mad a
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
guys

I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
‘CAR’en FREED! SUCCESS!

(Get it? Caren? Karen but with car? I’m gonna quit this job and do stand up.)

ㅤ "I'm not touching that little mire factory. Drive."

ㅤ ‎[ COMBAT - 7 + 10 = 17 - SUCCESS ]
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
ALERT:

“I’m stuck in the snow and my kid’s gonna be late to school. Can’t you idiots do anything to help?”

Free the Car: Combat - DC 10

or

Take the Kid to School: Mobility - DC 18
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
my fingers hurt
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
cold :(
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
ALERT: SDN’s thermostat is not working.
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
When the dispatch hits just right
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
yassss slay
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
no

coffee
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
yea :(
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
coffee
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
what it’s like talking to a temporary dispatcher
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
SDN wants to hear your New Year’s resolutions! One lucky winner (chosen from comments) will win a new coffee maker!
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Please submit requests for leave at least 2 week before the date you need approval by.
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
🤨
<- has NOT put in any notices, by the way
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Iron supplements are available in the break room cabinets.
( gnawing on a metal pipe )
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
December 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Please do not use the company Canva account to make crypto presentations.
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
who put this up in the break room
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM