Superhero Dispatch Network
@superherodispatch.bsky.social
From rearranging furniture to saving the world, trust SDN to dispatch the perfect hero for the job.
Pinned
SDNs wants to take this moment to remind employees that all flyers in the break room need to be approved by your local HR representative.
Some SUPER UNAPPEALING posters have been appearing all over Gotham.
They seem almost SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to be as REPULSIVE AS POSSIBLE to almost ANY SAPIENT BEING.
They seem almost SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to be as REPULSIVE AS POSSIBLE to almost ANY SAPIENT BEING.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
SDNs wants to take this moment to remind employees that all flyers in the break room need to be approved by your local HR representative.
ALERT:
A local news station is doing a story on Superheroes and the correlation they have on an increase to crime. They’ve asked for a hero from SDN to make a comment. They’re known for gotcha journalism.
Don’t make us look bad. Please?
[DC 20 - Charisma.]
A local news station is doing a story on Superheroes and the correlation they have on an increase to crime. They’ve asked for a hero from SDN to make a comment. They’re known for gotcha journalism.
Don’t make us look bad. Please?
[DC 20 - Charisma.]
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
ALERT:
A local news station is doing a story on Superheroes and the correlation they have on an increase to crime. They’ve asked for a hero from SDN to make a comment. They’re known for gotcha journalism.
Don’t make us look bad. Please?
[DC 20 - Charisma.]
A local news station is doing a story on Superheroes and the correlation they have on an increase to crime. They’ve asked for a hero from SDN to make a comment. They’re known for gotcha journalism.
Don’t make us look bad. Please?
[DC 20 - Charisma.]
I’m going through the responses to this form to create stat sheets for any completed.
If you’d like one, please complete it!
If you have already completed it but don’t have a sheet yet, please send me a DM so I know to check it!
If you’d like one, please complete it!
If you have already completed it but don’t have a sheet yet, please send me a DM so I know to check it!
SDN Stats
So, you’re a hero responding to an alert. Every alert is different and sometimes, heroes are more equipped for some jobs than for others. So, when alert comes in, you need to think about your stats an...
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December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m going through the responses to this form to create stat sheets for any completed.
If you’d like one, please complete it!
If you have already completed it but don’t have a sheet yet, please send me a DM so I know to check it!
If you’d like one, please complete it!
If you have already completed it but don’t have a sheet yet, please send me a DM so I know to check it!
Road: cleared!
[SUCCESS!]
(12 rolled + 10 combat = 22)
[SUCCESS!]
(12 rolled + 10 combat = 22)
[ Combat. The point of this is to clear the damn road - she's not gonna do that by slamming her shoulder into it over and over. ]
ALERT:
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Road: cleared!
[SUCCESS!]
(12 rolled + 10 combat = 22)
[SUCCESS!]
(12 rolled + 10 combat = 22)
Employee: Clocked In!
[SUCCESS!]
(19 rolled + 3 Mobility)
[SUCCESS!]
(19 rolled + 3 Mobility)
[ H - Mobility ]
Let's see how it goes.
[ Time to stretch those wings Veritate! ]
Let's see how it goes.
[ Time to stretch those wings Veritate! ]
ALERT:
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Employee: Clocked In!
[SUCCESS!]
(19 rolled + 3 Mobility)
[SUCCESS!]
(19 rolled + 3 Mobility)
Reposted by Superhero Dispatch Network
(Just beat Dispatch, it was peak)
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
(Just beat Dispatch, it was peak)
Employee: On time!
[SUCCESS!]
(17 rolled + 6 mobility = 23)
[SUCCESS!]
(17 rolled + 6 mobility = 23)
[ Mobility ]
' On it, Chief '
' On it, Chief '
ALERT:
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Employee: On time!
[SUCCESS!]
(17 rolled + 6 mobility = 23)
[SUCCESS!]
(17 rolled + 6 mobility = 23)
Rush Hour Resumed!
[SUCCESS!]
(11 rolled + 6 combat = 17)
[SUCCESS!]
(11 rolled + 6 combat = 17)
[Combat]
Tandy groans and creates herself a pickaxe and shovel with light force.
"Why did I have to be the closest?"
Tandy groans and creates herself a pickaxe and shovel with light force.
"Why did I have to be the closest?"
ALERT:
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Rush Hour Resumed!
[SUCCESS!]
(11 rolled + 6 combat = 17)
[SUCCESS!]
(11 rolled + 6 combat = 17)
ALERT:
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ALERT:
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
“A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation)
______
[Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!]
or
[Combat - DC 17]
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@jawzzoflife.bsky.social
//: I’m working on making the formatting nicer but this is what I’ve got rn
//: I’m working on making the formatting nicer but this is what I’ve got rn
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
@jawzzoflife.bsky.social
//: I’m working on making the formatting nicer but this is what I’ve got rn
//: I’m working on making the formatting nicer but this is what I’ve got rn
//: if anyone completes the stats form and wants their stats in a chart, shoot me a message :) or @ me
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
//: if anyone completes the stats form and wants their stats in a chart, shoot me a message :) or @ me
//: everyone is doming this scientist
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
//: everyone is doming this scientist
Car: Waterlogged Off!
[SUCCESS!]
[SUCCESS!]
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Car: Waterlogged Off!
[SUCCESS!]
[SUCCESS!]
//: MY PINNED DIDNT PIN
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
//: MY PINNED DIDNT PIN
//: okay, thanks to @defleper.bsky.social, I have a plan for how I will handle rolls.
I’ll post it in my pinned
I’ll post it in my pinned
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
//: okay, thanks to @defleper.bsky.social, I have a plan for how I will handle rolls.
I’ll post it in my pinned
I’ll post it in my pinned
Car: Waterloggedn’t!
[SUCCESS!]
[SUCCESS!]
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Car: Waterloggedn’t!
[SUCCESS!]
[SUCCESS!]
ALERT:
“This car went over the railing and is sinking into the bay. We need someone to get here fast to pull this thing out!” - William B., police officer.
[DC: 65] (<- This is the number to beat.)
“This car went over the railing and is sinking into the bay. We need someone to get here fast to pull this thing out!” - William B., police officer.
[DC: 65] (<- This is the number to beat.)
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
ALERT:
“This car went over the railing and is sinking into the bay. We need someone to get here fast to pull this thing out!” - William B., police officer.
[DC: 65] (<- This is the number to beat.)
“This car went over the railing and is sinking into the bay. We need someone to get here fast to pull this thing out!” - William B., police officer.
[DC: 65] (<- This is the number to beat.)
Alert missed!
[Failed!]
[Failed!]
❨ absolutely not. too boring. ❩
ALERT:
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Alert missed!
[Failed!]
[Failed!]
Peepaw: Watched!
[Success!]
[Success!]
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Peepaw: Watched!
[Success!]
[Success!]
//: do you guys want me to roll a d100 to see if you pass or fail these little non-dispatcher specific jobs?
ALERT:
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
//: do you guys want me to roll a d100 to see if you pass or fail these little non-dispatcher specific jobs?
ALERT:
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
ALERT:
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
Make sure you have proper ear protection! Cold air can cause ear aches!
“Weather is chilly but it isn’t too bad right now.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Make sure you have proper ear protection! Cold air can cause ear aches!