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REINTRODUCTION!
I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old (🎂✨) sex toy reviewer who loves depth, literally and figuratively — deep penetration and deep reviews.
My blog is almost at 500 posts — many of which are ADHD-ass mega-guides to my favorite toys in each category: supersmashcache.com
TY for your support 🙏🙌✨
I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old (🎂✨) sex toy reviewer who loves depth, literally and figuratively — deep penetration and deep reviews.
My blog is almost at 500 posts — many of which are ADHD-ass mega-guides to my favorite toys in each category: supersmashcache.com
TY for your support 🙏🙌✨
How I'm saving money this sale season:
I see cute dress online
I check size chart
I remember I'm Built Different™ so off-the-rack often isn't made for my proportions
I appreciate the clothes I have that do fit right
I maybe resolve to wear things that are "too" cute more often
I close the tab
I see cute dress online
I check size chart
I remember I'm Built Different™ so off-the-rack often isn't made for my proportions
I appreciate the clothes I have that do fit right
I maybe resolve to wear things that are "too" cute more often
I close the tab
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
How I'm saving money this sale season:
I see cute dress online
I check size chart
I remember I'm Built Different™ so off-the-rack often isn't made for my proportions
I appreciate the clothes I have that do fit right
I maybe resolve to wear things that are "too" cute more often
I close the tab
I see cute dress online
I check size chart
I remember I'm Built Different™ so off-the-rack often isn't made for my proportions
I appreciate the clothes I have that do fit right
I maybe resolve to wear things that are "too" cute more often
I close the tab
Conventional hetero dating advice: NO SEX UNTIL THE THIRD DATE (blowjobs and handjobs don't count as sex)
Me: So I can get rubbed off, have my nipples bitten, and dry hump indefinitely? Get fingered? Dildos used on me? Cum over and over again all the same? Alright. Bet
Me: So I can get rubbed off, have my nipples bitten, and dry hump indefinitely? Get fingered? Dildos used on me? Cum over and over again all the same? Alright. Bet
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Conventional hetero dating advice: NO SEX UNTIL THE THIRD DATE (blowjobs and handjobs don't count as sex)
Me: So I can get rubbed off, have my nipples bitten, and dry hump indefinitely? Get fingered? Dildos used on me? Cum over and over again all the same? Alright. Bet
Me: So I can get rubbed off, have my nipples bitten, and dry hump indefinitely? Get fingered? Dildos used on me? Cum over and over again all the same? Alright. Bet
Today I learned that the oldest "professions" were probably firekeeping and midwifery.
Not prostitution.
Transactional sex for survival always existed, but it likely wasn't a specific role until later on when markets were more organized.
Not prostitution.
Transactional sex for survival always existed, but it likely wasn't a specific role until later on when markets were more organized.
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Today I learned that the oldest "professions" were probably firekeeping and midwifery.
Not prostitution.
Transactional sex for survival always existed, but it likely wasn't a specific role until later on when markets were more organized.
Not prostitution.
Transactional sex for survival always existed, but it likely wasn't a specific role until later on when markets were more organized.
"when are you going to have kids?"
THE DAY THE BABYDADDY ALSO RISKS HAVING HIS TAINT TORN SO TWO HOLES BECOME ONE AND HE RISKS HIS ORGANS AND LITERAL SHIT FALLING OUT AND HAS PRACTICALLY A GUARANTEE OF BLOOD FALLING OUT FOR 6 WEEKS
THE DAY THE BABYDADDY ALSO RISKS HAVING HIS TAINT TORN SO TWO HOLES BECOME ONE AND HE RISKS HIS ORGANS AND LITERAL SHIT FALLING OUT AND HAS PRACTICALLY A GUARANTEE OF BLOOD FALLING OUT FOR 6 WEEKS
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"when are you going to have kids?"
THE DAY THE BABYDADDY ALSO RISKS HAVING HIS TAINT TORN SO TWO HOLES BECOME ONE AND HE RISKS HIS ORGANS AND LITERAL SHIT FALLING OUT AND HAS PRACTICALLY A GUARANTEE OF BLOOD FALLING OUT FOR 6 WEEKS
THE DAY THE BABYDADDY ALSO RISKS HAVING HIS TAINT TORN SO TWO HOLES BECOME ONE AND HE RISKS HIS ORGANS AND LITERAL SHIT FALLING OUT AND HAS PRACTICALLY A GUARANTEE OF BLOOD FALLING OUT FOR 6 WEEKS
Making me want to resume Moby Dick — one of the most ADHD-ass creations I have ever consumed
This is the official post of thinking about whales! Like to think about whales, reskeet to make someone else think about whales.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Making me want to resume Moby Dick — one of the most ADHD-ass creations I have ever consumed
As easy as it is to complain about aggressive social media commenters —
There are plenty of kind commenters, too, and I'm quite enjoying pages where people JUST FUCKING GET IT
There are plenty of kind commenters, too, and I'm quite enjoying pages where people JUST FUCKING GET IT
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
As easy as it is to complain about aggressive social media commenters —
There are plenty of kind commenters, too, and I'm quite enjoying pages where people JUST FUCKING GET IT
There are plenty of kind commenters, too, and I'm quite enjoying pages where people JUST FUCKING GET IT
I understand the belief that childfree life is "easier and less fulfilling" than with children
But I can't get behind the idea that nothing could be as fulfilling
Volunteering and community service bring fulfillment
Working on a cause that matters to you brings fulfillment
With or without kids
But I can't get behind the idea that nothing could be as fulfilling
Volunteering and community service bring fulfillment
Working on a cause that matters to you brings fulfillment
With or without kids
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I understand the belief that childfree life is "easier and less fulfilling" than with children
But I can't get behind the idea that nothing could be as fulfilling
Volunteering and community service bring fulfillment
Working on a cause that matters to you brings fulfillment
With or without kids
But I can't get behind the idea that nothing could be as fulfilling
Volunteering and community service bring fulfillment
Working on a cause that matters to you brings fulfillment
With or without kids
"Why are you single?"
Palatable answer: I think it's okay to be picky about who to spend the next 50 years with
Knee-jerk answer: Dating to marry isn't a priority for me
Deeper answer: Kink has infiltrated practically every spicy act for me. If they can't even make vanilla a spice again, IDFW it
Palatable answer: I think it's okay to be picky about who to spend the next 50 years with
Knee-jerk answer: Dating to marry isn't a priority for me
Deeper answer: Kink has infiltrated practically every spicy act for me. If they can't even make vanilla a spice again, IDFW it
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"Why are you single?"
Palatable answer: I think it's okay to be picky about who to spend the next 50 years with
Knee-jerk answer: Dating to marry isn't a priority for me
Deeper answer: Kink has infiltrated practically every spicy act for me. If they can't even make vanilla a spice again, IDFW it
Palatable answer: I think it's okay to be picky about who to spend the next 50 years with
Knee-jerk answer: Dating to marry isn't a priority for me
Deeper answer: Kink has infiltrated practically every spicy act for me. If they can't even make vanilla a spice again, IDFW it
Apparently unpopular opinion:
Calling attraction to petite and smooth-skinned women inherently "problematic" is low-key kinda racist, considering Asian women tend to be petite and age differently
There are many ways a normal, grown woman with healthy boundaries can look
Calling attraction to petite and smooth-skinned women inherently "problematic" is low-key kinda racist, considering Asian women tend to be petite and age differently
There are many ways a normal, grown woman with healthy boundaries can look
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Apparently unpopular opinion:
Calling attraction to petite and smooth-skinned women inherently "problematic" is low-key kinda racist, considering Asian women tend to be petite and age differently
There are many ways a normal, grown woman with healthy boundaries can look
Calling attraction to petite and smooth-skinned women inherently "problematic" is low-key kinda racist, considering Asian women tend to be petite and age differently
There are many ways a normal, grown woman with healthy boundaries can look
😒✋"TREAT YOURSELF" to justify impulse-buying bc it's on sale or represents an alternate idealized self when vulnerable
☺️☝️ "TREAT YOURSELF" bc you wanted it for a long time, added it to your wishlist, and realized, "This is actually affordable"
TREAT YOURSELF like you would lovingly treat a friend
☺️☝️ "TREAT YOURSELF" bc you wanted it for a long time, added it to your wishlist, and realized, "This is actually affordable"
TREAT YOURSELF like you would lovingly treat a friend
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
😒✋"TREAT YOURSELF" to justify impulse-buying bc it's on sale or represents an alternate idealized self when vulnerable
☺️☝️ "TREAT YOURSELF" bc you wanted it for a long time, added it to your wishlist, and realized, "This is actually affordable"
TREAT YOURSELF like you would lovingly treat a friend
☺️☝️ "TREAT YOURSELF" bc you wanted it for a long time, added it to your wishlist, and realized, "This is actually affordable"
TREAT YOURSELF like you would lovingly treat a friend
HOT TEA: Plenty of women either don't care that much about height in a man or even prefer not to date very tall men
Tinder isn't representative of real life
Women who care about dating someone tall are more obnoxious about it
GOOD MORNING TO MEN UNDER 6 FEET TALL
Tinder isn't representative of real life
Women who care about dating someone tall are more obnoxious about it
GOOD MORNING TO MEN UNDER 6 FEET TALL
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
HOT TEA: Plenty of women either don't care that much about height in a man or even prefer not to date very tall men
Tinder isn't representative of real life
Women who care about dating someone tall are more obnoxious about it
GOOD MORNING TO MEN UNDER 6 FEET TALL
Tinder isn't representative of real life
Women who care about dating someone tall are more obnoxious about it
GOOD MORNING TO MEN UNDER 6 FEET TALL
"Why would a woman be into [insert kink here] in the bedroom if she'd never want to be treated that way in real life?"
Why do humans enjoy watching, reading, playing: horror, thriller, drama, fantasy, action, sci-fi — even if they'd never want those stories' events to happen in their real lives?
Why do humans enjoy watching, reading, playing: horror, thriller, drama, fantasy, action, sci-fi — even if they'd never want those stories' events to happen in their real lives?
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Why would a woman be into [insert kink here] in the bedroom if she'd never want to be treated that way in real life?"
Why do humans enjoy watching, reading, playing: horror, thriller, drama, fantasy, action, sci-fi — even if they'd never want those stories' events to happen in their real lives?
Why do humans enjoy watching, reading, playing: horror, thriller, drama, fantasy, action, sci-fi — even if they'd never want those stories' events to happen in their real lives?
When I say, "I didn't know I liked impact play until recently":
I do NOT mean "I have never tried impact play before."
I DO mean that there are times it does nothing for me, and specific contexts where it does — and it wasn't until recently that I found the latter group.
I do NOT mean "I have never tried impact play before."
I DO mean that there are times it does nothing for me, and specific contexts where it does — and it wasn't until recently that I found the latter group.
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
When I say, "I didn't know I liked impact play until recently":
I do NOT mean "I have never tried impact play before."
I DO mean that there are times it does nothing for me, and specific contexts where it does — and it wasn't until recently that I found the latter group.
I do NOT mean "I have never tried impact play before."
I DO mean that there are times it does nothing for me, and specific contexts where it does — and it wasn't until recently that I found the latter group.
MY CURRENT FAVORITE THING IS SNOWFLAKES ON SQUIRRELS IN THE BACKYARD
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
MY CURRENT FAVORITE THING IS SNOWFLAKES ON SQUIRRELS IN THE BACKYARD
Instagram took down one of my texts graphics because it was too... graphic and erotic.
I'll take it as a compliment to my writing.
I'll take it as a compliment to my writing.
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Instagram took down one of my texts graphics because it was too... graphic and erotic.
I'll take it as a compliment to my writing.
I'll take it as a compliment to my writing.
Me, on my first time sleeping with and fisting a woman:
"She was lucky I knew what I was doing. I would never have a stranger fist me... Well, I did have a stranger fist me in Vegas. But still! I was talking him through it. She wasn't saying anything — just whimpering."
"She was lucky I knew what I was doing. I would never have a stranger fist me... Well, I did have a stranger fist me in Vegas. But still! I was talking him through it. She wasn't saying anything — just whimpering."
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me, on my first time sleeping with and fisting a woman:
"She was lucky I knew what I was doing. I would never have a stranger fist me... Well, I did have a stranger fist me in Vegas. But still! I was talking him through it. She wasn't saying anything — just whimpering."
"She was lucky I knew what I was doing. I would never have a stranger fist me... Well, I did have a stranger fist me in Vegas. But still! I was talking him through it. She wasn't saying anything — just whimpering."
Saying I'm grateful for my dopamine receptors is like saying I'm excited about being excited — a corollary to "Fear of the thing is often worse than the thing itself"
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Saying I'm grateful for my dopamine receptors is like saying I'm excited about being excited — a corollary to "Fear of the thing is often worse than the thing itself"
The most underrated vibe I've ever reviewed?
It's a must-have for those exploring deep penetration.
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It's a must-have for those exploring deep penetration.
supersmashcache.com/vedo-quiver-...
Deep Penetration Vibes: VeDO Quiver Plus vs. Nu Sensuelle Nubii Siren Review - Super Smash Cache
The VeDO Quiver Plus dual motor vibrator is long and lean for diving deep, with a three-button control panel + flexible shaft for cervix massage.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The most underrated vibe I've ever reviewed?
It's a must-have for those exploring deep penetration.
supersmashcache.com/vedo-quiver-...
It's a must-have for those exploring deep penetration.
supersmashcache.com/vedo-quiver-...
OMG OMG OMG so excited for my new pix with the Uberrime Anurian dil 💚🩵🩷
Get the XL dildo: uberrime.com/products/the...
Subscribe on OF to preview (mostly audio, rarely pix): onlyfans.com/supersmashca...
Scroll down to unlock PTV version (price goes up later): www.sextpanther.com/cathyamessmash
Get the XL dildo: uberrime.com/products/the...
Subscribe on OF to preview (mostly audio, rarely pix): onlyfans.com/supersmashca...
Scroll down to unlock PTV version (price goes up later): www.sextpanther.com/cathyamessmash
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
OMG OMG OMG so excited for my new pix with the Uberrime Anurian dil 💚🩵🩷
Get the XL dildo: uberrime.com/products/the...
Subscribe on OF to preview (mostly audio, rarely pix): onlyfans.com/supersmashca...
Scroll down to unlock PTV version (price goes up later): www.sextpanther.com/cathyamessmash
Get the XL dildo: uberrime.com/products/the...
Subscribe on OF to preview (mostly audio, rarely pix): onlyfans.com/supersmashca...
Scroll down to unlock PTV version (price goes up later): www.sextpanther.com/cathyamessmash
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
It's okay that Mamdani didn’t recognize New York State of Mind by Billie Joel, considering he is a young-ish immigrant.
American pop culture from the 1970s probably wouldn't be as recognizable to him or even to his parents.
It makes sense that he remembers Alicia Keys more clearly.
American pop culture from the 1970s probably wouldn't be as recognizable to him or even to his parents.
It makes sense that he remembers Alicia Keys more clearly.
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's okay that Mamdani didn’t recognize New York State of Mind by Billie Joel, considering he is a young-ish immigrant.
American pop culture from the 1970s probably wouldn't be as recognizable to him or even to his parents.
It makes sense that he remembers Alicia Keys more clearly.
American pop culture from the 1970s probably wouldn't be as recognizable to him or even to his parents.
It makes sense that he remembers Alicia Keys more clearly.
I like how every time I publish a blog post about cum, it performs quite well
Here's my posts about the time I handed out realistic-tasting fake cum shots at a party — and the recipe for it
supersmashcache.com/edible-reali...
Here's my posts about the time I handed out realistic-tasting fake cum shots at a party — and the recipe for it
supersmashcache.com/edible-reali...
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I like how every time I publish a blog post about cum, it performs quite well
Here's my posts about the time I handed out realistic-tasting fake cum shots at a party — and the recipe for it
supersmashcache.com/edible-reali...
Here's my posts about the time I handed out realistic-tasting fake cum shots at a party — and the recipe for it
supersmashcache.com/edible-reali...
Got so excited to vote I almost drove my dad to the polling place with me before remembering that today is Monday, not Tuesday 🥹
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Got so excited to vote I almost drove my dad to the polling place with me before remembering that today is Monday, not Tuesday 🥹
Hypnotist friend: I've seen an increase in clients seeking my help breaking their porn addiction, ever since the age verification laws for watching
[I start giggling]
Me: I've arguably used hypnosis to make men's porn addiction worse, and they love it
[I start giggling]
Me: I've arguably used hypnosis to make men's porn addiction worse, and they love it
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hypnotist friend: I've seen an increase in clients seeking my help breaking their porn addiction, ever since the age verification laws for watching
[I start giggling]
Me: I've arguably used hypnosis to make men's porn addiction worse, and they love it
[I start giggling]
Me: I've arguably used hypnosis to make men's porn addiction worse, and they love it
People-pleasing isn't just about "getting people to like you"
It's also about evading the anger of people who:
Believe that your virtue depends on suffering for others
Expect you to settle for less bc they see you as beneath or secondary to them
Benefit from you not having boundaries
It's also about evading the anger of people who:
Believe that your virtue depends on suffering for others
Expect you to settle for less bc they see you as beneath or secondary to them
Benefit from you not having boundaries
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
People-pleasing isn't just about "getting people to like you"
It's also about evading the anger of people who:
Believe that your virtue depends on suffering for others
Expect you to settle for less bc they see you as beneath or secondary to them
Benefit from you not having boundaries
It's also about evading the anger of people who:
Believe that your virtue depends on suffering for others
Expect you to settle for less bc they see you as beneath or secondary to them
Benefit from you not having boundaries