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@surfsdown.bsky.social
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I'm sure I'm right, I'm just not sure about how much damage he'll cause in the process. While I'm very optimistic about how things will turn out, I also think it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Brett Ratner has never directed an interesting movie
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
FYI I think all professional sports are fucking stupid and don't give a shit about the Seahawks owner but I'm sure that Trump appreciates you trying to make his boy Kraft look not as bad in comparison.
January 29, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Of course there won't be a peaceful transfer of power, but there will be a transfer of power. This nation elected an incompetent child rapist as president and he surrounded himself with fascists, we can't be surprised that bad things are happening and will continue to happen.
January 29, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I think he'll try to do everything you suggested and I think he'll fail to do everything you suggested.
January 29, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Not me. I'll take my anti-gun principles to the grave if I have to. I will not perpetuate the greatest sin committed against humanity ever enshrined in a founding document.

But if comes to civil war, call me General Sherman for all the fire I will rain down upon those rural cousinfuckers.
January 29, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Who is the guy handing out straws supposed to represent? Susan Collins?
January 29, 2026 at 4:44 AM
And that they should be ostracized from society regardless of their job, just as a reasonable precaution
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 AM
They're so fucking stupid that they think their identities will be forever protected by a god damn neck gaiter. They aren't being paid in cash, their identities will be easy enough to uncover, and ostracization will be the absolute best they can hope for after what they've willingly done.
January 29, 2026 at 4:25 AM
"We" didn't think that, but you should be embarrassed for thinking "we" did.
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I wouldn't piss on Jennings if he were on fire, but I might if he weren't
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I don't speak French and watched Last Year at Marienbad without subtitles and I'm pretty sure I understood it just fine, or at least as much as I was meant to
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Wait, the guy arrested in a brothel as part of a human trafficking investigation is a Trump supporter? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED
www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-c...
Robert Kraft prostitution charges dropped by Florida prosecutors
The New England Patriots owner was accused of paying for sex acts at the Orchids of Asia Day spa in Jupiter, Fla., on consecutive days in January 2019.
www.nbcnews.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 AM
He'll try, and he'll fail.
January 29, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Now she can be tied directly to the operation. She has no plausible deniability.
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The problem is that you look at this and think that Trump will be successful in his efforts and I look at this and see that Trump is acting out of desperation. He's losing and he knows it.

I have faith in the people, but I have even more faith that incompetent morons will continue to be fuckups
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 AM
When I visited family in Iowa over the holidays I was shocked at how cheap everything was. It's like they're just giving stuff away and yet my family members were constantly complaining about how expensive things had gotten.

The affordability crisis was ignored until it barely affected the midwest.
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Sure, but have you considered unfounded, nebulous conjecture about her being a monster? Don't make the mistake of using reality to guide yourself, just listen to what extremely online leftists have to say instead. They know better than everyone else, just ask them.
January 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I'd disregard anyone who says we can just withhold federal taxes. For now, at least. If Trump goes so far to the point that withholding taxes is considered a feasible option, we're essentially at the point of open civil war.
January 29, 2026 at 1:12 AM
You really think that blue states will just allow our votes to be tossed out? We aren't just subservient vassals to King Trump. If Minneapolis has taught the rest of the nation anything, it's that Trump can be defeated. If he fucks with our votes, the USA is done, but the states will still exist.
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
sometimes it's okay to just let people make jokes
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 AM
The biggest problem with AI is that most people have no idea how it works. A software algorithm making shit up is no better than a human being making shit up, especially since that algorithm learned from all the bullshit human beings have made up
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 AM
The shutdown itself will not affect ICE. The conditions to reopen it will.
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 AM
he can't erase his exposed face from this video
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Doing so would be incredibly difficult if not impossible without secession.

I'd have no problem with my money being spent to give red state children better education or healthcare, but their state governments are incompetently run-if not outright corrupt-so the money gets pissed away.
January 28, 2026 at 4:56 AM