Pasha
@surly.bsky.social
Lover of dog (and cat). Bar owner. NASA contractor. Annoyed. Texan.
It’s so funny that vanilla is a unique and exquisitely delicious miracle derived from a rare orchid and commercial produced through an absurdly expensive pollination effort or you can just juice a beaver.
January 23, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It’s so funny that vanilla is a unique and exquisitely delicious miracle derived from a rare orchid and commercial produced through an absurdly expensive pollination effort or you can just juice a beaver.
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📸 This new NASA/ESA/CSA James Webb Space Telescope image reveals the intricacies of the Helix Nebula in stunning detail! 🧬
🔗 esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2026/01/Webb_reveals_Helix_Nebula_in_glistening_detail
@science.esa.int @stsci.edu
🔗 esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2026/01/Webb_reveals_Helix_Nebula_in_glistening_detail
@science.esa.int @stsci.edu
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
📸 This new NASA/ESA/CSA James Webb Space Telescope image reveals the intricacies of the Helix Nebula in stunning detail! 🧬
🔗 esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2026/01/Webb_reveals_Helix_Nebula_in_glistening_detail
@science.esa.int @stsci.edu
🔗 esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2026/01/Webb_reveals_Helix_Nebula_in_glistening_detail
@science.esa.int @stsci.edu
Me telling my dog that we have to hurry up and get home so I can take a piss while we’re out on a walk has to be the most insane thing imaginable for her
January 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Me telling my dog that we have to hurry up and get home so I can take a piss while we’re out on a walk has to be the most insane thing imaginable for her
OK, I need to find out where I can find shit like this on blue sky.
January 17, 2026 at 2:18 AM
OK, I need to find out where I can find shit like this on blue sky.
Hmmm. Maybe I don’t want to get off the chair after all.
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Hmmm. Maybe I don’t want to get off the chair after all.
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Just trying to think about how Republicans would respond if Biden did what Trump is doing in Minneapolis now.
They’d be calling for civil war, for gun owners to get out into the streets, and they’d probably arrest a bunch of Democrats.
Our party is afraid to start a war that’s already happening.
They’d be calling for civil war, for gun owners to get out into the streets, and they’d probably arrest a bunch of Democrats.
Our party is afraid to start a war that’s already happening.
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Just trying to think about how Republicans would respond if Biden did what Trump is doing in Minneapolis now.
They’d be calling for civil war, for gun owners to get out into the streets, and they’d probably arrest a bunch of Democrats.
Our party is afraid to start a war that’s already happening.
They’d be calling for civil war, for gun owners to get out into the streets, and they’d probably arrest a bunch of Democrats.
Our party is afraid to start a war that’s already happening.
Take any working immigrant, regardless of their legal status, and I guarantee you they have contributed more to American society than that putrid Steven Miller
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Take any working immigrant, regardless of their legal status, and I guarantee you they have contributed more to American society than that putrid Steven Miller
Imagine if, hear me out, instead of terrorizing communities and disrupting day to day life, ICE simply didn’t exist. Imagine how much better off we’d be. Our economy. Our mental health.
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Imagine if, hear me out, instead of terrorizing communities and disrupting day to day life, ICE simply didn’t exist. Imagine how much better off we’d be. Our economy. Our mental health.
My entire career has been focused on the health issues that arise during spaceflight. And it’s really frustrating how hard NASA works to hide these risks from the public.
Spaceflight is critical to our future but we do a disservice when we hold our cards too close to our chest.
Spaceflight is critical to our future but we do a disservice when we hold our cards too close to our chest.
In an unprecedented move, NASA is bringing an astronaut crew home early from the International Space Station because one astronaut has an undisclosed medical condition.
NASA set to bring astronaut (and the rest of Crew-11) home early for medical reasons
In an unprecedented move, NASA is bringing an astronaut crew home early from the International Space Station because one astronaut has an undisclosed medical condition.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
My entire career has been focused on the health issues that arise during spaceflight. And it’s really frustrating how hard NASA works to hide these risks from the public.
Spaceflight is critical to our future but we do a disservice when we hold our cards too close to our chest.
Spaceflight is critical to our future but we do a disservice when we hold our cards too close to our chest.
One might even say that being disrespectful of law enforcement was like our entire founding principle
Being “disrespectful of law enforcement” is not a crime, and is not something that American citizens should be summarily executed for by masked men in unmarked cars.
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
One might even say that being disrespectful of law enforcement was like our entire founding principle
Man, these people got good skin care products and kick ass soup and now this
An independent counsel has demanded a death sentence for ex-South Korean leader Yoon Suk Yeol on rebellion charges in connection with his martial law imposition in 2024, a court confirms.
Independent counsel seeks death sentence for ex-South Korean leader Yoon over martial law imposition
A court in South Korea confirms that an independent counsel has demanded a death sentence for former President Yoon Suk Yeol on rebellion charges in connection with his martial law imposition in December 2024.
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Man, these people got good skin care products and kick ass soup and now this
You’re just kind of going through your day and then for a split second you remember how many gleefully cruel people there are among us and it kind of takes the wind out of you
January 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
You’re just kind of going through your day and then for a split second you remember how many gleefully cruel people there are among us and it kind of takes the wind out of you
Can we say torn apart by otters on this app?
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Can we say torn apart by otters on this app?
Just saw a dude bring leftovers into a restaurant and ask them to reheat it for him.
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Just saw a dude bring leftovers into a restaurant and ask them to reheat it for him.
lol everybody’s rewatching Man Men
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
lol everybody’s rewatching Man Men
Very cool to be doing get another oil war in 2025 when it’s like 85° in January
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Very cool to be doing get another oil war in 2025 when it’s like 85° in January
Yes it’s fucked that the US bombed Venezuela to depose its leader and make a few people richer by taking its oil
But what’s crazier is that we used to do this for literal bananas.
But what’s crazier is that we used to do this for literal bananas.
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Yes it’s fucked that the US bombed Venezuela to depose its leader and make a few people richer by taking its oil
But what’s crazier is that we used to do this for literal bananas.
But what’s crazier is that we used to do this for literal bananas.
My Twitter account got locked for a week because I said that @schumer.senate.gov should be shot into the sun for being the worst possible Democrat for this moment.
Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.
Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.
September 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My Twitter account got locked for a week because I said that @schumer.senate.gov should be shot into the sun for being the worst possible Democrat for this moment.
Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.
Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.
One of the things that’s insane is it so much of what is terrible about the world like the attention economy, Facebook, etc all this shit is just advertising. Everything is terrible so that people can find more effective ways to sell you shit
May 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
One of the things that’s insane is it so much of what is terrible about the world like the attention economy, Facebook, etc all this shit is just advertising. Everything is terrible so that people can find more effective ways to sell you shit
The attention economy is one of the bleakest things I have seen emerge from a post internet society.
We did too much I think. We do too much.
We did too much I think. We do too much.
We are officially in the Twitchification era of weather. Bro-like streamers that are cosplaying as meteorologists and think that issuing weather warnings is some kind of video game. It’s worse than it has ever been.
May 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The attention economy is one of the bleakest things I have seen emerge from a post internet society.
We did too much I think. We do too much.
We did too much I think. We do too much.
Back in the office, everyone.
But no drinking water or using the bathroom.
But no drinking water or using the bathroom.
May 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Back in the office, everyone.
But no drinking water or using the bathroom.
But no drinking water or using the bathroom.
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Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.
May 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.
People posting themselves singing to that fucking Kanye HH song
May 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
People posting themselves singing to that fucking Kanye HH song