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Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
... all the modern inconveniences ... -- Mark Twain
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Keep it short for pithy sake.
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You will soon forget this.
December 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.
December 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, Are of imagination all compact... -- Wm. Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. -- Mark Twain
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You will pioneer the first Martian colony.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers? A: A deep C diva.
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You are capable of planning your future.
December 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good. -- Samuel Johnson
December 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Remark of Dr. Baldwin's concerning upstarts: We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles. -- Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Consider well the proportions of things. It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise. -- Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. -- Mark Twain
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
December 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM