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FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19 A: To be or not to be. Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19 A: To be or not to be. Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #15 A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #15 A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
You look tired.
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You look tired.
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Chicken Little was right.
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Chicken Little was right.
Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. Q: What do monsters drink? A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. Q: What do monsters drink? A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. -- Mark Twain
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. -- Mark Twain
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man. -- Mark Twain
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man. -- Mark Twain
You have a truly strong individuality.
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You have a truly strong individuality.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke.
December 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke.
Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
December 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever. -- Samuel Beckett, Endgame
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever. -- Samuel Beckett, Endgame
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
December 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
You will step on the night soil of many countries.
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You will step on the night soil of many countries.
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
December 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
December 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
... all the modern inconveniences ... -- Mark Twain
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
... all the modern inconveniences ... -- Mark Twain
Keep it short for pithy sake.
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Keep it short for pithy sake.
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.