🫧Courtney🫧
@swampastronaut.bsky.social
STL. Human Cryptid. Future Ghost. Typos courtesy of dyslexia and big thumbs.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
There’s 30 other women on the AEW women’s roster who deserve a belt. I’m fucking BEGGING YOU, stop giving belts to Mercedes, @tonykhan.bsky.social.
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There’s 30 other women on the AEW women’s roster who deserve a belt. I’m fucking BEGGING YOU, stop giving belts to Mercedes, @tonykhan.bsky.social.
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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I realize @aewontv.bsky.social likely has little to no say over advertising on your show, but I'd rather see Chris Jericho than ICE ads during my wrestling. Thanks.
October 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I realize @aewontv.bsky.social likely has little to no say over advertising on your show, but I'd rather see Chris Jericho than ICE ads during my wrestling. Thanks.
Hey, @aewontv.bsky.social & @tonykhan.bsky.social, can we make sure that ICE propaganda ads don’t play during fucking the commercial breaks? I feel gross and it completely soured the mood. I don’t even want to watch anymore.
October 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hey, @aewontv.bsky.social & @tonykhan.bsky.social, can we make sure that ICE propaganda ads don’t play during fucking the commercial breaks? I feel gross and it completely soured the mood. I don’t even want to watch anymore.
Every time I watch Chernobyl, I immediately want to restart it. It truly is the pinnacle of television.
September 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Every time I watch Chernobyl, I immediately want to restart it. It truly is the pinnacle of television.
@pearlmania500.bsky.social please show Mrs. P, I’m begging you.
May 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
@pearlmania500.bsky.social please show Mrs. P, I’m begging you.
Heard @neohazard.bsky.social say “uh oh. Uh oh. UH OH” repeatedly so I googled if the Dodgers were playing because that’s the only thing that made sense in my head.
April 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Heard @neohazard.bsky.social say “uh oh. Uh oh. UH OH” repeatedly so I googled if the Dodgers were playing because that’s the only thing that made sense in my head.
Suddenly, not taking @neohazard.bsky.social’s last name has become an extreme political act.
Call your senators and tell them you oppose the SAVE Act.
Call your senators and tell them you oppose the SAVE Act.
April 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Suddenly, not taking @neohazard.bsky.social’s last name has become an extreme political act.
Call your senators and tell them you oppose the SAVE Act.
Call your senators and tell them you oppose the SAVE Act.
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Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.
April 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.
I have been paying for Spotify premium for over 10 years.
If I hear a MILLISECOND of an ad on my PAID SERVICE, I will cancel my subscription without a second thought and use literally anything else.
If I hear a MILLISECOND of an ad on my PAID SERVICE, I will cancel my subscription without a second thought and use literally anything else.
April 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I have been paying for Spotify premium for over 10 years.
If I hear a MILLISECOND of an ad on my PAID SERVICE, I will cancel my subscription without a second thought and use literally anything else.
If I hear a MILLISECOND of an ad on my PAID SERVICE, I will cancel my subscription without a second thought and use literally anything else.
@tonykhan.bsky.social please start PPVs earlier and have them end by 10pm. I am BEGGING.
I can’t keep doing this. 😭
I can’t keep doing this. 😭
April 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
@tonykhan.bsky.social please start PPVs earlier and have them end by 10pm. I am BEGGING.
I can’t keep doing this. 😭
I can’t keep doing this. 😭
It’s a fucking great day for hockey.
Alex Ovechkin breaks Wayne Gretzky's NHL goals record by scoring the 895th goal of his career.
Alex Ovechkin breaks Wayne Gretzky's NHL career goals record by scoring his 895th
Alex Ovechkin has broken Wayne Gretzky’s record for the most goals in NHL history by scoring the 895th of his career.
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April 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s a fucking great day for hockey.
THE SAINT LOUIS BLUES.
This Team Will Never Lose Again
YouTube video by Daniel Davis
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April 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
THE SAINT LOUIS BLUES.
April 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.
March 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.
Guess I’ll get some vitamin D.
March 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Guess I’ll get some vitamin D.
Zendaya is meechee.
March 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Zendaya is meechee.
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They are trying to trigger riots so they can declare martial law.
Don’t fall for it.
Don’t fall for it.
That’s Derek Chauvin, the police officer convicted of murdering George Floyd.
March 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
They are trying to trigger riots so they can declare martial law.
Don’t fall for it.
Don’t fall for it.
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WE DID IT, JOE!
February 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
WE DID IT, JOE!
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Musk is more likely to send every American a vial of his own cum before he can print $5k stimulus checks.
Another plane crashed, BTW.
Another plane crashed, BTW.
February 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Musk is more likely to send every American a vial of his own cum before he can print $5k stimulus checks.
Another plane crashed, BTW.
Another plane crashed, BTW.
The crime vs. the criminal
February 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The crime vs. the criminal
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That’s more like it.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
That’s more like it.