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dream job
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
dream job
Mamas, have yall heard the song “string cheese” by Hannah Harper? Do it but bring a box of tissues.
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Mamas, have yall heard the song “string cheese” by Hannah Harper? Do it but bring a box of tissues.
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me when i see the moon: THE MOON!
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
me when i see the moon: THE MOON!
It enrages me when people use scissors to cut ANY type of food
February 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
It enrages me when people use scissors to cut ANY type of food
My hatred started for AI when the 90s movie Smart House came out.
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
My hatred started for AI when the 90s movie Smart House came out.
No shit the same day I posted this my husband got a call that he had to leave town for work that afternoon. Guess who’s sick now…. Me. Whenever he leaves town for work a sickness takes over my house. Every. Single. Time.
It’s only day two of my son being sick and I’m tired of this grandpa 😭
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 PM
No shit the same day I posted this my husband got a call that he had to leave town for work that afternoon. Guess who’s sick now…. Me. Whenever he leaves town for work a sickness takes over my house. Every. Single. Time.
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me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good
It’s only day two of my son being sick and I’m tired of this grandpa 😭
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
It’s only day two of my son being sick and I’m tired of this grandpa 😭
Happy trauma Tuesday to those who celebrate
Tell Me Lies S3 has me spiraling already
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Happy trauma Tuesday to those who celebrate
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“cranberry juice is gross”
me:
me:
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
“cranberry juice is gross”
me:
me:
What do you mean I need to fight the urge to squeeze my son to death while he’s eating cause he looks like the cutest little fruit bat while doing so
January 27, 2026 at 6:02 PM
What do you mean I need to fight the urge to squeeze my son to death while he’s eating cause he looks like the cutest little fruit bat while doing so
Shit I’ll say it - seventh generation cleaning products just ain’t it.
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Shit I’ll say it - seventh generation cleaning products just ain’t it.
A year ago today it snowed here in Florida and I’ve probably talked about our famous snow day once a week since it’s happened.
January 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
A year ago today it snowed here in Florida and I’ve probably talked about our famous snow day once a week since it’s happened.
Wow I didn’t expect that ending on His & Hers on Netflix
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Wow I didn’t expect that ending on His & Hers on Netflix
I went and got sized for a bra today. Mind you I haven’t worn an actual bra since January of 2024 when I found out I was pregnant with my son. Wearing an actual bra right now is so insane I feel like Madonna… you know?
January 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I went and got sized for a bra today. Mind you I haven’t worn an actual bra since January of 2024 when I found out I was pregnant with my son. Wearing an actual bra right now is so insane I feel like Madonna… you know?
I was really hoping we’d get some snow here like we did last year here in Florida. But alas it didn’t, we were outside of that snow line on the radar. It ended up snowing like 2 hours west of us in Pensacola and about an hour north of us
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I was really hoping we’d get some snow here like we did last year here in Florida. But alas it didn’t, we were outside of that snow line on the radar. It ended up snowing like 2 hours west of us in Pensacola and about an hour north of us
My son has officially entered that era in toddlerhood where hot wheels and monster trucks are his jam (🤪).
January 17, 2026 at 11:08 PM
My son has officially entered that era in toddlerhood where hot wheels and monster trucks are his jam (🤪).
Tell Me Lies S3 has me spiraling already
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Tell Me Lies S3 has me spiraling already
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i’m a professional dilly dallier
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
i’m a professional dilly dallier
Oh no, I lost my good tweezers! What am I gonna pluck my chin hairs with 😖
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Oh no, I lost my good tweezers! What am I gonna pluck my chin hairs with 😖
Not only did I find my love for reading again. I also found out about the new update for acnh. So naturally I had to start my island over. I look forward to my sons nap times— I just smoke my silly little joint on my front porch while reading and or playing animal crossing.
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Not only did I find my love for reading again. I also found out about the new update for acnh. So naturally I had to start my island over. I look forward to my sons nap times— I just smoke my silly little joint on my front porch while reading and or playing animal crossing.
I ended up reading 3 books last year. This year my goal is 5 — 2 of which will be the ones that are half read in my physical TBR pile on my nightstand.
Got my library card and Libby app set up🥲 the book obsessed little girl in me is SO happy it’s been SOOO long. I’ve been trying to slowly chip away at this tbr stack for the last 2 years but life of a girl turn mom turn sahm life- ya know?
I think I wanna add a kindle to my wishlist 🤔
January 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I ended up reading 3 books last year. This year my goal is 5 — 2 of which will be the ones that are half read in my physical TBR pile on my nightstand.
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i wanna take my brain out and blow on it like a gameboy cartridge
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i wanna take my brain out and blow on it like a gameboy cartridge