Sweary Prof
@swearyprof.bsky.social
Peak District smartarse. Bikes & hills. Human. Humanist.
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Having a kickarse time comparing the Poisson's Ratios of different types of wood. You've got to spark joy where you can find it. Check out the Radial-Tangential on that bit of Birch, phwoar. #lpgibson #celluarsolids #mit
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Having a kickarse time comparing the Poisson's Ratios of different types of wood. You've got to spark joy where you can find it. Check out the Radial-Tangential on that bit of Birch, phwoar. #lpgibson #celluarsolids #mit
Gift-wrapped packs of flagstones, left 600m up on Kinder Scout by Helicopter. Used for building a path along thte busy route by Pym Chair. Photo from Saturday.
#if #cadbury #did #rocks @peakdistrict.bsky.social
#if #cadbury #did #rocks @peakdistrict.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Gift-wrapped packs of flagstones, left 600m up on Kinder Scout by Helicopter. Used for building a path along thte busy route by Pym Chair. Photo from Saturday.
#if #cadbury #did #rocks @peakdistrict.bsky.social
#if #cadbury #did #rocks @peakdistrict.bsky.social
Ran 12 miles over Edale and about to remove any health gains with a huge kebab
#peakdistrict #nagshead #nuffsaid
#peakdistrict #nagshead #nuffsaid
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ran 12 miles over Edale and about to remove any health gains with a huge kebab
#peakdistrict #nagshead #nuffsaid
#peakdistrict #nagshead #nuffsaid
So this was on the board when I walked into the room. Yes I know it's accepted, but it also really annoyed me.
#mathsbigot #fucktorial
#mathsbigot #fucktorial
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So this was on the board when I walked into the room. Yes I know it's accepted, but it also really annoyed me.
#mathsbigot #fucktorial
#mathsbigot #fucktorial
Phillip Morris: People are buying less cigarettes because death.
Marketing guy: Cool older brother, but he's a Camel?
Phillip Morris: Bada-fuckin-bing, bro
Marketing guy: Cool older brother, but he's a Camel?
Phillip Morris: Bada-fuckin-bing, bro
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Phillip Morris: People are buying less cigarettes because death.
Marketing guy: Cool older brother, but he's a Camel?
Phillip Morris: Bada-fuckin-bing, bro
Marketing guy: Cool older brother, but he's a Camel?
Phillip Morris: Bada-fuckin-bing, bro
Can't believe i've not heard this before. Lad's got a voice of warmth and peace. Cheers @odubhda.bsky.social for the tip.
open.spotify.com/album/3kQpBS...
open.spotify.com/album/3kQpBS...
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Can't believe i've not heard this before. Lad's got a voice of warmth and peace. Cheers @odubhda.bsky.social for the tip.
open.spotify.com/album/3kQpBS...
open.spotify.com/album/3kQpBS...
One of my best students got food poisoning from here last night.
AVOID THIS PLACE like a horny Rhino on steroids, with AIDS, misogynist opinions and slip-on Lonsdales
#manchestermarkets #howmuch #bugclub
AVOID THIS PLACE like a horny Rhino on steroids, with AIDS, misogynist opinions and slip-on Lonsdales
#manchestermarkets #howmuch #bugclub
Please don't.
Life is grim enough in early November without a £13-for-2-pints outside shithaven (£17 inc deposit)
#fuckoffmas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Life is grim enough in early November without a £13-for-2-pints outside shithaven (£17 inc deposit)
#fuckoffmas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Manchester Christmas Markets 2025: What are the prices like? - BBC News
From mulled wine to mince pies: Your guide to visiting this year's Christmas Markets in Manchester.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
One of my best students got food poisoning from here last night.
AVOID THIS PLACE like a horny Rhino on steroids, with AIDS, misogynist opinions and slip-on Lonsdales
#manchestermarkets #howmuch #bugclub
AVOID THIS PLACE like a horny Rhino on steroids, with AIDS, misogynist opinions and slip-on Lonsdales
#manchestermarkets #howmuch #bugclub
Any medics on here that can solve last night's mystery?
1 Pint Orkney IPA
2 Pints Full Circle German IPA
3.5 Pints Marble Arch Earl Grey Ale
1 Bottle Crémant de Loire
Not sure why my head hurts.
#healthfirst #conundrum
1 Pint Orkney IPA
2 Pints Full Circle German IPA
3.5 Pints Marble Arch Earl Grey Ale
1 Bottle Crémant de Loire
Not sure why my head hurts.
#healthfirst #conundrum
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Any medics on here that can solve last night's mystery?
1 Pint Orkney IPA
2 Pints Full Circle German IPA
3.5 Pints Marble Arch Earl Grey Ale
1 Bottle Crémant de Loire
Not sure why my head hurts.
#healthfirst #conundrum
1 Pint Orkney IPA
2 Pints Full Circle German IPA
3.5 Pints Marble Arch Earl Grey Ale
1 Bottle Crémant de Loire
Not sure why my head hurts.
#healthfirst #conundrum
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Here's my damn vibe, you cocklineators
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Here's my damn vibe, you cocklineators
Struggling for gifts? No longer, my fine onliney people.
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Struggling for gifts? No longer, my fine onliney people.
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
All I want is a daily saxophone solo as I walk down the street
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
All I want is a daily saxophone solo as I walk down the street
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
December. How, and why, and where did this happen.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
December. How, and why, and where did this happen.
Vicky Mount
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November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Vicky Mount
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Hello, pint of panacea please. I've survived a harsh environment (again)
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hello, pint of panacea please. I've survived a harsh environment (again)
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM