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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 1d

OH MY GOD we're out of star anise

Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 1d

Outstanding fruity goodness in liquid form. Look out for Plum Porter Reserve in late November.

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 4d

I wasn't keen on descending Kinderlow in sod-all visibility, down to the river, then back up to Downfall. But my dinner tasted much better as a result.

Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 4d

Would have gently quicker if we hadn't stopped and chatted with every other runner up there!

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 4d

Ridiculous 11 miler over Kinder Scout this morning. Lovely dollop of wind/rain/ice to help the 3 hours just flyyyyy past.
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 6d

Could all the monks on here DM me please, I have a saucy proposition
#xshitter

Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 6d

Well nobody better walk over the top of Stanage Edge and take pictures of watering stones and lodges, then sit in a pub, or we'll have words
#stanage #beerhouse

Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 8d

And relax. Can any of you massive procrastinators guess the location?
#stout #ale #camra #bliss

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 8d

J'accuse: McD's, pastry, not enough biking, Trump, Vance, the price of Olive Oil, and Trump again.

Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 8d

Also, "I can live, if living is without you".
Does kind of spoil the sentiment

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 8d

I would just like to thank France and America for sticking to their designated stereotypes

Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 8d

Obesity Rates: US States vs European Countries

Full data by country: brilliantmaps.com/obesity-r...

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 8d

Great one to have on vinyl, the whole thing really hangs together as an album.

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 8d

I want a pet upgrade, how much for wee Eastside there?

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 8d

Ah, not visited. I do wish Hathersage would turn the heaters off at some point during the winter. I broke the ice there one New Year's day.

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 9d

Awesome. Makes Pearl Harbour look like Pingu.

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 9d

Hi, at first I thought this was Hathersage. Bakewell?

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 9d

This joke isn't explosively funny, but that's 'K.

scha·den·freu·de 💀 @blisterpearl.bsky.social · Sep 25

O Mg

I was going to post a joke about sodium...
But Na.

Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 9d

Accidentally biked 10 miles over Hayfield while avoiding responsibilities. Ground still pretty solid, gusty high up. Drama from a S92 rescue over Brown Knoll. #mtb #hayfield