Sweary Prof
@swearyprof.bsky.social
Peak District smartarse. Bikes & hills. Human. Humanist.
There will always be beauty. Frequent, or rare.
El Mirador, Jaèn, Spain, today.
El Mirador, Jaèn, Spain, today.
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There will always be beauty. Frequent, or rare.
El Mirador, Jaèn, Spain, today.
El Mirador, Jaèn, Spain, today.
Having a kickarse time comparing the Poisson's Ratios of different types of wood. You've got to spark joy where you can find it. Check out the Radial-Tangential on that bit of Birch, phwoar. #lpgibson #celluarsolids #mit
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Having a kickarse time comparing the Poisson's Ratios of different types of wood. You've got to spark joy where you can find it. Check out the Radial-Tangential on that bit of Birch, phwoar. #lpgibson #celluarsolids #mit
Gift-wrapped packs of flagstones, left 600m up on Kinder Scout by Helicopter. Used for building a path along thte busy route by Pym Chair. Photo from Saturday.
#if #cadbury #did #rocks @peakdistrict.bsky.social
#if #cadbury #did #rocks @peakdistrict.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Gift-wrapped packs of flagstones, left 600m up on Kinder Scout by Helicopter. Used for building a path along thte busy route by Pym Chair. Photo from Saturday.
#if #cadbury #did #rocks @peakdistrict.bsky.social
#if #cadbury #did #rocks @peakdistrict.bsky.social
Ran 12 miles over Edale and about to remove any health gains with a huge kebab
#peakdistrict #nagshead #nuffsaid
#peakdistrict #nagshead #nuffsaid
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ran 12 miles over Edale and about to remove any health gains with a huge kebab
#peakdistrict #nagshead #nuffsaid
#peakdistrict #nagshead #nuffsaid
So this was on the board when I walked into the room. Yes I know it's accepted, but it also really annoyed me.
#mathsbigot #fucktorial
#mathsbigot #fucktorial
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So this was on the board when I walked into the room. Yes I know it's accepted, but it also really annoyed me.
#mathsbigot #fucktorial
#mathsbigot #fucktorial
Phillip Morris: People are buying less cigarettes because death.
Marketing guy: Cool older brother, but he's a Camel?
Phillip Morris: Bada-fuckin-bing, bro
Marketing guy: Cool older brother, but he's a Camel?
Phillip Morris: Bada-fuckin-bing, bro
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Phillip Morris: People are buying less cigarettes because death.
Marketing guy: Cool older brother, but he's a Camel?
Phillip Morris: Bada-fuckin-bing, bro
Marketing guy: Cool older brother, but he's a Camel?
Phillip Morris: Bada-fuckin-bing, bro
Can't believe i've not heard this before. Lad's got a voice of warmth and peace. Cheers @odubhda.bsky.social for the tip.
open.spotify.com/album/3kQpBS...
open.spotify.com/album/3kQpBS...
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Can't believe i've not heard this before. Lad's got a voice of warmth and peace. Cheers @odubhda.bsky.social for the tip.
open.spotify.com/album/3kQpBS...
open.spotify.com/album/3kQpBS...
Not his fault. Public school windows were very dirty in Dulwich then.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Not his fault. Public school windows were very dirty in Dulwich then.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Here's my damn vibe, you cocklineators
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Here's my damn vibe, you cocklineators
Struggling for gifts? No longer, my fine onliney people.
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Struggling for gifts? No longer, my fine onliney people.
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Vicky Mount
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November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Vicky Mount
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Hello, pint of panacea please. I've survived a harsh environment (again)
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hello, pint of panacea please. I've survived a harsh environment (again)
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hi, quick question: does anyone want to sit in the pub and just stare at the wood panneling
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hi, quick question: does anyone want to sit in the pub and just stare at the wood panneling
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I don't think I have enough Fawning in my life.
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I don't think I have enough Fawning in my life.
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"