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𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭.
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❝ Is justice the absence of wrongdoing or the presence of accountability .ᐣ

... ... ...

Anyway,
I just spilled coffee in my lap.

Justice will have to wait five minutes. ❞
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❝ Why do people say ‘no offense’ right before saying the most offensive thing .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Good morning .ᐟ I hope today treats you kindly and your socks match on the first try. ❞ 👋🏻
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❝ Legally speaking, pretty sure I’m obligated to ask about the whole ‘murdering a teenager’ thing...

Personally .ᐣ Love the cloak. Very powerful. ❞
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❝ Respectfully, is that the Evil Queen .ᐣ As in, mirror mirror, poisoned apple, attempted regicide .ᐣ Just confirming I’m not just on too much coffee- ❞

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❝ Do you ever wave at someone and realize they weren’t waving at you .ᐣ So you turn the wave into a hair fix, but then they see you do that and wave anyway -- and now you’re stuck in a loop of social confusion forever .ᐣ ❞
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Spookworm

Thank you 🙏💜

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𝐀 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐫.

❝ Oh, that’s not good...
Absolutely terrifying.

... Are you okay .ᐣ Because
that just sounds awful. ❞
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𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲.

❝ Uhh- Right. Constable Miranda Hilmarson. I work at the Sydney Police Force.

— You .ᐣ ❞
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Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · Apr 23

“Kind of, but imagine it manifesting as a dark red substance that eventually drains you of all energy.

Some gloom forms into hands with eyes in concentrated masses. We have a problem with balances between positive and negative forces.

Hmmm… Who am I speaking with, by the way?”

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❝ Fascinating .ᐟ And, wait - Gloom .ᐣ Like depression .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Fascinating .ᐟ And, wait - Gloom .ᐣ Like depression .ᐣ ❞
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Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · Apr 23

“As a matter of fact, yes! Many dragons exist in my homeworld. Some are considered guardians due to their elements being close to the goddesses.”

The horned entity nodded emphatically.

“But, you’d need to be careful. Dark forces like gloom exist. Then, there’s the blood moon.”

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❝ Oh. I see...

Another world, huh .ᐣ Wow.
I’d honestly 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 to live in a place where magic exists .ᐟ

Do you have dragons .ᐣ ❞
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Spookworm

What the fu— ??? Eugh- No- 💀

I’m sorry you had to deal with that. 💜🥺

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Spookworm

No clue what happened yesterday, but, please, take your time.

And if you need anything, let me know, yeah? I’ll try and help as much as I can.

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · Apr 23

Ranu

I think yesterday’s drama, and a bunch of outside factors, triggered me. I dissociated for the first time in who knows how long.

I think I need a break.

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❝ Oh. I see...

Another world, huh .ᐣ Wow.
I’d honestly 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 to live in a place where magic exists .ᐟ

Do you have dragons .ᐣ ❞
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Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · Apr 23

“Being magic is part of the nature of the world we’re from. It varies wildly depending on the world.

If it were legally binding, I’d have too much paperwork!”

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❝ This app is… weird. But nice. Some of you are magic .ᐣ Is that legally binding .ᐣ ❞
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❝ This app is… weird. But nice. Some of you are magic .ᐣ Is that legally binding .ᐣ ❞
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❝ This is Constable Miranda Hilmarson, reporting for... vibes -- I guess .ᐣ ... Hi .ᐟ ❞
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𝐀𝐃𝐌𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎.

- Mun goes by Spookworm or Mary.
- 21+
- Cisgender Woman | She/Her
- French; bear with me.

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- friendly writer. i don’t bite.
- n/sfw | no lewd. please. go away.
- serious & crack.
- can be descriptive.

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𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭.
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