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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 4h

Oh, man. You gotta be kidding me. I'm not falling for this shit, Marjorie Taylor Greene. You are welcome to suddenly start sounding reasonable all you want, but I'll never shut up about the fact that you have a massive horse cock swinging between those muscular legs.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 6h

A friendly fucking reminder that Trump already had his "annual medical check up" A FEW MONTHS AGO. His trip to the hospital tomorrow came on suddenly after he lost control of half his fucking face yesterday. Everyone saw it. Jaw drooping lower than man titties on an ICE agent.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 6h

Well, it's my birthday in a few hours. 38 trips around the sun. Almost all spent indulging in sin and fuckery. I suppose I'm entitled to a mid life crisis, but nah. I can still look myself in the mirror. I declined the MAGA grift. May I never become whatever the fuck John Fetterman is.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 7h

Mark my words: this "ceasefire" deal will end with American troops occupying Gaza. That's the plan. It's always been the fucking plan. They just need to get the hostages home first. Then, with Hamas refusing to disarm, Trump will use it as a pretext to seize new real estate.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 7h

So, just let me get this straight. Hamas has not agreed to disarm, and since Netanyahu will no longer have any hostage pressure, he will be free to resume bombing the shit out of things at his earliest convenience? Just giving Trump a few weeks to cosplay as a humanitarian.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 1d

If I had a dollar for every Israel and Hamas "ceasefire" hyped by politicians and the press in my lifetime, I'd be able to easily afford paying a bribe to Tom Homan. I'll be thrilled to see the hostages released. Doesn't pardon Trump for trying to turn Chicago into his own Gaza.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 2d

AMERICAN kids are being zip tied together. ICE shoved them into cramped rooms. Forced them to eat, sleep, and shit in the same small area. I fear we're witnessing the beginning of large scale industrialized murder capable of rivaling the Holocaust. I feel sick as I write this.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 2d

The illegal military occupation of America has started. ICE agents are no longer even trying to act professional, belligerently shooting people and manhandling women. Local law enforcement is also being subjected to chemical warfare. Stay ALIVE. Stay loyal to the Constitution.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 2d

Read all about it chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...

Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims agent said, 'Do something b----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney alleged...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 2d

JESUS CHRIST, CORPSE ON A FUCKING STICK! Remember how ICE claimed they were rammed by 10 vehicles and had to shoot a woman 7 times? Turns out, her lawyer has footage of a federal SUV slamming into the woman's vehicle, an agent getting out, yelling "do something, bitch!" and opening fire.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 3d

I always make a point to praise elected Democrats when they deserve it. Senator Mark Kelly deserves this praise. A good man. A tough patriot with a lifetime of proven leadership and service. He went on Fox and got Trump so triggered he started mean girl posting about PETER DOOCY.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 3d

Following orders is not a defense for crimes against humanity. Government employee records are permanent. It's illegal to assault, rape, and kidnap people in EVERY state. No federal Trump pardon will save these ICE agents when their senile bloated orange messiah is gone.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 6d

A link to the story. This little fucker deserves to be held accountable for this shit. His parents are refusing to let him talk to the police. He needs to be held in a psyche ward at a minimum. www.kbtx.com/2025/09/29/t...

Teen who claimed he was shot, kidnapped by 4 Hispanic men faked his disappearance, deputies say

A 17-year-old in Florida is accused of faking his disappearance that set off a frantic Amber Alert search.

www.kbtx.com

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 6d

Talk about a fucking deranged freak, man. Some Charlie Kirk fanboy literally shot himself in the leg and blamed it on a group of non-existent Mexicans. MAGA made him a martyr, called for our blood over a now proven hoax. These "people" are sick parasitic pieces of shit.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 6d

A zero percent chance that peace reigns in the Middle East due to Donald Trump and Jared fucking Kushner. How many times have we done this before with Ukraine? Hell, even with the trade wars and the Epstein files. A bunch of talk from MAGA, premature celebration, and then JACK SHIT TO SHOW FOR IT.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 7d

Trump doesn't know what to do when people actually fight back and stand up to his bullshit. We see it time and time again with the trade wars. It's also why he's crying about Gavin Newsom pointing out his bitch tits and dementia. The Emperor has no clothes and a massive FUPA.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 7d

Let MAGA use the shutdown to fire whoever the fuck they want. Go ahead, let 'em gut government. They're just going to end up being the dog that caught the car. Not hard finding videos of Trump joyfully CREAMING his adult diapers over the shutdown. People know who to blame.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 9d

The America we grew up in is already dead. The economy is being held together by stitches and market manipulation, prices rising as rapidly as the brazen acts of corruption. Americans are already suffering from this unlawful regime. Rip off the band-aid. Shatter the illusion and SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 10d

Some unhinged MAGA veteran who stanned Charlie Kirk just slaughtered a bunch of Mormons. You can blow the "left wing terror threat" bullshit out your ass. No group will ever kill more Americans than Republican voters.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 10d

Trump's Justice Department has orders to target anyone who expresses views considered to be "anti-Christian." Something they say is a "pre-crime" sign of "terrorism." Eat my atheistic ass. I'm NEVER surrendering my Constitutional right to express seething disdain for dipshits.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 10d

ICE IS A VICIOUS CARTEL THAT HIRES SADISTIC RAPISTS. Huge lawsuits filed against the facility in Louisiana. A woman was brutally assaulted and forced to sexually gratify a sick fuck "assistant warden." ICE fired him yet deny all allegations. ICE = MAGA SEX TRAFFICKING RING.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 11d

Just a friendly fucking reminder that I'm still waiting for Jesus to stop a single goddamn bullet. I wish he would. If a God can't stop a massacre at his own divine place of worship, what fucking good is he anyway? Why the hell should anyone keep trying to pray away gun violence?

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 11d

SWEET FUCKING LUCIFER. We now know why Pete Hegseth is putting national security at risk by having hundreds of top military leaders all fly to the same place. It's so this aging drunken dipshit frat boy can tell them not to be woke and gay. AMERICA A GODDAMN LAUGHING STOCK!

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 12d

There is nothing more repulsive than a dipshit who outsources their barely functional brain to AI. They already go through life expending as little mental energy as possible, but even that's too much. I'm sick of being saturated with shitty, soulless slop content.

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 13d

Frankly, my instinctual reaction is always to tell James Comey to eat a giant diseased dick. He'd be experiencing none of this right now if he didn't proudly screw Hillary over with his blatant foul fuckery. That said, the case is OBJECTIVELY TOTAL BULLSHIT. Expect a dismissal.

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