sweetyft
@sweetyft.bsky.social
Many people believe I exist but no one could bring any tangible proof. Personally, I think I'm only a urban legend.
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Look at that meat ball
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Look at that meat ball
Oh yeah I know that guy. That’s Rhett from Good Mythical Morning
Someone you listen to was influenced by this man, I promise you. Rest well, The Colonel!
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh yeah I know that guy. That’s Rhett from Good Mythical Morning
Just confirmed: he should not, in fact, smile more.
I was doing quarterly reviews today with my direct reports and one of them told me I should smile more. wtf man
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just confirmed: he should not, in fact, smile more.
Happy birthday @mamasand.bsky.social !!
a cat wearing a party hat is sitting on a bed with a cigarette in its mouth .
Alt: a cat wearing a party hat is sitting on a bed with a “Happy Birthday” caption.
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy birthday @mamasand.bsky.social !!
That’s how you end up with a poisonous cocktail. Check your resistance.
#DnD advice: Make a fetchquest mroe immersive by tasking your players with fetching you a drink.
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
That’s how you end up with a poisonous cocktail. Check your resistance.
LOL good.
lol good.
September 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
LOL good.
Name a boomer-esque opinion that you secretly hold
Patchouli is fantastic base note in fragrances and it has been unjustly shunned lately. Also, what’s up with the obsession with “skin notes” like Cetalox or Iso E Super?
Patchouli is fantastic base note in fragrances and it has been unjustly shunned lately. Also, what’s up with the obsession with “skin notes” like Cetalox or Iso E Super?
Name a boomer-esque opinion that you secretly hold
You shouldn’t wear your hat inside, much less at a dinner table.
You shouldn’t wear your hat inside, much less at a dinner table.
Name a boomer-esque opinion that you secretly hold.
You shouldn't wear pajamas in public.
You shouldn't wear pajamas in public.
August 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Name a boomer-esque opinion that you secretly hold
Patchouli is fantastic base note in fragrances and it has been unjustly shunned lately. Also, what’s up with the obsession with “skin notes” like Cetalox or Iso E Super?
Patchouli is fantastic base note in fragrances and it has been unjustly shunned lately. Also, what’s up with the obsession with “skin notes” like Cetalox or Iso E Super?
He had to throw Cthulhu at us
Finally tpk’d my first party today. It was only for a one-shot, but a win is a win!
a man says " let 's get this tpk going come on " in a dark room
Alt: a man says " let 's get this tpk going come on " in a dark room
media.tenor.com
July 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
He had to throw Cthulhu at us
Age verification? My first computer was a blue Apple shelfish laptop that my then boyfriend bought for me
July 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Age verification? My first computer was a blue Apple shelfish laptop that my then boyfriend bought for me
Let’s get that #Victoria to 10K subscribers before the end of Pride month! They also have implacable tastes in makeup, have a real talent for video creation and happen to create highly entertaining content @hautemesstom.bsky.social
brands really said here's "new" makeup | CRITICAL SASS
YouTube video by hautemess tom
youtube.com
June 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Let’s get that #Victoria to 10K subscribers before the end of Pride month! They also have implacable tastes in makeup, have a real talent for video creation and happen to create highly entertaining content @hautemesstom.bsky.social
I am trying to get clarity and give praise here but you want to make it personal in what is, quite frankly, uncharitable.
Just admit that your problem is that Terrance Malik > Stanley Kubrick
Just admit that your problem is that Terrance Malik > Stanley Kubrick
Is this because you don’t like 2001
February 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am trying to get clarity and give praise here but you want to make it personal in what is, quite frankly, uncharitable.
Just admit that your problem is that Terrance Malik > Stanley Kubrick
Just admit that your problem is that Terrance Malik > Stanley Kubrick
Alfred Hitchcock was the MCU of his time
February 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Alfred Hitchcock was the MCU of his time
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Why are Democrats?
Democratic Sen. Richard Blumenthal: "Elon Musk is the champion among big tech executives of 1st Amendment values and principles"
December 11, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Why are Democrats?
September 24, 2024 at 6:20 PM
@virginie.bsky.social je me tape des streams politiques depuis 9h du mat et j’en peux plus. je sais pas comment tu survis !
June 16, 2024 at 5:45 PM
@virginie.bsky.social je me tape des streams politiques depuis 9h du mat et j’en peux plus. je sais pas comment tu survis !
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bidens bold new strategy of doing the exact opposite of what his voter base wants during an election year is revolutionary
June 5, 2024 at 8:53 PM
bidens bold new strategy of doing the exact opposite of what his voter base wants during an election year is revolutionary
Dr. What
Dr. Who
What's something everyone loves that you fundamentally Do Not Get?
June 4, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Dr. What
I personally don’t believe that individuals who try to weaponize the legal system into an instrument of abuse should go through life breathing easily.
Two male Texas professors are suing to flunk students who get abortions.
Their reason? The students had "consensual sexual intercourse."
Which the professors appear to believe is their right to punish.
www.salon.com/2024/06/03/t...
Their reason? The students had "consensual sexual intercourse."
Which the professors appear to believe is their right to punish.
www.salon.com/2024/06/03/t...
Texas professors want to use abortion ban to punish students for "consensual sexual intercourse"
It's part of a larger pattern of men using the new law to control and abuse women in their lives
www.salon.com
June 4, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I personally don’t believe that individuals who try to weaponize the legal system into an instrument of abuse should go through life breathing easily.
The push for everything AI truly is the new NFT.
Yea we definitely need to keep the coal power plants running to power the AI running data centers so you all can keep your toy that helps you brainstorm and autocomplete some boilerplate code. Totally worth burning the planet to a crisp for dumb as shit algorithms that have better alternatives.
June 3, 2024 at 9:11 PM
The push for everything AI truly is the new NFT.
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Who called a JAWS rip off set in France 'Under Paris', and not 'Shark de Triomphe'?
May 28, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Who called a JAWS rip off set in France 'Under Paris', and not 'Shark de Triomphe'?
You know the good thing about DMs is that you can leave them open, you won’t receive any
May 22, 2024 at 9:18 PM
You know the good thing about DMs is that you can leave them open, you won’t receive any
We’re back in business baby
May 22, 2024 at 9:04 PM
We’re back in business baby