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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 19m

Ohhhhh! I didn't realize you wanted to help! Well, okay then!

And, yeah! Rock stays on the ground. Would be quite embarrassing for both a dinosaur and a bald eagle to be squished into a pancake on the ground. Squawk! Plus dinosaurs are quite the heavy beasts! Most likely crush a bald eagle! 😝

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 20m

*eyes widen and squawks indignantly. He does his best to cover himself up with his naked wings*

Bad skunkie! Stop taking photos of me! Squawk!

*chases after the skunk in such an awkward fashion! bird wants to snatch your phone/camera!*

😝

Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 5h

Erf! Coming out shorn, featherless and naked! Not a great look for a regal, proud bald eagle! Plus, I now have to climb back to the top instead of flying gracefully, carrying tools and such! Squawk!

Back to the drawing board, again! And my coat closet for another feather coat! 😂

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 5h

Impossible goals, I feel! 😭

I'd LOVE to see you as a toony weasel! I bet that'd be a fun sight to see! Squawk! ❤️

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 5h

*eyes widen and SQUAAAWKS, coming out of the woodchipper, sans feathers*

Hmf! If you would've kept still, none of this would've happened! *uses a naked wing to demonstrate his featherless, pink self*

😭

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 6h

SO MUCH wanna be a cartoon burd... and get into HEAPS and HEAPS of trouble! 🤣😍🦅❤️

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 8h

Thank you everyone for all the watches and faves on my last submission. I didn't realize I would attract so many cartoon fans to my post! I'm glad you all enjoy the zany, cartoony antics of my "poor, dumb burd." LOL!

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 10h

We're so glad you're a funny talking animal too! The world would be so dull without a prankster, trouble-making mandarin duck like you! You bring so much comedy into our lives. I'm so happy you live "rent free" inside of my own head! 🤣

Always adored your slapstick comedic antics! Hahahah! 🦅❤️🦆

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 10h

TYSM for sharing this with me! The zany cartoon antics of that poor red/pink/plucked bird was PRICELESS! 😍❤️🤣

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 10h

Poor poor burd! 😂

I thought the ending would depict the "cooked" bird now resting on top of the eggs, but because of the bird's heated self, would start to heat/cook the eggs! The eggs would pop, revealing "fried eggs" as a result of the cooked / smoldering burd! Bwuhahahah!

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 10h

- being hammered and smacked repeatedly into the ground by the cactus plant

- grabbing a rock while on the cactus plant and having it crush the poor pink burd!

- being catapulted again, but overshooting the eggs, hurtling toward the sun and catching on fire! 🤣🤣🤣

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 10h

LOVE SO MUCH:

- red bird being catapulted into the side of a cliff, losing ALL his feathers, falling to the ground into a bird-created crater, becoming all pink and naked! Bwuhahahah!

- running into the cactus plant stark naked and feeling the sting of all those prickly thorns! 🤣

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 10h

LMAO! OMG! This is SOOO funny! I love that bird!

I found the full episode on YouTube! OMG! The amount of physical cartoon violence that poor bird goes through! I absolutely adore it! There's so much "Swiftwind vibes" in that show! 🤣

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vbz...

Cracke 🐣 | Catapult 🌵 | Funny Animated Cartoon

YouTube video by Toony Funny TV - Funny Cartoons

www.youtube.com

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 19h

It almost looks more like a pink egg with two bird legs sticking out of it. 😂

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 19h

Squawk! I can't believe that's me! 🤣😭

Where did you find this image? And is it an image of a bird being flattened? 😁

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 20h

Ack! No! I don't want to become a plucked pancake! 🥺

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks for the recent fave of my art posting from today! ❤️

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 1d

OMG! I love your eel character! They are so mischievous and full of pranks! I certainly wouldn't mind being a bald eagle character interacting with your eel! It could lead to some 'electrifying' situations. Not to mention, a few sizzling feathers and maybe a partially roasted bird! Hahah!

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 1d

Hahah! Well, since the eel is offering politely, why not? 😉😂

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 1d

Saturday morning cartoony antics!

Swiftwind was using a pulley system to hoist a large rock to drop onto his prey... until the rock got too heavy to lift and started to free fall, pulling the eagle through the pulley and shearing off his feathers. Swiftwind falls to his fate. squawk!

Art by Bosko.

A naked and featherless cartoony bald eagle falls to his fate after having all of his feathers be sheared by a pulley and lever system that was being used to hoist a rock... until the rock got too heavy to lift and pulled the eagle down with it! squawk!

The naked cartoon bird appears pink, featherless and terrified as he still clutches onto the rope and falls down into the canyon, along with the heavy rock he was lifting. squawk!

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 1d

*eyes widen yet again as he squawks loudly*

Squawk! Nono! Don't be imagining how fun it might be to baste me with gravy! I'm a regal and proud bald eagle, not some kind of poor poultry bird! Ack!

Bad yoshi! 😝

Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 1d

*sticks out his tongue and thbbpts*

Hmph. Not a turkey. And no putting me on a silver platter with all the trimmings. Squawk! 😝

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 2d

*blushes at the thought of being a Thanksgiving bird. He brings a feathery wing up to his beak*

Squawk! No! I can't look like a Thanksgiving bird. Not for Halloween. Not ever! 😂🦃

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 2d

Ikr? Oh my indeed! 🤣🤣💦

Now I'm curiouo what a featherless Murkrow could look like! LMAO! 😜🤣

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 2d

*eyes widen again!* What? No! No need to fix me! Squawk! 😝

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