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Ani ⚔️ @creaits.bsky.social · 3d

hans being reincarnated as a bird

drawing of a newborn bird that resembles hans capon of kcd2

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 4d

the romans had the correct approach to actors

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nolens-volens @nolens-volens.bsky.social · 5d

Whilst recovering in the hospital (spared 3rd degree burns only by his favorite yellow balenciaga coat) Hans realizes that being important enough to become the victim of a pipe bombing is a massive turn on. He vows to track down this Kaczynski-esque fiend...and perhaps find the love of his life.....

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 5d

Henry Smith is a reclusive man with a deep-rooted hatred of capitalism and some technical skills. Hans Capon is the greedy CEo of a greenwashed co-working leasing flat-rated energy firma. One day Hans gets a parcel in his boxmail that might change his life...

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 6d

i like it. Is hans the ceo of evilcorp that destroys the environment and gets a mailbomb (of love)?

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 6d

hansry made 9/11 😔

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 7d

as far as profession based au's go idk. Pilot and steward ooo aaa im crashing that plane.

suggestions welcome

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 7d

Hansry potential AUs:
Friedrich II/von Kathe (evil)
The servant/joseph losey (evil)
Portrait of the lady on fire 😂
Don giovanni
Le bonheur/agnes varda (wrote this)
Conversation piece/visconti theorem/pasolini (henry hot peasant destroys bourgeois cohesion)
fag hans enjoyers: elagabal/hierocles

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 9d

people contacting warhorse through a survey to get more hansry content. which is innofensive but im allowed to be mad about it by constitutional law (i have a complete thought process here but i dont want to rant)

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Lasko but hansry 🔞 || comms closed! @kadavarium.bsky.social · Jul 6

new boots!
commission for the wonderful @swipwall.bsky.social which I absolutely loved working on

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 10d

warhorse is not going to make your hansry fanfiction into a DLC bro

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 10d

The wise will notice that the handshake also serves as maximal endorsement of the new bluesky rules regarding fictional pornography

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 10d

Handshake of simultaneous coom. from my vault of seed. soon back from holidays and ready to put the mid in medieval (the evil too)

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Pete🔞 @stuckinapit.bsky.social · 11d

Found a homoerotic poetry book under His Lordship's bed while teabagging him. #hansry

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 14d

is he a lightweight and tried to match erik's powerful alcoholo consumtion?

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 15d

why would you not use humor as a coping mechanism when it's litterally the best one 🫵

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 15d

birthday cake (hihi) ! Yipiiii ! Yahooo!!!!!

Lasko but hansry 🔞 || comms closed! @kadavarium.bsky.social · 16d

birthday bollocks for the irresistible @swipwall.bsky.social

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 22d

hey henry check this out *doing something utterly unimpressive with my pizzle*

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · 24d

we quickly need the next big thing in fandom so the ppl with a fetish for being offended leave kcd like genuinely shooo

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Pina🍍 @pinacoladamatata.bsky.social · Sep 13

hanush be like: it's good hans found such a loyal friend in henry, eh radzig?

radzig: *white knuckling it every time hans sends a 'your son calls me daddy too' look across the room*

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Xanh @azulriley.bsky.social · Sep 12

some strip game 😋
#hansry

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🌻MADS!🌻 @madsyclaire.bsky.social · Sep 10

more kissing, but this time from the heroes!! #hansry

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · Sep 11

TOL HANS ALARM ⏰ 💥 🎉💯🎊

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · Sep 6

Burghers and wenches enjoying the kcd fair at Malešov, 'tis with shame I must recommand avoiding the pit of balles, for a lowly troublemaker seems to have relieved themselves in it.

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Red_seven @swipwall.bsky.social · Sep 4

In 2015 i watched age of ultron in the cinema. i came out and decided not to watch amerislob ever again - also (especually) when someone tells me "but this one's good!". For this god has turned me into a beautiful hyacinth flower

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