Des ๐
@switchtodecaf.bsky.social
they/them Mildly amusing. Mostly annoying. (I put the cry in cryptid)
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Excuse the mess, but my gremlin built a walking robot! ๐ฅฐ
Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse and you get taken out by a fucking tiger. ๐
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse and you get taken out by a fucking tiger. ๐
Applies to my friends too ๐ฅฐ
January 12, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Applies to my friends too ๐ฅฐ
"I'm worried you'll get tired of me." Brother, I'm demi. I'm trying to live inside your skin.
a cartoon character from the powerpuff girls is laying on a black surface .
ALT: a cartoon character from the powerpuff girls is laying on a black surface .
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January 12, 2026 at 9:02 AM
"I'm worried you'll get tired of me." Brother, I'm demi. I'm trying to live inside your skin.
With the Animal Crossing update coming out soon... I may as well restart again ๐
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January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
With the Animal Crossing update coming out soon... I may as well restart again ๐
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Another surgery down. Happy 2026 ๐
January 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Another surgery down. Happy 2026 ๐
I'm not good at most things, but I'm so good at plushie trading on Palia and that's good enough for me ๐
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I'm not good at most things, but I'm so good at plushie trading on Palia and that's good enough for me ๐
My kid is info-dumping about special interests. This child of mine tripped and fell, then just stood back up and continued rambling. ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My kid is info-dumping about special interests. This child of mine tripped and fell, then just stood back up and continued rambling. ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
Excuse the mess, but my gremlin built a walking robot! ๐ฅฐ
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Excuse the mess, but my gremlin built a walking robot! ๐ฅฐ
It's 70ยฐ today. Tomorrow's low is 24ยฐ I hate it here. ๐ซ
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's 70ยฐ today. Tomorrow's low is 24ยฐ I hate it here. ๐ซ
Thank you! It's not perfect, but I try. ๐
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Thank you! It's not perfect, but I try. ๐
My back is killing me, but Christmas presents for my gremlin are all wrapped ๐ค๐ผ
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My back is killing me, but Christmas presents for my gremlin are all wrapped ๐ค๐ผ
Putting stickers on book covers should be illegal ๐ญ
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Putting stickers on book covers should be illegal ๐ญ
My gremlin has online school today and we're in a Google meeting. One of the kids is eating a giant gummy bear for breakfast... It's not even 10am...
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My gremlin has online school today and we're in a Google meeting. One of the kids is eating a giant gummy bear for breakfast... It's not even 10am...
Jack O'Connell ๐คค
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Jack O'Connell ๐คค
Finally watched 28 Years Later... I truly don't know what to say about it tbh ๐
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Finally watched 28 Years Later... I truly don't know what to say about it tbh ๐
Reposted by Des ๐
> starting a new game and loving it
> multiplayer trophies
> multiplayer trophies
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
> starting a new game and loving it
> multiplayer trophies
> multiplayer trophies
You're home now at least ๐ฅบ
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You're home now at least ๐ฅบ
That's my secret.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
That's my secret.
Just a little rug burn and bruised pride ๐
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just a little rug burn and bruised pride ๐
I honestly want it ๐
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I honestly want it ๐
Just tripped going up the stairs to my apartment, dropped my bags, and had to chase one that rolled back down the stairs. Now I get to think about how that was all caught on my neighbor's ring camera. ๐ซ
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just tripped going up the stairs to my apartment, dropped my bags, and had to chase one that rolled back down the stairs. Now I get to think about how that was all caught on my neighbor's ring camera. ๐ซ
"Surely the pain will stop shortly, so I don't need medicine rn." Hours later and still hurting ๐ซ
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"Surely the pain will stop shortly, so I don't need medicine rn." Hours later and still hurting ๐ซ