Des 💀
@switchtodecaf.bsky.social
they/them Mildly amusing. Mostly annoying. (I put the cry in cryptid)
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With the Animal Crossing update coming out soon... I may as well restart again 😅🫣
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
With the Animal Crossing update coming out soon... I may as well restart again 😅🫣
Another surgery down. Happy 2026 😅
January 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Another surgery down. Happy 2026 😅
I'm not good at most things, but I'm so good at plushie trading on Palia and that's good enough for me 😂
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I'm not good at most things, but I'm so good at plushie trading on Palia and that's good enough for me 😂
My kid is info-dumping about special interests. This child of mine tripped and fell, then just stood back up and continued rambling. 🤦🏼♀️😅
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My kid is info-dumping about special interests. This child of mine tripped and fell, then just stood back up and continued rambling. 🤦🏼♀️😅
Excuse the mess, but my gremlin built a walking robot! 🥰
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Excuse the mess, but my gremlin built a walking robot! 🥰
It's 70° today. Tomorrow's low is 24° I hate it here. 🫠
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's 70° today. Tomorrow's low is 24° I hate it here. 🫠
My back is killing me, but Christmas presents for my gremlin are all wrapped 🤙🏼
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My back is killing me, but Christmas presents for my gremlin are all wrapped 🤙🏼
Putting stickers on book covers should be illegal 😭
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Putting stickers on book covers should be illegal 😭
My gremlin has online school today and we're in a Google meeting. One of the kids is eating a giant gummy bear for breakfast... It's not even 10am...
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My gremlin has online school today and we're in a Google meeting. One of the kids is eating a giant gummy bear for breakfast... It's not even 10am...
Finally watched 28 Years Later... I truly don't know what to say about it tbh 😅
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Finally watched 28 Years Later... I truly don't know what to say about it tbh 😅
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> starting a new game and loving it
> multiplayer trophies
> multiplayer trophies
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
> starting a new game and loving it
> multiplayer trophies
> multiplayer trophies
Just tripped going up the stairs to my apartment, dropped my bags, and had to chase one that rolled back down the stairs. Now I get to think about how that was all caught on my neighbor's ring camera. 🫠
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just tripped going up the stairs to my apartment, dropped my bags, and had to chase one that rolled back down the stairs. Now I get to think about how that was all caught on my neighbor's ring camera. 🫠
"Surely the pain will stop shortly, so I don't need medicine rn." Hours later and still hurting 🫠
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"Surely the pain will stop shortly, so I don't need medicine rn." Hours later and still hurting 🫠
I got a potato plush today 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I got a potato plush today 🥹
This little Frankenstein was drawn on my coffee today. I love him. 🥹
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This little Frankenstein was drawn on my coffee today. I love him. 🥹
Today I saw a cyber truck with a custom licence plate that said 'monopoly'... Dude was at a dollar general... 🤦🏼♀️😂
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Today I saw a cyber truck with a custom licence plate that said 'monopoly'... Dude was at a dollar general... 🤦🏼♀️😂
It's Halloween tomorrow! 🥳🎃 (no boo basket 🥲)
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's Halloween tomorrow! 🥳🎃 (no boo basket 🥲)
Feelings and emotions are not my friend.
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Feelings and emotions are not my friend.
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We’ve been working on this nonstop (It’s out on Wednesday)!
youtube.com/shorts/kYRYw...
#smallbusiness #roguelikes #medieval #witchcraft #indieart
youtube.com/shorts/kYRYw...
#smallbusiness #roguelikes #medieval #witchcraft #indieart
We’ve been working on this nonstop… (It’s out Wednesday)
YouTube video by CowHammerStudios
youtube.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We’ve been working on this nonstop (It’s out on Wednesday)!
youtube.com/shorts/kYRYw...
#smallbusiness #roguelikes #medieval #witchcraft #indieart
youtube.com/shorts/kYRYw...
#smallbusiness #roguelikes #medieval #witchcraft #indieart
Feeling very useless while looking for work from home jobs. 🙃
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Feeling very useless while looking for work from home jobs. 🙃
Too drained to even crash out properly 🫠
October 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Too drained to even crash out properly 🫠
My gremlin is finally getting into fnaf and did this today! 🥰
October 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My gremlin is finally getting into fnaf and did this today! 🥰
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insomnia? I actually do know her really well, please tell her to leave me alone
October 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
insomnia? I actually do know her really well, please tell her to leave me alone
Reposted by Des 💀
Have you heard of… The Forbidden Flask? DEMO OUT NOW!
youtube.com/shorts/9pWfU...
#artist #indieartist #indiedev #medieval #newgames
youtube.com/shorts/9pWfU...
#artist #indieartist #indiedev #medieval #newgames
Have you heard of… The Forbidden Flask? DEMO OUT NOW!
YouTube video by CowHammerStudios
youtube.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Have you heard of… The Forbidden Flask? DEMO OUT NOW!
youtube.com/shorts/9pWfU...
#artist #indieartist #indiedev #medieval #newgames
youtube.com/shorts/9pWfU...
#artist #indieartist #indiedev #medieval #newgames
Visiting @adventurerules.bsky.social family and his grandpa asked him, "You still into dragons?" 😂😂😂
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Visiting @adventurerules.bsky.social family and his grandpa asked him, "You still into dragons?" 😂😂😂