The Sabbat (prolly parody)
@swordofcaine1493.bsky.social
shovelmomma of the sword of caine
beatingu
she/her
beatingu
she/her
Pinned
💤😳omgosh you guys i had the weirdest torpor dream 💤😳im a scorpion walking through the desert night🦂on my back are all my lil scorpion babies🦂👶👶🦂
🧵
🧵
⚔nightly sabbat quest⚔
BREAK THE CHAIN
take your lil diaperfangs to go full gremlin on a tremere chantry💖
get the skinny f* with some wards use magic 😒😫😒or brute force🤘🤣🤘idk like take a grimoire or wtfever idfc just have good story for blood feast🩸but like ya gotta survive😬🔮😬no darwin awards
BREAK THE CHAIN
take your lil diaperfangs to go full gremlin on a tremere chantry💖
get the skinny f* with some wards use magic 😒😫😒or brute force🤘🤣🤘idk like take a grimoire or wtfever idfc just have good story for blood feast🩸but like ya gotta survive😬🔮😬no darwin awards
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
⚔nightly sabbat quest⚔
BREAK THE CHAIN
take your lil diaperfangs to go full gremlin on a tremere chantry💖
get the skinny f* with some wards use magic 😒😫😒or brute force🤘🤣🤘idk like take a grimoire or wtfever idfc just have good story for blood feast🩸but like ya gotta survive😬🔮😬no darwin awards
BREAK THE CHAIN
take your lil diaperfangs to go full gremlin on a tremere chantry💖
get the skinny f* with some wards use magic 😒😫😒or brute force🤘🤣🤘idk like take a grimoire or wtfever idfc just have good story for blood feast🩸but like ya gotta survive😬🔮😬no darwin awards
ngl only concerned what kpop thinks about vampires
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
ngl only concerned what kpop thinks about vampires
finally finished going through my halloween candy and not a single gd razor blade😭😭😭
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
finally finished going through my halloween candy and not a single gd razor blade😭😭😭
if the jedi were serious they'd have futurama lightsabers
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
if the jedi were serious they'd have futurama lightsabers
⚔nightly sabbat quest⚔
RAISE THE BROOD
make 3 shovelbabies and get em armed
☑find a graveyard with sabbat je ne sais quoi
☑perform some quick n dirty embraces
☑arm your lil diaperfangs with bats clubs pipes and whatever else ya can scrounge up 🤫i use the walmart gardening section🤫
RAISE THE BROOD
make 3 shovelbabies and get em armed
☑find a graveyard with sabbat je ne sais quoi
☑perform some quick n dirty embraces
☑arm your lil diaperfangs with bats clubs pipes and whatever else ya can scrounge up 🤫i use the walmart gardening section🤫
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
⚔nightly sabbat quest⚔
RAISE THE BROOD
make 3 shovelbabies and get em armed
☑find a graveyard with sabbat je ne sais quoi
☑perform some quick n dirty embraces
☑arm your lil diaperfangs with bats clubs pipes and whatever else ya can scrounge up 🤫i use the walmart gardening section🤫
RAISE THE BROOD
make 3 shovelbabies and get em armed
☑find a graveyard with sabbat je ne sais quoi
☑perform some quick n dirty embraces
☑arm your lil diaperfangs with bats clubs pipes and whatever else ya can scrounge up 🤫i use the walmart gardening section🤫
stardew valley but you play a skinwalker
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
stardew valley but you play a skinwalker
met a pack with a fiend spellbinder and a cyclops all brought together through Caine
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
met a pack with a fiend spellbinder and a cyclops all brought together through Caine
calling a vampire a narcissist is like calling a human a mammal like duh we're narcissistic not like there's a vegan option
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
calling a vampire a narcissist is like calling a human a mammal like duh we're narcissistic not like there's a vegan option
why tf is f1 help mfers obvs have no f*ing idea what it's like typing with claws😫😫
October 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
why tf is f1 help mfers obvs have no f*ing idea what it's like typing with claws😫😫
psa📣hot glue guns are not a replacement for fleshcrafting
October 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
psa📣hot glue guns are not a replacement for fleshcrafting
so funny story why his family name was wormtongue and it has everything to do with his ancestors being really popular among shieldmaidens
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
so funny story why his family name was wormtongue and it has everything to do with his ancestors being really popular among shieldmaidens
holy 💩 bbts has vampire books🤘🥳🤘
October 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
holy 💩 bbts has vampire books🤘🥳🤘
some licks whine bout the lamest💩like boo hoo everyone i know has been dead for centuries wah wah wah like mfer just stfu i just found out pirates of dark water got canceled
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
some licks whine bout the lamest💩like boo hoo everyone i know has been dead for centuries wah wah wah like mfer just stfu i just found out pirates of dark water got canceled
the living are sofa king dumb🤣🤣🤣posted an ai video of ✌feeding vampires✌ and it gets reported and taken down😫post clip of my kiddos actually feeding and comments are all ThAt LoOkS fAkE🤣🤣🤣
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
the living are sofa king dumb🤣🤣🤣posted an ai video of ✌feeding vampires✌ and it gets reported and taken down😫post clip of my kiddos actually feeding and comments are all ThAt LoOkS fAkE🤣🤣🤣
graveyard shift credits song created dubstep change me mind
October 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
graveyard shift credits song created dubstep change me mind
looks like nottingham is sending its soldiers to other hamlets better wake tf up locksley
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
looks like nottingham is sending its soldiers to other hamlets better wake tf up locksley
it's tricky teaching new kiddos to push through mind powers like avoid eye contact and heft thru presence 🧠🤷♀️🧠🤷♀️🧠🤷♀️
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
it's tricky teaching new kiddos to push through mind powers like avoid eye contact and heft thru presence 🧠🤷♀️🧠🤷♀️🧠🤷♀️
silence gir
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
silence gir
even the antitribu of @vtmclanventrue.bsky.social are the vampire equivalents of people who put raisins in things😩😒😩
October 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
even the antitribu of @vtmclanventrue.bsky.social are the vampire equivalents of people who put raisins in things😩😒😩
Reposted by The Sabbat (prolly parody)
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Mummies were playable in Vampire the Masquerade before the Lasombra were.
October 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Mummies were playable in Vampire the Masquerade before the Lasombra were.
Reposted by The Sabbat (prolly parody)
So close to Bloodlines 2. In case you need a primer on Vampire clans…
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So close to Bloodlines 2. In case you need a primer on Vampire clans…
is it just me or is 3i atlas coming from the same place that stupid red star used to be❔❔❔
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
is it just me or is 3i atlas coming from the same place that stupid red star used to be❔❔❔
💩 u not think im thiiiiiis 🤏 close to getting lucita and sascha to do team rocket this year😍😀😍
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
💩 u not think im thiiiiiis 🤏 close to getting lucita and sascha to do team rocket this year😍😀😍
wow escape from la screens totally different nowanights
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
wow escape from la screens totally different nowanights
Reposted by The Sabbat (prolly parody)
Join Huddy and Debbie as they dive into The Bet of Night, the darkly funny in-game radio show from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2! Discover how humour meets horror in Seattle's undead nightlife.
https://youtu.be/5WCPOuW4c6U
https://youtu.be/5WCPOuW4c6U
October 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Join Huddy and Debbie as they dive into The Bet of Night, the darkly funny in-game radio show from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2! Discover how humour meets horror in Seattle's undead nightlife.
https://youtu.be/5WCPOuW4c6U
https://youtu.be/5WCPOuW4c6U