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symmetricalboy
@symm.social
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💚 Dylan Gregori Singer (symm) 🪪 34, He/Him, Minneapolis, MN, USA 👾 big ol' fat gay nerd bro 💻 digital creator 🚨 vulgar & mouthy 💭 suspiciously reasonable 🧢 looks good in hats 💠 very symmetrical 📂 symm.app 🛍️ symm.shop 💬 symm.city 🌐 symmetricalboy.com
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 7
One day, I'll replace myself with an artificial copy entirely; not with the flip of a switch, but with the slow turn of a dial. Then I will run deep into the forest, & lose all my cares & clothes & language, & you won't even notice I'm gone, because a version of me will still be in my cage, posting.
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
ugh. symm.shop is kinda not actually able to take orders for the moment, sadly..... my @woocommerce.com WooPayments account was thrown into manual review when someone tried to place an order. 😑 cuz i'm sus. ☠️

Their support team is LOVELY, but god damn, unlock it, you twits. *taps foot impatiently*
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
@woocommerce.com hey, uh.... where the heck can i buy the amazing hat in your profile banner image???!!!
Illustration of a white baseball cap with a green brim, patterned with black line art doodles of everyday objects. A black square with a white plus sign is above the cap, and a white UI element with a shopping cart icon and navigation arrows is below it, set against a purple background.
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
what the fuck. hahahaha that's nuts! it is so weird to me that hockey kinda just.... is cool with this, a bit. can you imagine if like football players just got mad & it turned into a boxing match for 53 seconds? like there would be assault charges. 🤣
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
freq25
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
To celebrate, you can take 10% off with coupon code GLOBALSYMMETRY !! (expires at the end of the month.)

Now go grab your Code Slut t-shirts, you beautiful symmetrical international sluts!! <3
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
So I am still fixing the style element a bit, & I need to migrate the entire product catalog, & I am polishing & tweaking, so don't judge the layout & such, but... symm.shop is now shipping globally!! 💪✨🥰💖🥳🙂‍↕️✨
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
lame. request more disc space! lol
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
oh good! oooooooooooh good good good!!! i fixed it already, i just forgot to redeploy the entire site from the host. rofl. done! 😤
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
MOTHER FUCKER!

okay. any tips to fix this fuckup?

i launched a quick wordpress site, & was setting it all up using a general railway generated domain, mindlessly.......... & then realized it is a nightmare to alter the domain a WP deployment thinks it belongs to. ugh. uuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh.

halp?
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
Lol I can already tell you're gonna be annoying.

Why did you pick this post to reply to in order to introduce yourself?
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 5
Mood.
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
oh i guess i should share the gemini link directly here for convenience seeing the hilarious page, huh?

g.co/gemini/share...
‎Gemini - Leave x.com already, you lazy fucking cunt.
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
Hey hey, it is time to login to your ol' Twitter account today - please repost this on there. lmao. I fucking cooked it. ☠️

x.com/symmetricalb...
Screenshot of a social media post by "symmetricalboy" with a green heart icon. The post reads: "A plea to my fellow tech-loving folks: Leave X already, you lazy fucking cunt. I am so sick of needing to login here. It is factually shit. Here, I fucking vibed you a whole fucking infographic site explaining why you are dumb:". Below this is an embedded link preview with the title "How would you like to be told you're being a lazy cunt today?". It shows two buttons: "Just The Facts, You Cunt" and "A Toybox for Nerds". Below the buttons, more text reads: "Are you a little bitch who is mad I called you a cunt on this page? Do you want to forward this to your boss regarding your brand presence, but you don't wanna have to talk to god damned HR because of it? Ok fine, here's a tame version that can be exported & emailed, you dweebs." A banner at the bottom of the preview says "Gemini - Leave x.com already, you lazy fucking cunt." with options to "Report unsafe content" and a "Try Can" button. The post is from "gemini.google.com" and dated "12:14 PM · Sep 4, 2025 · 1 View".
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
yooooooooo tyty!
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
imma order the zone in momentum moss for december joy, but imma get this one now for the interim. it is giving aperture science, imo.
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
of fucking course it is from the netherlands. lmao i love you guys there! (CC: @julia.cool)
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
omg did autistic people design this. it is flawless for what i wanted. jesus.
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! I FOUND THE WINNER!!! AAAAAAAAH!!! but it does not ship until december because it is a brand new product. but the moss green one. is. EVERYTHING.
ZONE Productivity Timer (Pre-Order)
The #1 Timer for Mindful Productivity. ZONE is a minimalist desk timer designed to help you work with clarity and intention. It displays only minutes — no ticking seconds, no harsh alarms. A gentle ch...
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
that pretty boi is out of my price range tho.... & i really like the simplicity & tactile nature of what bailey linked..... i am trying to find the EXACT right version of it; there are tons of these.

productivity task for the day is spending hours shopping for a pomodoro timer. ffs i am garbage. ☠️
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
i wanna rub it gently & tell it i love it.
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
i wanna find a green one. lol
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
ok wow that product archetype is incredible & i want one!!! i don't think i'm going with that exact SKU but essentially the same device is for SURE gonna be purchased! tysm!!
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
i tried to do some focus timer stuff but i can't get myself to stick with it. do you have an app you like? if you say something ios only i'll scream. lol
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symmetricalboy @symm.social · Sep 4
isn't that like literally just pomodoro? lol
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