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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 8h

Oh noooo, that'd be terrible :)

ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 23h

Me to my cat: You know, I wouldn't have to stab you with saline fluids and give you three different medicines a day if you'd JUST DRINK WATER

Also me: Oof, ouch, owie, why do I have a headache when I've had a handful of chips and a sip of water in the last 24hrs

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 1d

I did my creation justice then

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 1d

The most cursed thing I've made yet and I made a GianniSebastian. I present to you Giegg (Gee-egg) with both bald and hair versions for all your cursed #getgianni needs

For once I release an @getgianni.com summon into the wild, this is for everytime I look up an old meme and IT'S ALWAYS YOU

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 2d

Pfft, we'll see. I'm adding everything else first

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you! Lmao, I don't know whether or not to give him hair

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 2d

God giving me hands was a mistake

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 3d

Found out another meme from years ago was voiced by Gianni. I have a vision to draw when I get home

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 4d

Finally got around to making this. This works with both when #getgianni said "I'm gonna flash you" and when near the end of the stream he adjusted the bust of the dress DOWN

It's an odd thing being Ace because I feel like I'm the insane one for not being down bad, but I'm still having a good time

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 8d

... I was supposed to be working on a meme based off the maid stream that I wanted done Monday but per usual I got distracted

I gave #getgianni twenty bucks and the auto-message was very ominous, so, uh, here lmao. I swear, I'll make the maid meme

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 9d

Not dead but for anyone else who's perfectionist and likes trying to get accurate sizes on things, I was dicking around in Blender after seeing the rig height comparison on the left. I continue to forget how massive he is, I blame Roblox proportions (5'9" L, 5'2" R)

#sebastiansolace #pressureroblox

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 15d

I guess I really wasn't meant for the Rapture on Tuesday that was apparently supposed to happen

ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Jul 9

I know I said I wasn't gonna make the alt vers. rn, but I couldn't stop thinking about it at work and did a speedrun to try and get this finished

We're going to ignore that it was almost six hours with no breaks because of the demons possessing me to make this vers

Once again, thank you #getgianni

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 24d

The background track was pretty obvious

youtu.be/kMbyqu5ePjU

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 24d

"Oh, you're far more valuable to me than that, Expendable. I merely wanted a taste."

I thought about Van Kleiss and then this just happened. Here's #sebastiansolace in VK-inspired clothes that took way too long, but it doesn't matter cause I'm prob the only person to think about Gen Rex on here

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 25d

I've been sat here since posting, tilting my head this way and that to figure out what it's reminding me of, and it's FUCKING MUNYA, AND NO I'M NOT ELABORATING BECAUSE NO ONE WILL FUCKING KNOW WHAT I'M REFERENCING EVEN IF I SAY IT

ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 25d

"It'll be a warm-up," I tell myself. "It'll be a couple hours max"

I'm a fucking liar

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 25d

"It'll be a warm-up," I tell myself. "It'll be a couple hours max"

I'm a fucking liar

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 28d

I left Sebastian at Burger King :(

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 28d

Something, something, horrible irony of wanting to make something out of spite and just immediately getting pissed off when the thing I want to make isn't coming out right, making me remember this audio splice I made a week ago

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Sep 10

I am now very much looking forward to literal Breadhead loaf

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Gianni Matragrano @getgianni.com · Sep 10

You too can get an awesome Breadhead on a skateboard

ko-fi.com/getgianni/shop

Visit Gianni Matragrano's Shop!

You bring the Get, I'll bring the Gianni. Together we can shit ourself's.

ko-fi.com

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Sep 9

While I continue to stare blankly at my bajillion projects, finally found a suitable song for the timelapse. Ignore my scrawny ass Hiccup arm I tried to use for reference

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGnv...

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Sep 9

Liking Gianni is a prison

I go to show my buddy an old meme, "Is it Gianni?", I say "No" confidently. Gianni

I feel a type of way and look up "little and stupid kitten meme". Gianni

I put on a stream and try to draw anything. GIANNI AS GABRIEL TALKING ABOUT BURNOUT WHEN I PUT MY HEADPHONES ON

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Sep 3

This shit popped on YouTube, I guess??? So, here it is as well for any #dannymotta likers as well

youtu.be/biqvcryB2Bg

I Smell an Alex Brightman - Scrapped Danimation

YouTube video by ProfessionallySynical

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Sep 3

Take 3. If I don't eventually finish it this go around, it's gg for my willpower

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